Yeah I can see that by how it's tied through the door, but I'm just wondering what they thought they'd accomplish by twist tying a shattered glass door shut. |
"Welp, thait's it. Back in the car kids, place is sealed up tighter than a face lift on a 50 year auditioning for 'Glee'."
I wouldn't want to run into the property owner / caretaker if this is their handiwork. Whoever buttoned this place up is obviously one taco short of a combination plate and would likely resort to physical violence if confronted with logic.
PO: "Hey what are you doin' in 'ere?"
ME: "Just taking some pictures for a photography class sir."
PO: "Photo-Graph-ee huh? How'd you get in?"
ME: "Well, I climbed through the window because the front door was locked and tied shut."
PO: (grinning toothlessly) "Ayuh, I sealed that bitch up tight. Now show me this window you jimmied open and I might let you and that pretty mouth of yours get out of here unmolested."
ME: "Sure thing, it's right over there next to the front door but I didn't jimmy it."
PO: "You musta, it din't jimmy itself! I tied that bitch shut too."