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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pretentious Verbiage > Haiku a Day (Viewed 5456 times)
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Haiku a Day
< on 12/22/2011 6:58 PM >
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Eyes locked beyond blue
My bones crumble within me
Walk ever onward




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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 1 on 12/24/2011 4:46 AM >
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No one? C'mon guys!


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By your staring eye - and I
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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 2 on 12/25/2011 4:50 PM >
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It's lingering there
Unspoken, but remembered
A dull pain muted

12/24/11


Pale geometry
Of cold buildings standing still
Against a grey sky

12/25/11




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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 3 on 12/29/2011 5:07 PM >
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The holidays were
Empty save for alcohol
And aggravation

12/28/11




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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 4 on 3/16/2012 12:05 PM >
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Hello UER
Oh god those birds are failing horribly at fucking each other they're not even the same species
Refrigerator




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HerbLaur 

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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 5 on 5/17/2012 2:47 AM >
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Your body on mine
Sympathetic fingerprints
Tattooing my soul.







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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 6 on 5/17/2012 2:58 AM >
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Haikus confuse me
Help, am I doing this right?
I'm so fucking lost




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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 7 on 5/17/2012 3:33 PM >
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For Brind.
All you need to know
Is how to count to seven.
And also to five




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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 8 on 5/28/2012 6:03 AM >
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Moth caught in a web.
I would have suspected more...
Self-immolation?




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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 9 on 6/6/2012 1:45 AM >
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Zombie Disorder
Caused by shoes on the footstool
Raised in a barn, eh?




I’m quite positive that you’ve slept with someone uglier than me, and I’m sure I’ve slept with someone hotter than you. So let’s just call it a draw.
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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 10 on 6/6/2012 5:39 AM >
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young night owls glide
silent moonlight serenade
greets dawns piercing light




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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 11 on 6/8/2012 3:20 AM >
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Post by Oryx
young night owls glide
silent moonlight serenade
greets dawns piercing light


Do the prey below shudder
As above, silent wings pass?

Quivering, until
Silently still, the shadow
Above passes on.




I’m quite positive that you’ve slept with someone uglier than me, and I’m sure I’ve slept with someone hotter than you. So let’s just call it a draw.
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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 12 on 6/8/2012 4:53 PM >
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Posted by HerbLaur



Do the prey below shudder
As above, silent wings pass?

Quivering, until
Silently still, the shadow
Above passes on.




soft ripples of wind
blows a leaf out of its place
gently meets the ground




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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 13 on 6/8/2012 8:37 PM >
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Nature is awesome
So much so that I will write
Haiku about it




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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 14 on 6/11/2012 12:20 AM >
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Wow, cool story bro!
A most rivetting of yarns.
Do tell it again.




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< Reply # 15 on 6/11/2012 4:38 AM >
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Look at that fourth wall.
It's shattered into pieces.
Well done, my good friend.




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HerbLaur 

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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 16 on 6/13/2012 3:25 AM >
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Two magnets fell off
Of my refrigerator
They say "I" "Jiggle"


After all of the haikus
I dedicated to it!




I’m quite positive that you’ve slept with someone uglier than me, and I’m sure I’ve slept with someone hotter than you. So let’s just call it a draw.
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< Reply # 17 on 6/13/2012 9:50 PM >
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Posted by HerbLaur
Two magnets fell off
Of my refrigerator
They say "I" "Jiggle"


After all of the haikus
I dedicated to it!



You're doing it wrong.
That goes in the "Renga!" thread.
I still like you, though.




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HerbLaur 

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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 18 on 7/5/2012 6:31 AM >
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Blah blah blah


Oh screw you there kid
HerbLaur kicks Harvest in the
Worst place possible




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Re: Haiku a Day
< Reply # 19 on 8/9/2012 8:28 PM >
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I am lonely as
these bodies around me fall
asleep with no dawn

*sigh*




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