Posted by bandi
The only vehicle my friend Gerald ever owned that he was unable to kill. He tends to go full retard on all his cars. You never go full retard. He broke the crank in an '89 Tercel, melted and Rx-7 exhaust manifold, stuck a Fiat X1/9 under the back of a transport, landed a Daytona on its roof in the forest and launched his Suzuki Swift off of a crest onto the trunk of some other poor bastard's car.
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you should meet two friends of mine; Applesee and Matt.
these guys should be torture testing mercenaries for the auto industry. if it can be killed, maimed, wrecked, blown up, or otherwise destroyed, these two are the guys to do it.