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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Relationships > oh the things i get myself into (Viewed 23520 times)
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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 20 on 12/9/2011 1:57 AM >
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The second girl is pretty much just like me


She's off having unprotected sex with other people?

Prooobably something to think about. Especially when she informs you one day that you're going to be a daddy.




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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 21 on 12/9/2011 2:12 AM >
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She's off having unprotected sex with other people?

Prooobably something to think about. Especially when she informs you one day that you're going to be a daddy.


i ment interest and personality wise. Ive never once cheated until this summer. i briefly dated another women while i was still seeing girl number one.

I think what it all comes down too is i want to be with number one, but i refuse to make a commitment and become vulnerable to her. and no im not trolling. im a 25 year old decent looking male. im sure im not the only one whos ever had a tough time choosing between two woman.




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< Reply # 22 on 12/9/2011 2:16 AM >
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or she calls you one day and... "yeah, so um. not sure how to tell you this, but you may want to go to the clinic and get yourself checked out... sorry! when your back home, call me and i will come over and we can have "im sorry i gave you _______________ sex" k?"

nice dude, you just lost 95 points on the "cool bro" scale for that one. get a clue please and hurry up...




When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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Re: oh the things i get myself into
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i want to be with number one


Dump number two.




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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 24 on 12/9/2011 2:17 AM >
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Knock some sense into yourself! Your next post will be "I'm gonna be a Daddy, x2!". Or you caught something...




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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 25 on 12/9/2011 2:19 AM >
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Ive never once cheated until this summer.


That's like saying "I never once got herpes until last week."




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You've got two level headed Mods commenting...Listen to em.




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< Reply # 27 on 12/9/2011 2:42 AM >
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I think your right guys. Im just being a big bitch about it. This weekend i'll do what i have to do.




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he wont...




When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 29 on 12/9/2011 3:10 AM >
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he wont...


LOL, so true.




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... just remember - what goes around, comes around.

I'd def call it off with one or the other... and then buy a box of condoms.




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< Reply # 31 on 12/9/2011 7:04 AM >
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this is going to end badly. you will be luck if you get out of this without getting kicked in the balls.

I'll kick him there if they won't.




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I'll kick him there if they won't.


he is kinda close to you. i can throw in $25 for gas and smokes.
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When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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< Reply # 33 on 12/9/2011 12:33 PM >
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So, banging two chicks.. with no condoms.. pretty much trumps anything else you said before (or after) your original statement. To be fair though, they are actually having sex with you on purpose and not insisting on condoms. Pretty much everyone loses in this situation.




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You might want to go get yourself checked out. Many STD's don't show symptoms in men. You could, in theory, have chlamydia and pass it on. Oh, and the "pull out method" is anything but 100% effective in preventing pregnancy.




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You might want to go get yourself checked out. Many STD's don't show symptoms in men. You could, in theory, have chlamydia and pass it on. Oh, and the "pull out method" is anything but 100% effective in preventing pregnancy.


the first one with kids has the internal birth control thing with the fishing line but the second one is on nothing because it makes her sick. and im a fuck up i dont do the whole pull out thing ever. it kinda defeats the purpose of sex.




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the first one with kids has the internal birth control thing with the fishing line but the second one is on nothing because it makes her sick. and im a fuck up i dont do the whole pull out thing ever. it kinda defeats the purpose of sex.



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Enjoy paying child support for the next 18 years.



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Birth control or not, an IUD (fishing line? you sure there isn't something else stuck up there?) doesn't prevent STDs.

Which you have a great chance of having.

Also, it's beginning to sound like you're bragging about bangin' your soulmate(s) without protection, and no amount of faux self-deprecating "I'm a douche/scumbag/idiot" is changing that.

Have fun pissing dirty when you get called up for child support.





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Enjoy paying child support for the next 18 years.


"it kinda defeats the purpose of sex." Oh, contraire mon ami!




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Birth control or not, an IUD (fishing line? you sure there isn't something else stuck up there?) doesn't prevent STDs.

Which you have a great chance of having.




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