I can't believe I missed this one.

http://news.nation...nder-new-scrutiny/


http://www.youtube...atch?v=n4jopm7hYFk


He also thinks you can pray the gay away. I love American election years.

Like hell he is!




(audience laughter)

I guess starvation and AIDS in Africa isn't Satan at work at all. Well, most of them aren't Christian, so it's probably God punishing them.

Posted by splumer I guess starvation and AIDS in Africa isn't Satan at work at all. Well, most of them aren't Christian, so it's probably God punishing them.

They were warned! It's right in the book. We gave them boatloads too. You'd think they would read them.

Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

Rick: "...if YOU were Satan, who would you attack...?"

Well Rick...I guess I'm glad you asked that question, because it's a good one. It's an important one. And it goes right to the heart of what's ailing America as it lurches on unsteady feet into this new era.

Rick...may I call you Rick? Let's get something straight right now. I AM Satan. And as I look at my spreadsheet for the coming fiscal year, I can see that there are several products in line ready for roll out, and I just know you're going to love them. Get ready, Rick. I have BIG plans for you. You've got a rectal exam scheduled, don't you? One of those annoying prostate things, and I know just how much you secretly LOVE getting them. So yes...there's a surprise in store for you on that one. And that nasty little secret you've managed to so successfully hide and avoid for the last 10 or so years...? You know the one I'm talking about. YES...THAT one. Get ready. That story will break on a Tuesday. There are more, but I don't want to ruin the surprise for you.

Love always,

Satan.

Rick Santorum... i'm sorry, but this is the next quasi-political hack that they're going to catch with a foreign cock in an orifice.

Posted by Samurai Rick Santorum... i'm sorry, but this is the next quasi-political hack that they're going to catch with a foreign cock in an orifice.

When he is your next president, are you going to give him the respect you demanded we give Obama?




BTW, not a Rick supporter here.

Posted by jeepdave When he is your next president, are you going to give him the respect you demanded we give Obama? BTW, not a Rick supporter here.

Dave, even YOU don't want that fucking bible thumping looney tune elected president.

Posted by Samurai Dave, even YOU don't want that fucking bible thumping looney tune elected president.

No, I don't. But, I do find him easier to live with than Barry. My horse is out of the race and my second choice will never get elected and has a weak foreign policy. Sadly, while I do see any of them as an improvement, we could have done so much better than we have. Damned if you do and such.

Posted by jeepdave No, I don't. But, I do find him easier to live with than Barry. My horse is out of the race and my second choice will never get elected and has a weak foreign policy. Sadly, while I do see any of them as an improvement, we could have done so much better than we have. Damned if you do and such.

did it ever dawn on these idiots that there are people out there that don't believe in their god and really don't want to live in a theocracy loaded to the gills with hypocrisy and so-called family values?

no, course not,.

Posted by Samurai did it ever dawn on these idiots that there are people out there that don't believe in their god and really don't want to live in a theocracy loaded to the gills with hypocrisy and so-called family values? no, course not,.

I'm sure it has, but atheists and agnostics are horrible people who want to abort all babies, even after they've been born, give condoms to 5-year-olds, and burn down all our churches. Atheists are incapable of being good citizens. say what you will about Al Qaeda, but at least they believe in God.