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 Caput_58
    
Location: Virginia, USA
Gender: Male
 |  |  | Re: Quieter Flashlights?
<Reply # 20 on 11/8/2003 10:41 AM >
|  | | | Max, I've had just about enough your snobby 'I'm a UE Professional' attitude. If you're not yelling at some rookie kid, you're bitching about the new rule changes. Maybe you've forgotten what UE is really about: the fans.
Caput_58
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Asylunt
Location: MPLS
Gender: Male
The Friendly Beer!
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<Reply # 21 on 11/8/2003 10:41 AM >
| | | | I have a hard time believing that not a single one of you are using vinyl Devo suits. They block out body odor, and heat which takes care of the CHUDS, but the only problem is I can't stop making poppy technoish songs while wearing the damn thing. Oh Well back to the Drawing board.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." Mark Twain |
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Samurai
  
Vehicular Lord Rick
Location: northeastern New York
No matter where you go, there you are...
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<Reply # 22 on 11/8/2003 12:18 PM >
| | | | Devo?
welcome back to 1980...
Quieter flashlights? Hmmm... how about US issue anglehead?
samurai
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Greenline
Location: Washington D.C. metro area
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 23 on 11/8/2003 8:53 PM >
| | | | My flashlight has a setting that reverses the flow of the photons in the beam, sucking aparitions into a 5th dimension holding chamber I wear on my belt.
Nascent City UE: Detegerens Urbem
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Mark
Very Noble Donor
Location: South Carolina
Gender: Male
What is a lion, king of the savannah, when hes at the south pole?
| | Re: Quieter Flashlights?
<Reply # 24 on 11/9/2003 4:11 AM >
|  | | | Yeah know if I saw this crap up and I was a newbie to all this it would totally turn me off. On top of that I would probably want to take revenge if I saw someone sneaking into a building. Now I know we have seen things like this before and yeah generally a flashlight doesnt make much noise. However I know my old 3 cell MAG light made racket everytime I hunched over or angled the flashlight. It just disgusts me to see a whole bunch of people acting stuck up when someone new comes in and asks any question no matter how stupid it is. Unless hes a troll and it doesnt appear that this guy is.
"If the threat level goes up its probably because of me." "I am looking for a girl who enjoys headbutting beltbuckles" |
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asdafaf
Location: oe'r yonder
I have always been here before.
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<Reply # 25 on 11/9/2003 4:17 AM >
| | | | He WISHES he was a troll, since trolls often live under bridges. Kaput28 hasn't even BEEN under a bridge, let alone up on the roof of an elementary school or in the basement of a house under construction. So screw him and his stupid ideas for a quieter flashlight.
And we want to turn all NOOBS off, because they are all stupid, and don't know how to explore. They suck at it. Fucking new explorers suck. They need to quit before us Real UE'ers strike the poseurs dead. Fuck.
If you don't have a website of your own, then you OBVIOUSLY have never explored and are faking it. I notice YOU don't have a website Mark. You're either a cop or a 11 year old. We hate 11 year olds. Know why? Because they suck, and they are bad explorers with stupid faces.
Yep.
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Capone
Location: London, Ontario
Gender: Male
UEL
| | | Re: Quieter Flashlights?
<Reply # 26 on 11/9/2003 4:57 AM >
| | | | This thread makes me laugh 
So there I was, in this creepy old hallway... |
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Caput_58
Location: Virginia, USA
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Quieter Flashlights?
<Reply # 27 on 11/9/2003 8:39 AM >
| | | | You probably hate NOOBS because you know most of them explore so much better than you do. While you're off exploring your basement (and almost getting caught doing it), the young new wave of explorers is infilitrating shit you can't even imagine. Sure, if all you do is look at drains, you can probably have carry a click flashlight in a noisy zippered backpack while wearing normal street clothes. I doubt you even know how to disable a PIR with a modified paintball gun.
But whats really sad Max is that you have to make this personal, just because I showed you up when we went exploring together back in '96. I wouldn't have had to tell the cops where you were hiding if you hadn't been making all that fucking noise with your uncovered boots and got the fucking cops called on us in the first place. Thats ok though, I'm sure you got enough adventure picking up trash by the side of the road for your comminity service. Maybe you found some great culverts to inf.
As for having a website, I have fucking 3 of them. Two are password protected to keep the wreckless explorers like you from going to them, and the third is so sensitive I don't even put it online. So get off your damn soapbox and go crawl around in a drain or something, so the real explorers can get back to talking about advanced UE techniques.
Caput_58
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RadEd
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<Reply # 28 on 11/9/2003 10:00 AM >
| | | | Its like sumo wrestlers.
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Asylunt
Location: MPLS
Gender: Male
The Friendly Beer!
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<Reply # 29 on 11/9/2003 2:27 PM >
| | | | What the fuck is going on? Hey, while were asking questions here, should I take my cat, Annie, with me exploring, she is all black and super stealthy, and she just has the cutest little face!  She gets board in our studio apartment, sometimes we sing Devo together and try and see who can turn on the maglight the quitest, she always ends up chaseing the light. Hehe..Silly Annie!
Ha this thread is a riot, why do people get mad, I mean I thought this was a stupid fake thread anyway goin into it, you mean it's a real noob question?
My post will probably kill it, I have a way of writing stupid shit and causeing a thread to die.
Muwah..hahahahah
Asylunt
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." Mark Twain |
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statik
Location: colorado
There has got to be more to life than just being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
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<Reply # 30 on 11/14/2003 1:12 AM >
| | | | Jesus... you people and your primitive technology.
DEVO suits, MagLites and seeing-eye cats...
I've eliminated my need for flashlights by infusing my DNA with that of a common fruit bat.
Besides the unwanted extra body hair and these somewhat uncomfortable flaps of skin in my armpits (requiring special shirt tailoring), I've acquired an acute sense of sonar that helps me traverse all sorts of prime sites without having to see at all.
Couple that with the light amplifying cameras that have replaced my eyes (soldered directly to the optic nerve), and a Kevlar loincloth, and I am now the UE supernaut.
I mean, I know we're only a couple of years out of the 20th century, but come on...COME ON!!!
I mean seriously.
None more black.. |
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RadEd
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<Reply # 31 on 11/14/2003 1:33 AM >
| | | | It all depends on exactly what you're exploring.
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RevSM
Location: South Central Texas
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<Reply # 32 on 11/14/2003 3:33 PM >
| | | | Ahem... Sonar requires SOUND. So instead of them hearing the clicking of your flashlight they'll hear "SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEEEAK!" The light amplifying cameras and the Kevlar loincloth are, however, a step in the right direction. Gotta protect those jewels.
Tetanus for Breakfast!
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statik
Location: colorado
There has got to be more to life than just being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
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<Reply # 33 on 11/14/2003 5:16 PM >
| | | | Um. No, man...
This is a totally new discovery.
Uh...
INFARED SONAR.
Yeah.
None more black.. |
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xrahy
Noble Donor
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<Reply # 34 on 11/14/2003 5:27 PM >
| | | | Not quite Infrared Sonar but close....
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EvilSpork
Location: Miami, FL
Gender: Male
Behold the power of cheese!
| | | | Re: Quieter Flashlights?
<Reply # 35 on 11/14/2003 8:29 PM >
| | | | Hah! You people rock. I love the replies to this.
Sadly, I am going to come in here and add a serious answer. Don't let this spoil the fun!
Clean the threads where the top screws to the bottom fully to remove grit, and grease them with petroleum jelly, putting it all around the o-ring as well. The noise should be gone, and the o-ring will not wear out.
Meanwhile... I know I can see visible emissions from certain IR LEDs; is this just that the LED happens to spit out a bit of visible light, or am I actually seeing the IR? If so, all I need is an illuminator with, like, a couple thousand of those (it's just barely visible), and something near the size of a car battery to power the whole mess. ULTRA-stealth!
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Frozen
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
Three-D
| | | Re: Quieter Flashlights?
<Reply # 36 on 11/14/2003 11:13 PM >
| | | | Posted by EvilSpork
...I can see visible emissions from certain IR LEDs; is this just that the LED happens to spit out a bit of visible light, or am I actually seeing the IR?
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You're just seeing some of the visible light it puts out - if you could see IR you would be super-human! It's like you're average incandescent light bulb: much of the output actually comes out as heat, not visible light. Okay, so maybe that was a bad analogy. Anyway, if you can see it, most people probably can see it.
But hey, if you had a strong enough IR illuminator you could cook the stuff you aim it at!
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Intalex
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Ascended Being
| | Re: Quieter Flashlights?
<Reply # 37 on 11/20/2003 7:58 AM >
| | | | You could always use nighvision like I do. But then again, the batteries would disturb the ghosts so you would have to get something like that guy out of the movie pitch black has.
Vin Diesel I think...
Instead of going totally naked you could wear some kind of skin tight black lycra catsuit. It would look totally gay but make no noise.
LOL.
"What's that smell?" "Oh that would be me, I've been swimming in raw sewage, I love it!" - Naked Gun |
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9mmPKR
Location: Independence Missouri
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Quieter Flashlights?
<Reply # 38 on 11/23/2003 6:42 PM >
| | | | Best thread Evar...
and why even use a flashlight?, I use candles.
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Intalex
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Ascended Being
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<Reply # 39 on 11/24/2003 6:10 AM >
| | | | Posted by Mole
Best thread Evar...
and why even use a flashlight?, I use candles.
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You vandal! You could accidentally set fire to your pubic hair while walking around naked! That could cause a massive fire!
"What's that smell?" "Oh that would be me, I've been swimming in raw sewage, I love it!" - Naked Gun |
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