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 GreenHat
Location: SW Ont
Gender: Female
 |  | Oddest Bust?
< on 5/13/2010 3:36 AM >
|  | | | Last Monday, I was at a location that was fairly remote. Across the street, there was a house that was surrounded on all three sides by a cattle farm.
I pulled into the very top of the driveway, got out and sort of held my camera up high as I stepped out of my Jeep. Thinking (as I do every time) that if they saw the camera from the house across the street, they'd know I wasn't there to cause shit.
As it happens, I had walked the perimeter once to get my bearings (and found the large uncovered well) and was JUST coming back up to the front of the place.
Wouldn't you know, one of the COWS across the dirt road just started bawling. Losing it's shit. I stood there a minute before I really paid much attention. Then I turned around, and the cow was at the fence across the road staring right at me. It kept going! Not five minutes later, the owner (I assume) of the house came driving by very slowly. I kept an eye on them, and kept snapping shots. They turned around at the end of the road and came back by, and went home. So, I just kept shooting.
BUT the COW wouldn't STFU!
Also, another time, my husband and I were out driving and I had my gear with me, so I asked him to stop at this one place. Like others in my area, it was on a busy old highway. He waited right smack out front on the side of the road while I went in.
About ten minutes after I was in the house, I started to hear a sound like a tuba. I know, right? At first I really didn't pay attention (like the cow) but it was very rhythmic and constant. So, I figured SOMEONE was making that noise and boogied out the back door. I came around the front to my husband flapping his hand at me to "get in the car".
I got in the car, sat down and he proceeded to tell me that the man that lived across the street had come out with one of those plastic alpenhorns, sat down on a rock in his front yard, started blowing it and then came across the street and PRETENDED to write down our plate number. He had neither pen nor paper.
So, as my husband tells it, he rolled down the window and tried to talk to the guy; let him know that I was just in there taking a few photos. The guy called him Satan, and told him to "GTFO" :/ Needless to say, we obviously left. I've been back there three times, and the last time, it appeared as though the old guy's house is also abandoned now. Hmmmm... Should I?
Anyone else have fun/ridiculous stories like that?
Living is easy with eyes closed. |
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GreenHat
Location: SW Ont
Gender: Female
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 2 on 5/13/2010 4:08 AM >
| | | | Oh, I know a few chicks like that... We call 'em flappy mammies. ;)
I worked in a strip club (well, several) for YEARS. Heard many terms lol. Just ask me if you need any help on that one.
So, Junkyard, what say you? Any odd occurrences being busted on locations?
Living is easy with eyes closed. |
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splumer
  
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Gender: Male
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 3 on 5/13/2010 12:11 PM >
| | | | My only bust was walking out of the Oreo in Cleveland, the cop comes up, never leaving his car, and asks me if I'm visiting a hooker in there. After some confused intonations on my part, I show him my camera and tell him I was just taking pictures. He tells me that if I didn't have a camera, he'd have busted me for trespassing.
Little did he know I was taking pictures of hookers! 
“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”
-Madeline Albright |
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Buffalonian
   
Location: Buffalo, NY
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 4 on 5/13/2010 1:01 PM >
| | | | I've ran into two college cheerleaders half clothed in an abandoned building in PA, that started up by saying I had a nice Canon (sp?). Naturally, I ran in the other direction because the next step was a large German cheer coach with a butch raspy accent telling me to give them all my goulash. Oddly enough there was a Mercedes just outside the building with the license plate "achtung".
Not sure if that ment anything. But ya, that's the weirdest thing I've ever encountered.
I cream, you cream, we all cream for .. white spooge. |
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Buffalonian
Location: Buffalo, NY
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 5 on 5/13/2010 1:02 PM >
| | | | Posted by splumer
My only bust was walking out of the Oreo in Cleveland, the cop comes up, never leaving his car, and asks me if I'm visiting a hooker in there. After some confused intonations on my part, I show him my camera and tell him I was just taking pictures. He tells me that if I didn't have a camera, he'd have busted me for trespassing.
Little did he know I was taking pictures of hookers!
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Very nice. TS/TV or man-whores? wheres the link?!?
I cream, you cream, we all cream for .. white spooge. |
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Liska
Location: Western Massachusetts
Gender: Female
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 6 on 5/13/2010 1:44 PM >
| | | | Sorry, but LOL at the cow one! :x Ratted out by a cow. How crazy is that?
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yokes
 
Location: Toronto
Gender: Male
I aim to misbehave
| |  |  | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 7 on 5/13/2010 1:45 PM >
| | | | Oddest/greatest bust: That 3 boobed alien in Total Recal.
My only bust of note was by a swat team/k9 unit who were, apparently, arriving shortly after we got in to train. Of the 3 people in the group, I was the only one handcuffed. They took one look at me and knew I was the troublemaker.
"Great architecture has only two natural enemies: water and stupid men." - Richard Nickel |
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GreenHat
Location: SW Ont
Gender: Female
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 8 on 5/13/2010 3:10 PM >
| | | | Posted by Buffalonian
I've ran into two college cheerleaders half clothed in an abandoned building in PA, that started up by saying I had a nice Canon (sp?). Naturally, I ran in the other direction because the next step was a large German cheer coach with a butch raspy accent telling me to give them all my goulash. Oddly enough there was a Mercedes just outside the building with the license plate "achtung".
Not sure if that ment anything. But ya, that's the weirdest thing I've ever encountered.
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This story is too good to be true. You either a) made this up while under the influence of some sort of chemical compound or b) turned down what would seem like many guys' fantasies.
A guy out shooting pics stumbles across some half naked cheerleaders? That sounds like a great storyline for pr0n. They even said "nice Canon". Isn't that where Harry McTripod (ohhh Tripod is a GOOD porn name!) says "if you like my Canon, you are gonna LOVE my long lens."
@ Yokes:
Do you think they just cuffed you for the sake of further training? Or were you posing some sort of a threat?
Living is easy with eyes closed. |
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yokes
Location: Toronto
Gender: Male
I aim to misbehave
| | | | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 9 on 5/13/2010 3:26 PM >
| | | | Posted by GreenHat
@ Yokes:
Do you think they just cuffed you for the sake of further training? Or were you posing some sort of a threat?
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Clearly, they were intimidated by my sheer and overwhelming masculinity.
Of course, then they put the gimp mask on me, things got really interesting.
Buffalonian's story reminds me of the time we were in an abandoned castle in rural Belgium and we happened upon ("came upon" wouldn't sound right) two naked women in the midst of a photo shoot. Of course, we were there filming a television series, so it was particularly unusual. Wouldn't say we were "busted", though, they clearly were.
"Great architecture has only two natural enemies: water and stupid men." - Richard Nickel |
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GreenHat
Location: SW Ont
Gender: Female
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 10 on 5/13/2010 3:38 PM >
| | | | Posted by yokes
Clearly, they were intimidated by my sheer and overwhelming masculinity.
Of course, then they put the gimp mask on me, things got really interesting.
Buffalonian's story reminds me of the time we were in an abandoned castle in rural Belgium and we happened upon ("came upon" wouldn't sound right) two naked women in the midst of a photo shoot. Of course, we were there filming a television series, so it was particularly unusual. Wouldn't say we were "busted", though, they clearly were.
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I just read your message and this is what I walked away with:
"gimp mask"
"came upon"
"two naked women"
"filming"
Riiiiight. I'm sure you're totally a photographer.
Living is easy with eyes closed. |
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junkyard
Location: LaCrosse, WI
Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
| | | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 11 on 5/13/2010 7:57 PM >
| | | | Spent 48 hours in jail as a terrorist for walking down the street, mostly thinking about getting into the building across the street. It sparked a movie or something.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
Strategic Beer Command ruling the desert since 1995 http://www.strategic-beer-command.com |
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Buffalonian
Location: Buffalo, NY
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 12 on 5/13/2010 11:14 PM >
| | | | Posted by GreenHat
This story is too good to be true. You either a) made this up while under the influence of some sort of chemical compound or b) turned down what would seem like many guys' fantasies.
A guy out shooting pics stumbles across some half naked cheerleaders? That sounds like a great storyline for pr0n. They even said "nice Canon". Isn't that where Harry McTripod (ohhh Tripod is a GOOD porn name!) says "if you like my Canon, you are gonna LOVE my long lens."
@ Yokes:
Do you think they just cuffed you for the sake of further training? Or were you posing some sort of a threat?
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hahaha.... my friend Mark tells me this story all the time, so he I am living vacariously through him [... while under the influence of my third pint].
I cream, you cream, we all cream for .. white spooge. |
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ScarberianTiger
Location: Toronto | Ottawa
Gender: Male
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 13 on 5/13/2010 11:50 PM >
| | | | Posted by junkyard
I thought this had to do with saggy boobs. Nothing better than a couple of oranges in a pair of socks......
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Intrinsic
Location: Collingwood
Gender: Male
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 14 on 5/14/2010 2:48 AM >
| | | | Real explorers never get caught...
Oh wait, hang on a minute....
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GreenHat
Location: SW Ont
Gender: Female
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 15 on 5/14/2010 12:50 PM >
| | | | "Getting caught" in my case seems to be directly proportionate to the amount of nosy cows nearby.
Living is easy with eyes closed. |
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Liska
Location: Western Massachusetts
Gender: Female
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 16 on 5/14/2010 12:59 PM >
| | | | Posted by GreenHat
This story is too good to be true. You either a) made this up while under the influence of some sort of chemical compound or b) turned down what would seem like many guys' fantasies.
A guy out shooting pics stumbles across some half naked cheerleaders? That sounds like a great storyline for pr0n. They even said "nice Canon". Isn't that where Harry McTripod (ohhh Tripod is a GOOD porn name!) says "if you like my Canon, you are gonna LOVE my long lens."
@ Yokes:
Do you think they just cuffed you for the sake of further training? Or were you posing some sort of a threat?
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Hey, it's quite possible. I photograph naked women (in a non porn-y way) in abandoned buildings all the time. Never cheerleaders, but there's always the possibility of running into someone 
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Buffalonian
Location: Buffalo, NY
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 17 on 5/14/2010 1:52 PM >
| | | | Posted by Liska
Hey, it's quite possible. I photograph naked women (in a non porn-y way) in abandoned buildings all the time. Never cheerleaders, but there's always the possibility of running into someone
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How is {nude women + photos != porn} ? Just because its considering "classy" by someone doesn't mean its NOT porn.
I cream, you cream, we all cream for .. white spooge. |
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yokes
Location: Toronto
Gender: Male
I aim to misbehave
| | | | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 18 on 5/14/2010 1:59 PM >
| | | | Posted by Liska
I photograph naked women (in a non porn-y way) in abandoned buildings all the time.
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If Kubla can spank to it, it is porn.
Admittedly, this is a very wide net to cast.
"Great architecture has only two natural enemies: water and stupid men." - Richard Nickel |
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Liska
Location: Western Massachusetts
Gender: Female
| | Re: Oddest Bust?
<Reply # 19 on 5/14/2010 2:04 PM >
| | | | Posted by Buffalonian
How is {nude women + photos != porn} ? Just because its considering "classy" by someone doesn't mean its NOT porn.
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It's more softcore if you want to look at it that way, though. No spreadshots or anything like that  I consider porn wank material. Art nudes aren't quite photographed with the mindset of "here guys, rub off to this!"
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