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The worst car names
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http://autos.sympa...st-car-names-ever/

I laughed at a few. They forgot the Nova, which never sold well in Spanish speaking countries because No Va means "does not go"




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http://autos.sympa...st-car-names-ever/

I laughed at a few. They forgot the Nova, which never sold well in Spanish speaking countries because No Va means "does not go"


But the Nova joke is not true at all...

http://www.snopes..../misxlate/nova.asp





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Well fuck.




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Toyota did change the MR2 in France, though, because it was too close to merde.

I would have thought the Ford Whore (i.e. Escort) would be on the list. But that's a good list nonetheless.




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and the lacrosse in quebec because a direct translation is masturbation, and the general meaning is you got ripped off




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It's not a car but I just had a new product line of oils come in last week that made me shake my head.....

Viral Lubricants


in bug fuckin letters right on the front of the bottle.
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and the lacrosse in quebec because a direct translation is masturbation, and the general meaning is you got ripped off


When I worked for GM, we had a few LaCrosses in the shop being PDId at the same time. One of the jerk off sales people walked into the shop and said "we're like lacrosse capitol of canada" and I just laughed and agreed with him.




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back before the Cobalt had been unveiled, there was poll that GM posted on FWD enthusiast sites (yes, some people were enthusiastic about their GM so stifle!) and one of the names that they were considering was "Corsair". Now, me personally, thought that Corsair was a name that had balls! And, if I remember right as it has been about 8 years, Corsair was leading in the poll/survey.

What do you drive?
A fucking Chevy Corsair!

it must not have tested well with Grandma and Grandpa as GM didn't use it...
Instead.. we got Cobalt. We got a car named after a pretty blue rock.




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Corsair got used in the 30s by the flying wombat.

It kinda sounds like the love child of a Corsica and a Corvair.




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Corsair got used in the 30s by the flying wombat.

It kinda sounds like the love child of a Corsica and a Corvair.


actually, when I hear Corsair I always thought of the Vought F4U Corsair fighter from World War II or the LTV A-7 Corsair II attack plane of the 60's, 70's and early 80's.





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It's good to see that not all of MSN Auto's car lists are riddled with ignorant and inaccurate entries. But they still force you to click through dozens of pages in what could have been put on 1 or 2. Also, that GM stopped caring about Quebec French slang with the new LaCrosse is funny. Here's a page for it in French.



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What about the suzuki Esteem?




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actually, when I hear Corsair I always thought of the Vought F4U Corsair fighter from World War II or the LTV A-7 Corsair II attack plane of the 60's, 70's and early 80's.




Might I remind you fellows that Ford also made a Corsair?







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What about the suzuki Esteem?


I drove one once, and had no esteem left after my friends saw me in it.




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and the lacrosse in quebec because a direct translation is masturbation, and the general meaning is you got ripped off


I remember laughing a lot when I've first seen the huge "LACROSSE DE BUICK" ad.

Direct translation to french: "Buick's Rip off".




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Might I remind you fellows that Ford also made a Corsair?

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And AMC originally came up with the Cavalier name for a vehicle that later became the both the AMX and the Javelin.



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And AMC originally came up with the Cavalier name for a vehicle that later became the both the AMX and the Javelin.


No No No!

The use and recycling of car names is weird. Edsel had a model called the Citation. I guess GM was inspired by how well it did to beg permission to use the same name? I think there was an Edsel Pathfinder as well, or it was some other older domestic car.

There are also Corsair motorhomes. Corvette was a ship. Corsair was probably too close in name and dated to the Corvair, which as we know was falsely charged by Ralph for being 'Unsafe at any Speed'

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o Daihatsu make a Naked.
o Toyota sold a Parsley.
o Mitsubishi a Town Bee.
o There's a truck called a Small Dump, and a Guts.
o Not forgetting the La Great, Voxy, Space Gear Delica Chammonix, Cappuccino, Beat, Cube, Spike, Figaro & Deliboy.
o Eds always break me up.
o Pocco, Lapin, & Lattes are about these days too.

However I always thought the silliest was they should know better Probe, but the MG MGB GT V8 comes close... Neko.




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And Dodge had a Suburban!




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