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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Motorcycling > Dickheads (Viewed 3315 times)
musket boy 


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Dickheads
< on 11/23/2011 6:09 AM >
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Today at school some little prick got his feelings hurt and decided to try and beat me up in the parking lot and he knocked my bike over in the process and fucked up a bunch of shit on it.

I'm not too happy about it




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Re: Dickheads
< Reply # 1 on 11/23/2011 6:44 PM >
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what a cockmunch. rule #5 "NEVER EVER touch someone elses motorcycle."




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< Reply # 2 on 11/23/2011 7:19 PM >
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By no means am I a sue happy person but....

Police report > civil suit.

I have to say and I'm not being a etough guy. If someone purposefully knocked my Street Glide over. They would need an ambulance. Aka "amber lamps"




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< Reply # 3 on 11/23/2011 8:10 PM >
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Don't you have a Buell?????? Those ain't cheap to fix.

I happen to have a perfect set of low Buell bars sittin' in my garage. Black, low, very fat where they'd mount to the top tree.

Their yours if you want 'em.

Does this jerk off drive anything nice? Payback is a bitch!!!




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musket boy 


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It smells like your grandpa and your feet stick to the floor

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< Reply # 4 on 11/23/2011 9:12 PM >
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turns out the guy ruptured my spleen as well and I'm in the ICU now for a week, possibly facing surgery and I am pressing charges on the guy after all



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< Reply # 5 on 11/23/2011 9:23 PM >
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Good god man!!..........You must have really pissed him off!!

I hope all goes well, heal up quick. And own that fuckers shit!!!!!

The bars are still yours if you want them.




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< Reply # 6 on 11/23/2011 10:32 PM >
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I expect to see you on Judge Judy soon. Get well.




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< Reply # 7 on 11/24/2011 2:38 AM >
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Posted by musket boy
turns out the guy ruptured my spleen as well and I'm in the ICU now for a week, possibly facing surgery and I am pressing charges on the guy after all


Awe man, sorry to hear that. I hope you and your bike get fixed fast.
Get well Brotha.




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< Reply # 8 on 11/24/2011 3:49 AM >
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1st off, hope you get fixed up good. 2nd, yeah press charges. 3rd, buell is out of bizz, may need them "free" bars, but make sure you pay cr for them-like $300 and get a "cash" ticket for them. 7/8ths bars that "swell" to 1 inch at the trees are VERY RARE!
as for payback, leave him/his ride alone. stay on this side of the law on this.




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< Reply # 9 on 11/24/2011 1:40 PM >
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turns out the guy ruptured my spleen as well and I'm in the ICU now for a week, possibly facing surgery and I am pressing charges on the guy after all


dang!

I agree with the payback comments but youre better off dealing with this through the legal system rather than the legal system dealing with you man

get well soon




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< Reply # 10 on 11/24/2011 2:04 PM >
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Yeah! I opened my mouth without thinkin' That payback thing always sounds so cool inside your head. But when you stop and think about it, it just causes more trouble, and ruins any chance of getting a good legal outcome.

ICU for the holiday sucks.......Heal up fast and well.

The bars..........Free to you if you need them.

But if you can get Dickhead spleen puncher to somehow pay thru the legal system? That would be sweet.




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musket boy 


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< Reply # 11 on 11/24/2011 10:35 PM >
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thanks for the support guys last night I had a quarter of my spleen removed




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< Reply # 12 on 11/25/2011 3:02 AM >
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No turkey for you......

But on the bright side, you'll have lots of time to fix/clean that bike.

I hope you have very little, or no pain during this recovery.




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< Reply # 13 on 11/25/2011 3:25 AM >
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thanks for the support guys last night I had a quarter of my spleen removed
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Not cool, I've never met you but seeing you in that bed on thanksgiving makes me wanna come to Sante Fe and punch some damn spleens myself.

It's amazing the fear 10-15 dudes on harleys pullin up on you can instill.




get well soon Brotha.

I'm sure it wouldn't take a whole lot of arm twisting to get the posse to ride to NM.




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Re: Dickheads
< Reply # 14 on 11/29/2011 2:46 AM >
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Jeez man that's fuckin' terrible. Heal up fast. The good news is, motorcycle parts are cheap online this time of year. The bad news is, spleens are not.




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How did this turn out? I hope you're all healed up and you cleaned out that bastard's bank account to repair your bike.

Hopefully his wonderful attitude has also garnered him several ass beatings as a form of karma for the problems he caused you.




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< Reply # 16 on 1/16/2012 11:24 PM >
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Wow man that really bites, hope you and your bike are good as new and that jerkoff has contracted a particularly unpleasant venereal disease.




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I'm up and at it now but the bike is still in the garage. the little shit who did it is a 19 year old who lives with his parents and has no money so getting rich suing him is kinda out of the question but I may at least be able to get my expenses covered which is around 6k at this point. I'll still be scarred for life literally. The good thing is he cried like a little bitch when they kicked him out of college just 2 months away from getting a degree and he will most likely be an unsuccessful piece of crap working for minimum wage the rest of his life, especially if he gets convicted of the felony aggravated battery which hasn't happened yet and I need to call the DA to see whats going on with that... I'll be glad when its all over




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< Reply # 18 on 1/17/2012 5:47 PM >
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i am happy that you gave us an update. remember to do any and all re-hab they tell you and follow all "rules" while recovering.




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