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/dev/nox Location: Aberdeen, Scotland, UK Gender: Trans Total Likes: 4 likes ? \| \| \|	Jokes about photography < on 11/29/2011 10:39 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Maybe someone knows good jokes about photography, cameras & etc? : ) I think, there are lot's of professional photographers in this forum.

hydrotherapy Clever Girl Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes RPS is inside all of us \| \| \|	Re: Jokes about photography < Reply # 1 on 11/29/2011 11:32 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Ask Steed about his third leg/tripod.
	Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: Jokes about photography < Reply # 2 on 11/29/2011 11:36 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	What type of camera is used exclusively to photograph Mercedes automobiles? An SLR
	Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

hydrotherapy Clever Girl Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes RPS is inside all of us \| \| \|	Re: Jokes about photography < Reply # 3 on 11/29/2011 11:41 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	How does an urbex photographer clean the dust off their sensor? With a blower bulb or maybe one of those specialized little sensor wipes.
	Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

cdevon Location: west county Gender: Male Total Likes: 909 likes \| \| \|	Re: Jokes about photography < Reply # 4 on 11/30/2011 12:14 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	here, let me help you with that... http://notastarvin...m/post/12766897643
	When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.

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Posted by cdevon
here, let me help you with that...

http://notastarvin...m/post/12766897643

12. They rather drop $1,000+ on new glass than a purse for you.

Fuck whoever wrote this.

Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

don_corleyone

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Posted by hydrotherapy
How does an urbex photographer clean the dust off their sensor?

with a blower bulb or maybe one of those specialized little sensor wipes.

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leave the gun. take the cannoli.

cdevon

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Posted by hydrotherapy

12. They rather drop $1,000+ on new glass than a purse for you.

Fuck whoever wrote this.

http://www.mellylee.com/
i would guess, as it is her(?) blog...

edit: http://www.mellyle...rks/off-the-floor/

yes it is a "her"... cdevon now searches facebook...

[last edit 11/30/2011 12:29 AM by cdevon - edited 1 times]

When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.

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Posted by cdevon

edit: http://www.mellyle...rks/off-the-floor/

yes it is a "her"... cdevon now searches facebook...

Reading captions fail.

Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

cdevon

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Posted by hydrotherapy

Reading captions fail.

but floating boobs WIN!

When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Jokes about photography < Reply # 10 on 11/30/2011 4:51 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	What has six legs, two lenses, two neutral density filters, captures spectacular images in total darkness, is over exposed and yet under-developed? say cheese!
	"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS

/dev/nox Location: Aberdeen, Scotland, UK Gender: Trans Total Likes: 4 likes ? \| \| \|	Re: Jokes about photography < Reply # 11 on 11/30/2011 5:18 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	...a new generation anteater

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Posted by KublaKhan
What has six legs, two lenses, two neutral density filters, captures spectacular images in total darkness, is over exposed and yet under-developed?

say cheese!

and it seems has a cat or small dog...

When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.

heinrick

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Posted by KublaKhan
What has six legs, two lenses, two neutral density filters, captures spectacular images in total darkness, is over exposed and yet under-developed?

say cheese!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/heinrick05/

Harvestman

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Posted by KublaKhan
What has six legs, two lenses, two neutral density filters, captures spectacular images in total darkness, is over exposed and yet under-developed?

say cheese!

You're not cdevon. Now get off that chair, mister.

Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

Breach

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Posted by cdevon

but floating boobs WIN!

Yes, yes they do win. Boobs beat everything!

"I set the bar high, it makes it easier to sneak under." -J.D. Jenkins

/dev/nox Location: Aberdeen, Scotland, UK Gender: Trans Total Likes: 4 likes ? \| \| \|	Re: Jokes about photography < Reply # 16 on 12/2/2011 1:10 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	"The quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera. " more

Axle

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Posted by cdevon
here, let me help you with that...

http://notastarvin...m/post/12766897643

So I read through all 50....I can't agree with this at all. I'm sure there are people out there who do fit everything listed...I'm glad I don't.

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Axle Location: Milton, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 507 likes Sieg oder Tod \| \|	Re: Jokes about photography < Reply # 18 on 12/4/2011 2:05 PM > \| Reply with Quote

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/dev/nox Location: Aberdeen, Scotland, UK Gender: Trans Total Likes: 4 likes ? \| \| \|	Re: Jokes about photography < Reply # 19 on 12/14/2011 6:14 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	[last edit 12/14/2011 10:07 PM by /dev/nox - edited 3 times]

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