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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Humour > Heartless Steve Jobs Jokes (Viewed 12658 times)
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Re: Heartless Steve Jobs Jokes
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He will be updating his tombstone about once a year, right after you get used to the old one.


I hope his tombstone has a dock




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That... is a really incredible synopsis!

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They'll love the 4S. I bet my life on it." -- Steve Jobs




dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck.
budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane.
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I wonder if he saw a spinning beach ball before he passed...




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I hope when I die, I'm loved/hated/badass enough to be made fun of for fucking dying.



WIN. I was sobbing and stunned by the heartless comments on this thread. Then it clicked, (after reading your comment) so I've stopped being so mousey, and am going to try to be one of the one percent and be awesome like Steve. Really. We all should try, it's our job. He did more good than bad





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WIN. I was sobbing and stunned by the heartless comments on this thread. Then it clicked, (after reading your comment) so I've stopped being so mousey, and am going to try to be one of the one percent and be awesome like Steve. Really. We all should try, it's our job. He did more good than bad




I'm glad you understand man, and I totally agree with you. Like him or not, the man was an inspiration to millions.

On a thread related note, I heard rumors of the new Steve JobsS. Possible battery upgrades, longer life expectancy.


RIP Jobs




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WIN. I was sobbing and stunned by the heartless comments on this thread. Then it clicked, (after reading your comment) so I've stopped being so mousey, and am going to try to be one of the one percent and be awesome like Steve. Really. We all should try, it's our job. He did more good than bad




Heartless, crude and tasteless doesn't necessarily mean disrespectful




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Heartless, crude and tasteless doesn't necessarily mean disrespectful



Truth.




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I'm glad you understand man, and I totally agree with you. Like him or not, the man was an inspiration to millions.

On a thread related note, I heard rumors of the new Steve JobsS. Possible battery upgrades, longer life expectancy.


RIP Jobs



LOL and Cheers.

"Heartless, crude and tasteless doesn't necessarily mean disrespectful "

Agreed, well said, plus they were mostly crocodile tears...

Better to burn bright and intense for a lesser time, -hmm, just like the new Imac Monitors- than muddle through life dimly until 99 or something.

Seriously though, I hope to make 75 at least and accomplish something, late bloomer and all.

"And what is it you hope to accomplish you pompous git?"

Find homes for all my personalities and weeeeaaaaaannnnn (add squealing noises for drama) some of them from the internet, but not the UER guy

And God said to his laziest Disciple: Get a job, and he did.

And God said to Steve Jobs spirit, work harder or you'll be out of a Job.

Best I can do at the moment... The whole Jesus and Job angle is wide open though. iBook of Job... prolly been done.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Job

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Farewell and thank you... "I was doing something that I thought could have some impact someday. In many ways, it's really these photographs that kept me going creatively." Dennis Hopper
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