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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Relationships > oh the things i get myself into (Viewed 23463 times)
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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 80 on 12/14/2011 9:52 PM >
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What!?!! A dude is lying about sex on the Internet! Weird.

Pics or it didn't happen...wait...nevermind.



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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 81 on 12/14/2011 10:37 PM >
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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 82 on 12/15/2011 2:11 AM >
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See, these two things are what we call contradictory. You feel vulnerable and don't like it, feel bad, but you're secure? Heh.

You're not secure, you're a scared little boy who hadn't had sex until a few years ago, doesn't have enough life experience to know what good sex is, has serious commitment issues and as such is trying to pretend he's a playa to prevent dealing with any of it.

You ain't no balla, son.
You're also not very good at trolling.


there is no commitment if its an open relationship. im her main fuck and shes mine thats about it. We enjoy each others company. what else is there to say?




The Misandry around these parts is redonkulous. Sorry I was born with male anatomy.
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< Reply # 83 on 12/15/2011 2:45 AM >
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there is no commitment if its an open relationship. im her main fuck and shes mine thats about it. We enjoy each others company. what else is there to say?



just use a condom.















edit- used my better judgement...



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When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 84 on 12/15/2011 4:27 AM >
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You do NOT make the race of men look good at all, just an stereotypical P.O.S.

Er, "male" is a gender, not a race...




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< Reply # 85 on 12/15/2011 4:55 AM >
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Er, "male" is a gender, not a race...


thanks for bringing some light to this thread. however its course is set...





When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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< Reply # 86 on 12/15/2011 7:10 AM >
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Er, "male" is a gender, not a race...


I know, I like to refer to males as like other species and stuff lol it's like a way for me really make fun at the fact women and men are very very different.




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< Reply # 87 on 12/15/2011 11:52 AM >
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I know, I like to refer to males as like other species and stuff lol it's like a way for me really make fun at the fact women and men are very very different.




BOILS MY BLOOD HOW YOU REFER TO MALES AS A RACE




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< Reply # 88 on 12/15/2011 4:32 PM >
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I know, I like to refer to males as like other species and stuff lol it's like a way for me really make fun at the fact women and men are very very different.


You mean, other than just looking at them and going "one of these is not like the other, one of these doesn't belong" ??

After my first post I was going to edit it along the lines of women "not just being a wet hole to put your dick in", but I see someone beat me to it.
Then again, it sounds like the case for the kind of girls he finds. I tend to ignore those kinds completely.


Just because you CAN fuck something, doesn't mean you SHOULD.




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< Reply # 89 on 12/15/2011 8:33 PM >
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BOILS MY BLOOD HOW YOU REFER TO MALES AS A RACE


I hate you so much. >.<




it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

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Re: oh the things i get myself into
< Reply # 90 on 12/16/2011 2:48 AM >
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there is no commitment if its an open relationship. im her main fuck and shes mine thats about it. We enjoy each others company. what else is there to say?


Is she a good fuck? How long do you fuck? Do you creampie that or squirt it in her eye?




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< Reply # 91 on 12/16/2011 3:26 AM >
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Is she a good fuck? How long do you fuck? Do you creampie that or squirt it in her eye?


+1






When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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< Reply # 92 on 12/16/2011 4:04 AM >
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Just when I thought this thread couldn't go more downhill, it did.




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< Reply # 93 on 12/16/2011 4:27 AM >
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Just when I thought this thread couldn't go more downhill, it did.


its gonna be a shame to see it get locked.... sniffles....




When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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< Reply # 94 on 12/16/2011 1:57 PM >
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Best thirty seconds of my life.




Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.
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< Reply # 95 on 12/16/2011 3:29 PM >
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well thats nice hydro,,,


http://www.youtube...atch?v=YwNVE37BGVE




When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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< Reply # 96 on 1/12/2012 4:08 PM >
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I am so disappointed I didn't find this thread earlier. Full of win!



I say go for it (Use protection a-hole!) But I agree, the question that is important to most of us is:

Posted by Gringo Loco

Is she a good fuck? How long do you fuck? Do you creampie that or squirt it in her eye?





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< Reply # 97 on 1/12/2012 5:56 PM >
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its a shame i move some stuff around photobucket, now my links are broken, send4help, just imagine some cool .gifs of train crashing and shit.




When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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Is she a good fuck? How long do you fuck? Do you creampie that or squirt it in her eye?


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< Reply # 99 on 1/12/2012 8:35 PM >
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Just because you CAN fuck something, doesn't mean you SHOULD.


Oh, you're one to talk.




Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.
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