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Location: Connecticut
Gender: Male
Æthereal
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<Reply # 20 on 12/22/2010 12:58 PM >
|  | | | Posted by Therrin
Uhoh, you've been COMMANDED now... You can't back down, this is the internet. He's got full control of you. Now you must call!
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lol
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Felonious Monk
Location: Between Bridgeport and Branford
Gender: Male
This text is personal.
| |  | | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 21 on 12/26/2010 2:59 PM >
| | | | Posted by Marzipan
Pretty shitty of you.
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What's he supposed to do? stroll down to the local constabulary in a top hat and coat tails with a pipe and say, "excuse me good sirs, I stumbled upon this high quality cellular device whilst breaking and entering in your fine town. I wanted to return this phone to it's rightful owner who will likely never show up and admit her trespasses in order to get it back. In short my good fellows, I'd like to give you a phone so it may collect dust in your no doubt burgeoning locker of evidential artifacts. A good day to you folks and a happiest of new years!"
"i've been trying for almost a year to get Colfax to one of my events to give it some credibility" - bfinan0
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injektilo
 
Location: The Northeast
Gender: Male
Ride or Die
| | | | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 22 on 12/26/2010 3:10 PM >
| | | | Posted by Felonious Monk
What's he supposed to do? stroll down to the local constabulary in a top hat and coat tails with a pipe and say, "excuse me good sirs, I stumbled upon this high quality cellular device whilst breaking and entering in your fine town. I wanted to return this phone to it's rightful owner who will likely never show up and admit her trespasses in order to get it back. In short my good fellows, I'd like to give you a phone so it may collect dust in your no doubt burgeoning locker of evidential artifacts. A good day to you folks and a happiest of new years!"
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I demand that DEDZONE play out this exact scenerio! It's been visioned in my head and must be a reality!
If I was really created in God’s image then when God was a boy he wanted to grow up to be a man, a good man, and when God was a man, a good man, he started telling the truth in order to get honest responses. |
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DanWhitham
Location: Providence, RI.
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 23 on 12/26/2010 4:07 PM >
| | | | Posted by injektilo
I demand that DEDZONE play out this exact scenerio! It's been visioned in my head and must be a reality!
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I think the town of Preston hates me enough as is...
I'm gonna do it, Merry Christmas!
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BubbaGump
Location: MA
Gender: Male
| | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 24 on 12/26/2010 11:58 PM >
| | | | Posted by DEDZ0NE
I think the town of Preston hates me enough as is...
I'm gonna do it, Merry Christmas!
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Need a top hat?!?
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KingKong
Location: Pittsburgh PA / Rochester NY
Gender: Male
Insert artistic / badass sounding phrase here.
| | | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 25 on 12/29/2010 3:11 AM >
| | | | FO-FO YOU-YOU. I remember how I couldn't put the book down and it took me two days to read it cover to cover just to realize how shitty the ending was.
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Chevy,boy
Busted once ...then I was tought the ways of a ninja
| | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 26 on 2/28/2011 1:16 AM >
| | | | The police put it there that way when someone calls from it they get tracked(na I'm playing)
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geoff5093
Location: New Hampshire
Gender: Male
| | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 27 on 2/28/2011 6:57 PM >
| | | | Posted by Felonious Monk
What's he supposed to do? stroll down to the local constabulary in a top hat and coat tails with a pipe and say, "excuse me good sirs, I stumbled upon this high quality cellular device whilst breaking and entering in your fine town. I wanted to return this phone to it's rightful owner who will likely never show up and admit her trespasses in order to get it back. In short my good fellows, I'd like to give you a phone so it may collect dust in your no doubt burgeoning locker of evidential artifacts. A good day to you folks and a happiest of new years!"
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I'd say look for a home/mom/dad contact and call or text it saying they found their phone. Otherwise wait and see if anyone calls it. You or the owner don't have to admit where you found or lost it.
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chicken007
Location: South Carolina
Gender: Male
| | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 28 on 2/28/2011 7:08 PM >
| | | | Posted by DEDZ0NE
Called sprint this morning and they said the ESN number is clear. I guess Michele shut it down without reporting it lost or stolen. Poor girl!  I guess she just wanted to forget about her unlocked phone where she dropped it criminal trespassing, and you guys say return it for karma. Lulz...
I say $300.00 OBO
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thats funny because i can get a new one for 150
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geoff5093
Location: New Hampshire
Gender: Male
| | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 29 on 2/28/2011 7:57 PM >
| | | | Posted by chicken007
thats funny because i can get a new one for 150
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Not from Sprint without a contract.
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ban256
| | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 30 on 2/28/2011 10:53 PM >
| | | | How do you know she was trespassing?
1.) Some bum could have stole it and hid it there
2.) She could be a real estate investor getting a tour of the property to assess future devilment opportunity. I once found an iPod touch and after having some fun with there face book "status: Looks like someone lost there iPod LOL" I managed to contact the owner and tell her she can pick it up at the campus police HQ.
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Therrin
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Location: North of Chicago, IL
Gender: Male
*Therrin puts on the penguin-suit
| | | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 31 on 3/1/2011 7:10 AM >
| | | | Posted by ban256
How do you know she was trespassing?
1.) Some bum could have stole it and hid it there
2.) She could be a real estate investor getting a tour of the property to assess future devilment opportunity. I once found an iPod touch and after having some fun with there face book "status: Looks like someone lost there iPod LOL" I managed to contact the owner and tell her she can pick it up at the campus police HQ.
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or... she could have been abducted by aliens and probed. And whilst this was going on, her phone fell out of her pocket (since by then her pants were around her ankles, as she was bent over and strapped to the probing machine), then upon the aliens almost hitting a tall antenna while flying low, they banked sharply and the phone fell out the spacecraft's window, and landed there at the site.
or... ... aight, I can't outdo what I just wrote.
Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =) |
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sUpERsHOES
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| | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 32 on 3/1/2011 10:13 AM >
| | | | post the nudes we all know that slut took of herself with her phone.
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jukebox fuckup
Location: killadelphia
Gender: Female
| | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 33 on 3/2/2011 3:32 AM >
| | | | Posted by sUpERsHOES
post the nudes we all know that slut took of herself with her phone.
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+1
I thought it was bloody fucking rad that you went as far as posting on UER in trying to find the owner.
You've gone this far. Go one step further and try to flag down the person.
“Civilization today reminds me of an ape with a blowtorch playing in a room full of dynamite." |
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VBJag
Location: Oklahoma
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 34 on 3/2/2011 4:01 AM >
| | | | Posted by Intrinsic
It belonged to one of the zombies before The Pulse hit.
(Stephen King fans will understand)
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LULZ, they obviously were running from the raggedy man.
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sUpERsHOES
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
| | Re: Cellphone found in CT
<Reply # 35 on 3/2/2011 5:58 AM >
| | | | Posted by jukebox fuckup
+1
I thought it was bloody fucking rad that you went as far as posting on UER in trying to find the owner.
You've gone this far. Go one step further and post those shots of her ass.
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fixed.
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