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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Relationships > oh the things i get myself into (Viewed 23462 times)
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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 60 on 12/11/2011 9:50 PM >
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take girl one and two exploring, then drop 'em through a hole in the floor and leave. relationship problem(s) solved.




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< Reply # 61 on 12/11/2011 10:04 PM >
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Read the reply before yours im in a pretty good spot with girl one.




The Misandry around these parts is redonkulous. Sorry I was born with male anatomy.
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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 62 on 12/11/2011 11:12 PM >
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Read the reply before yours im in a pretty good spot with girl one.






When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 63 on 12/14/2011 5:47 AM >
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No explaining to do really. Shes a great friend and an even greater piece of ass. Speaking of which shes coming over in a few for a round of the ole in out in out.




The Misandry around these parts is redonkulous. Sorry I was born with male anatomy.
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< Reply # 64 on 12/14/2011 5:52 AM >
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No explaining to do really. Shes a great friend and an even greater piece of ass. Speaking of which shes coming over in a few for a round of the ole in out in out.



LOL always comes down to that with you huh? Just stop posting.




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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 65 on 12/14/2011 5:53 AM >
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can we be done with this thread?




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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 66 on 12/14/2011 6:00 AM >
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you have no idea. She tells me im the best shes ever had hands down. and shes pretty blunt shed tell me if she was just saying that. But a few weeks ago some dude made her squirt. and imma champion baby and i want that belt undisputedly. So i got that eye of the tiger shit going on tonight. im going to knock the walls off of that shit. you can just call me mr balboa.




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< Reply # 67 on 12/14/2011 6:05 AM >
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Ok troll.




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< Reply # 68 on 12/14/2011 6:08 AM >
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SO not trolling just secure enough in myself to have an open relationship with her. I fuck who i want and she fucks who she wants.




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< Reply # 69 on 12/14/2011 7:49 AM >
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you have no idea. She tells me im the best shes ever had hands down. and shes pretty blunt shed tell me if she was just saying that. But a few weeks ago some dude made her squirt. and imma champion baby and i want that belt undisputedly. So i got that eye of the tiger shit going on tonight. im going to knock the walls off of that shit. you can just call me mr balboa.


OMG... well then "balboa" you have your work cut out for ya!
and just a small piece of advice, well 2.

#1. the internet is a huge database of information. if you want "to make her squirt", start with google. uer is really not the best place for this info. or maybe it is and i missed that subforum. but here is a link that may help... http://lmgtfy.com/...+girlfriend+squirt

#2.



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When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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I got that belt baby. she just left we fucked this whole time. Can i get a gatorade please and a bag of ice. my dick is beat.



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The Misandry around these parts is redonkulous. Sorry I was born with male anatomy.
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She tells me im the best shes ever had hands down. and shes pretty blunt shed tell me if she was just saying that.


If she really believed you were the best she's ever had, why do you think she's still out fucking other guys?

Let me help you out here:

A) She lied

She's a gutterslut

C) Cocaine's a helluva drug

D) All of the above


I have this funny feeling that you're pretty blunt too. All the time. Go you.




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I don't even know why I'm bothering to respond to this now. But I'm here and so...I'm actually agreeing with Therrien here. Guys have uuber fragile egos, sometimes we tell them stuff just cause.

At 25 I'd say a lot of people don't know what good sex is. And also, quit bragging, you are looking like an ass. Follow some of cdevon's advice






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< Reply # 73 on 12/14/2011 4:18 PM >
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SO not trolling just secure enough in myself to have an open relationship with her. I fuck who i want and she fucks who she wants.


Secure is best defined as not having to come on the internet and brag to strangers every damn time you stick your dick in something wet.

Also, let's observe the definition of "blunt"

Main Entry:
blunt  (bluhnt)
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: not sharp
Synonyms: dull, dulled, edgeless, insensitive, obtuse, pointless


Dull, obtuse and pointless describe you well. Carry on.




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< Reply # 74 on 12/14/2011 4:20 PM >
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Compaq, I should make a side trip to your place if and when I visit friends st Fort Drum, so that I can chain you somewhere in your house for your own good.




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I got that belt baby. she just left we fucked this whole time. Can i get a gatorade please and a bag of ice. my dick is beat.


Bennett, we are all happy that you are getting laid. just not the way you are going about shouting your triumphs to the world. its best to keep some details to your self.

you:
"hi uer, my name is Bennett, im in a relationship with one woman, while having an affair with another. please help."

uer:
"Bennett, stop having the affair if you really love the woman that you are having a relationship with."

the end.

Bennett, this is how you are coming across with this thread:
http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

but, as we know you will, continue with the thread and dont forget all the juicy details.




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Obviously hes doing it on purpose. Nobody can be that idiotic.




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You do NOT make the race of men look good at all, just an stereotypical P.O.S.




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< Reply # 78 on 12/14/2011 9:18 PM >
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i dont want to let my gaurd down and be vulnerable to either. ive never done anything like this and i feel bad about it.



Posted by compaq12986
secure enough in myself to have an open relationship with her.



See, these two things are what we call contradictory. You feel vulnerable and don't like it, feel bad, but you're secure? Heh.

You're not secure, you're a scared little boy who hadn't had sex until a few years ago, doesn't have enough life experience to know what good sex is, has serious commitment issues and as such is trying to pretend he's a playa to prevent dealing with any of it.

You ain't no balla, son.
You're also not very good at trolling.




Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.
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You go hydro! Damn ma'am, if I lived anywhere near you I'd beg you to be mine. Compaq......wow dude,.....um.....seriously, I have no idea what to tell you.




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