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| | | | Re: Most Interesting Excuse When Caught? < Reply # 12 on 6/11/2018 4:56 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | A security guard saw our vehicle (parked legally), and was so sure he knew where we were going to pop out at and was so sure he knew when (sun was getting close to going down). There was only one way out (-ish), and after we saw his vehicle parked at our property exit, we google earthed a new plan. We had to do some backtracking a good ways until we found a part of fence that we could slide under and then walked the highway back to the car. We got back just as he had redriven the strip (a few times from what we heard) that led to the exit. As he rolled up on me, back turned, I noticed a deer about 50yds away and just started snapping photos and advancing towards the deer, away from the car and the guard. He hollered out, "What do you think you're doing?" and I acted like I never saw him and just kept shouting, "Look a deer!" I walked over to the guard after he shouted again, so excited about that deer and went into my southern ramble about how big it was, we call those a 12 point, but I'm not sure how you boys do it up this way, probably call it a 6 point, etc, etc. We were covered in mud from sliding under the fence and even though he'd been waiting for this moment most of the day, there was nothing he could do this side of the fence. He kept interrupting my deer talk and finally yelled out, you can't be here, why are you here? My buddy says, "Wildlife photography, of course." He was upset it didn't go the way he wanted and that this southern imbecile wouldn't shutup about a single deer. He finally just shouted, get back in your vehicle and never come back, and off we went.
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| | | | Re: Most Interesting Excuse When Caught? < Reply # 14 on 6/12/2018 4:22 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by skatchkins A security guard saw our vehicle (parked legally), and was so sure he knew where we were going to pop out at and was so sure he knew when (sun was getting close to going down). There was only one way out (-ish), and after we saw his vehicle parked at our property exit, we google earthed a new plan. We had to do some backtracking a good ways until we found a part of fence that we could slide under and then walked the highway back to the car. We got back just as he had redriven the strip (a few times from what we heard) that led to the exit. As he rolled up on me, back turned, I noticed a deer about 50yds away and just started snapping photos and advancing towards the deer, away from the car and the guard. He hollered out, "What do you think you're doing?" and I acted like I never saw him and just kept shouting, "Look a deer!" I walked over to the guard after he shouted again, so excited about that deer and went into my southern ramble about how big it was, we call those a 12 point, but I'm not sure how you boys do it up this way, probably call it a 6 point, etc, etc. We were covered in mud from sliding under the fence and even though he'd been waiting for this moment most of the day, there was nothing he could do this side of the fence. He kept interrupting my deer talk and finally yelled out, you can't be here, why are you here? My buddy says, "Wildlife photography, of course." He was upset it didn't go the way he wanted and that this southern imbecile wouldn't shutup about a single deer. He finally just shouted, get back in your vehicle and never come back, and off we went.
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