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 dark-scaler
Location: south bay california
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 20 on 8/10/2005 9:41 PM >
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| Would you say a regular, underwire, or sports bra is best? |
Only way to find out is to go to jc penny and try them out 
yeah...a little too raph |
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Emma Peel
     
Location: Ahowah
Gender: Female
Ghosting you like you've never been ghosted before.
| | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 21 on 8/16/2005 8:32 PM >
| | | | Posted by Viper
Would you say a regular, underwire, or sports bra is best? I would think an underwire would hold your 'gear' more securely, but a sports bra is more comfortable and form-fitting.
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You obviously know nothing about bras.
Alright, boys, education time!
If you dorks are seriously going to buy a bra to UE in, you'll need to at LEAST get the band size to fit you.
HOW TO MEASURE FOR A BRA:
First, you take a measuring tape (not the tool kind, the seamstress kind), and measure directly under where your titties would be if you have/had any. Whatever number you come up with, add 5. So if you measure a 29 around that area, your band size is (29 + 5 = 34) 34!
And then for the cup size, you measure around where your titties are, and the difference between your band size and the # on the titties is how many cup sizes up you go. So if you get a tittie size of 36, you are a 34B bra size.
Types of bras:
No-wire: Not common, usually only come in smaller sizes, as they are not very supportive.
Underwire: Classified as "regular," Mr. Viper, sir. Most common, most supportive, and most comfortable, as long as you're one of the 25% of um ... people ... with the correct bra size on. (75% = idiots w/ wrong size on.)
Sports bra: I'm sure you mean a cheap sports bra/one with little support. Those are the uniboob, k-mart kind. Better sports bras (IE the Shock Absorber) normally have 2 cups in them, but are, by definition, SPORTS BRAS, and therefore the cups are a very taut stretch material. And smaller than average. The types of sports bras that you'd want to use are more expensive than you're probably willing to spend.
And then you could always use the World's Most Advanced Bra, the IPEX. It is named for the nipple area of the bra, the "IPEX," and is a little thicker there, for maximum coverage. But then, (this is where the advanced part comes in) the cup padding tapers out and gets thinner towards the edges, resulting in minimal padding. It is made of a very lightweight material, is completely seamless all the way around, and has a micro-smooth fabric. It truely is the World's Most Advanced Bra. And when it's COLD your nipples don't show!!
/end rant
Em
PS You guys should have known better than to start a bra discussion where women could potentially work at Victoria's Secret.
[last edit 8/16/2005 8:34 PM by Emma Peel - edited 2 times]
Sorry, I probably forgot my <sarcasm> tags. |
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JavaDog
Location: Buffalo, NY
Gender: Male
| |  | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 22 on 8/16/2005 9:33 PM >
| | | | Well, I now know more about bras than I ever wanted...
Thanks?
"...believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut..." |
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Corallis
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<Reply # 23 on 8/17/2005 6:37 AM >
| | | | I had forgotten about this thread until just recently. I actually just wrote this in jest to see what kind of responses I could evoke. To all the men who replied and seemed to actually want to try this... you're quite odd.
Lock Pick Reviews |
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Viper
Location: Vancouver, BC Canada
Gender: Male
Trespassing On!
| | | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 24 on 8/18/2005 1:06 AM >
|  | | | Posted by Corallis
To all the men who replied and seemed to actually want to try this... you're quite odd. |
Now, think about that Corallis.
Earth, the world's most dangerous planet!
"The will to do, the soul to dare." -Sir Walter Scott |
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Tomalom
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Gender: Male
| | | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 25 on 8/19/2005 6:45 PM >
| | | | Posted by JavaDog
Well, I now know more about bras than I ever wanted...
Thanks?
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agreed.
i figure one of those cheapo sports bras would do the job for the men (more storage capacity??). but then again i cant say i have experience in this area.
this whole thread makes me lol.
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andrea
Location: Baltimore MD
Gender: Female
Apparently, I am heinous.
| | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 26 on 8/20/2005 8:49 PM >
| | | | Posted by Emma Peel
You obviously know nothing about bras.
Alright, boys, education time!
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Emma when you come to Georgia, we should go shopping together.
This isn't boot camp and you are not a ninja. But you sure look like an idiot in that outfit.
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Arch-Image
Location: DFW
Gender: Male
"This gene pool could use a little chlorine."
| | | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 27 on 8/21/2005 5:03 AM >
| | | | Posted by Emma Peel
I keep my left boob in my left cup, and my right boob in the right cup. I find that I should always bring both boobs with me when I explore. A bra is a very handy place to carry them. Excellent thread.
Emma
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OMG, I have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard....I've had an extremely rough day that began way to early and will do so agin tomorrow, it's a little after midnight and this just made my day! I think I will call it a night on this one as it cant get any better from here! I will go to sleep with a big smile on my face snickering in my sleep all night long. Thanks Emma .. perfect response!
"Your kid may be an honor student but YOU'RE still an IDIOT!" |
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swatdaddy33
Location: southern Indiana (vincennes)
Gender: Male
| | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 28 on 8/22/2005 4:17 AM >
| | | | Really a bra ? I just use a black hawk mollie vest .That way i can just add pouches and leave what i dont want .plus i dont think a bra has a drag handle .posted by swatdaddy33
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Zephyr Eagle
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
Gender: Female
Peace, love, and music with hot drummers...and drains
| | | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 29 on 8/22/2005 4:54 PM >
| | | | To Corallis on posting this tip as a joke, very funny, cruel, but funny. I do wonder about those who wear DD to begin with though, what do they do? Fortunately, i don't have that problem, but come to think of it, i don't stuff my bra with things that don't belong there anyway. =)
I've become everything I've never wanted to be...and I'm okay with that. |
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Shinken
Location: Chicago Area
Gender: Male
Time enjoyed waisting, was not waisted.
| | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 30 on 9/3/2005 10:26 PM >
| | | | Tell me again why you cant just bring a backpack?
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Emma Peel
Location: Ahowah
Gender: Female
Ghosting you like you've never been ghosted before.
| | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 31 on 9/4/2005 1:04 AM >
| | | | Posted by Shinken
Tell me again why you cant just bring a backpack?
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Because backpacks are OUT and huge bras are IN!
(/me commences laughing; is so funny...)
Em
PS What about FANNY PACKS?!
[last edit 9/4/2005 1:04 AM by Emma Peel - edited 1 times]
Sorry, I probably forgot my <sarcasm> tags. |
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zcomm
Location: Oakland, CA
Gender: Female
| | | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 32 on 9/4/2005 4:49 AM >
| | | | jock straps are the new bras. just staple an extra pouch in there and you're set. ;)
run faster! |
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Krenta
Location: Saint Paul, MN
Nope, wasn't me.
| | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 33 on 9/4/2005 6:53 AM >
| | | | A decent codpiece should be able to hold a point-and-shoot camera, or a small flashlight, or a cellphone...
Of course, that leads to questions like "So, what are you packing tonight?", "Dude, I think your crotch is ringing", and "Is that an Arclite, or are you just happy to see me?".
Have Speed Graphic, Will Travel. |
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Coded
Gender: Female
| | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 34 on 12/11/2005 10:24 AM >
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what else can i say
What's real is the kids who know that something's wrong,
What's real is the kids who think they don't belong,
What's real is the kids who have nowhere to run,
Who are hiding in the shadows waiting for the sun. |
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FoxTwoFoxTwo
Location: Clarksville, Tennessee
Gender: Male
I'm an explorer who photographs...
| | | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 35 on 12/11/2005 6:46 PM >
| | | | First, thank you coded for bringing this dead but hilarious thread to the light. I can't believe I just read all this.
Two things I've learned:
1) Women have way better hiding places than men do.
2) We (men) should never wear bras. Ever. The end.
Also:
Posted by DukeWhy not just hoop it? : D
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Thanks to you, I never want to carry a maglight.... Ever.
Lets not even consider "hooping" a maglight or nightvision or, God forbid, bolt cutters....
And there is no way I'm going to use a jockstrap for hiding stuff. My type of infiltration requires alot of climbing and running and having a bunch of heavy objects swinging near the twins just ruins my day.
Bringing exploration to Clarksville.
Journal: http://www.uer.ca/...id=4&catid=2000173 | RUAUER!?!?!?111ONE??QUESTIONMARK | FoxTwoFoxTwo - "I just ordered a large. I have a relatively huge head so yeah..." |
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Bry
Location: Goose Creek, SC
Gender: Male
hehe, you looked
| | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 36 on 12/12/2005 12:56 AM >
| | | | Posted by knickers
men could always use their arse cleavage
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funny you should mention that, its where i keep my flashlight. cant sit though..
The Decoy till 11-18-2006 |
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Pravus
Location: Chicago Area
Gender: Male
Now the two key words for tonight - "caution" and "flammable"...
| |  | | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 37 on 12/12/2005 11:56 AM >
| | | | Posted by Bry
funny you should mention that, its where i keep my flashlight. cant sit though..
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for your sake I hope you carry a 2AA maglite and not the 6D............
Live to Serve, Serve to Live.. |
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Grey_Fox
Location: London, ON, Canada
Gender: Male
I love me...
| | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 38 on 12/12/2005 5:28 PM >
| | | | the perfect thing to carry extra kit in; a military NBC bag or 'Nuke' bag. you can get them @ surplus stores. although, since i am in the army i went to my local kitshop and bought a cadpat design one.
"good old bunny and hand soup... just like mom used to make" |
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Anavrin
Location: British Columbia
Gender: Male
Thalidomide for Babies
| | Re: UE Tip - Carrying Extra Gear
<Reply # 39 on 12/17/2005 3:40 PM >
| | | | Emma, what about those strapless sticky bras that glue onto your mammories? Those were the only ones I could find that fleshed my body out. Admittedly, the suction it creates on my teets is quite exquisite.
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