So recently I decided to keep a little journal of the things that I do when I'm stoned. Of course I'm jotting down these things while I'm actually stoned. Things that I have discovered while sober when reading said notes...

1. I'm smarter when stoned-- (I got more Jeopardy questions right then if I was sober)

2. I can't type

3. I come up with crazy recipes

4. For some reason my brain thinks I can create my own dub step when stoned and I secretly dance behind my partner when she isn't looking


True tales I tell ya! These are just some of the things I have jotted down. Anyone else remember things like this when they smoke?

I read music way better stoned. It definitely helps me concentrate more. As for house cleaning (wicked exciting, right?) I don't clean so half-assed if I'm high. I'm talking like, serious, thorough, the-way-my-mom-used-to cleaning.

Also makes me way more aware of my body, things I wouldn't notice so much sober. Like the way it feels physically. I eat way healthier too when I'm high. And poetry is like a revelation. Hmmmmm.....

I think and work better stoned, but it makes me very introverted. I'm naturally pretty shy so it just makes me over-analyse anything I say, resulting in me just choosing to stay quiet.

So I've also learned some things not to do high.. I really should not post. Just sayin. I may be smarter high but not on UER lol.

If I'm very high I will start talking about something, then wonder half way through my sentence if I'm making any sense. That causes me to focus more on if I'm making sense than what I'm actually saying so I end up not making sense. Ohhh irony. If I'm mildly to moderately high I am also extremely introspective but I'm much more coherent so I either get really quiet or wont shut the hell up.

One thing I said that stands out was when my boyfriend and I were camping and had brownies. He wandered off into the woods to pee so I called out, "HEY! IF YOU GET LOST... [at this point I forgot what I was saying] ...THE SECRET WORD IS PURPLE!" He said, "OK!!" as though it made perfect sense to him though.

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Posted by gimpcat And poetry is like a revelation. Hmmmmm.....

THIS!

And when I cook or make tea I feel like an alchemist. It's neat.

popping zits is like bubble wrap for your skin

Posted by Brind I think and work better stoned

I am the same way. Its so hard to focus or keep on track when not properly medicated.