Posted by jeepdave
I test drive a new Metro and as I pulled off the lot it flexed enough for the hatch to pop open. Salesman just looked at me and said turn it around, I can't sell someone on a car where the damned hatch won't stay shut. He looked like it had happened before.
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my friend Rob still has a fleet of Yugo's... they used to use them to shuttle ice fishing shanties on and off the ice when Lake Champlain froze. When I lived in Tennessee, i tried out a Daewoo Lanos when they came out. It was a FLAMING piece of shit. Remember the scene at the end of Gung Ho when they cars aren't QUITE finished and fell apart... that was the Lanos. In the 3 mile test drive, the A/C didn't work, seat wouldn't latch, seatbelt tried to strangle me, ebrake didn't work and pushing my dick against the brake rotor would've generated more braking force than the pedal did.