Doesn't it just piss you off when someone keeps making up excuses for why they haven't came over/called.I have been talking to this girl for a little over a year now,she says she plans on dropping by/calling me it seems she comes up with a different fuckin excuse every fucking time.shes babysitting tonight, supposedly shes coming over tomorrow to make me dinner,but im not holding my breath,cause chances are shes playing some fucked up mind game with me/blowing me off,But I guess there's just alot of people out there that like to play fucked up mind games.too many to be exact.But whatever,I just give up on people,Alot of them just turn out to be grade A fucking assholes

Maybe she has too much homework. Or maybe she's grounded. Or maybe she got some dental floss stuck in her braces. Or maybe she has a giant zit in the middle of her forehead. Or maybe she's having her period. Or maybe her training bra got fucked up in the laundry. Or maybe her best friend is sitting in her room with her RIGHT NOW and they're busy listening to Donny Osmond records, eating smores, braiding each other's hair, talking about some other boy who has his own car and who smokes cigarettes and doesn't go to school and wears a leather jacket.

Or maybe she's just not that into you.

Maybe she thinks you say, "fuck" too much. Or maybe she only cooks for people who consider "a lot" to be a phrase, not a word. Kubla is probably right though. Braces and training bras sure are a drag.

relationships are overrated. I feel that a first date should consist of several questions:

1) are you over 18?
2) are you hungry?
3) are you horny?
(which leads to subquestion a): do you have sex on the first date?
b): are the odds of us having sex tonight above 80%?
4) are you looking for a mature adult relationship, or a head pummeling, suicide inducing roll in the hay after which you boil my pet bunnies, threaten my family with a butcher knife and expose to the world how small my penis really is?

simple. to the point. effective.

Posted by Samurai relationships are overrated. I feel that a first date should consist of several questions: 1) are you over 18? 2) are you hungry? 3) are you horny? (which leads to subquestion a): do you have sex on the first date? b): are the odds of us having sex tonight above 80%? 4) are you looking for a mature adult relationship, or a head pummeling, suicide inducing roll in the hay after which you boil my pet bunnies, threaten my family with a butcher knife and expose to the world how small my penis really is? simple. to the point. effective.

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Ummm...damn.

Good thing you never asked me those questions.

Maybe you have been chatting with a bot. Bots can't cook.

Most likely, she doesn't really like you, because she realizes that you are an ass who over-reacts and thinks the worst of people. She's probably trying not to be rude, because that is a stupid thing that girls sometimes do, thinking it is better than simply being honest.

But, of course, she may have valid reasons to think that being honest with you will just cause you to be an even bigger dick.

Yeah, but it's not ONLY girls who do this...

I've been talking to this guy for about a year, we've been on a couple dates and lately he's just been blowing me off. Saying "Oh, It's just a phase"..

Fuuuuck,