Posted by Radio2600 Halloween came early in Omaha.
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Total dick move. I rest my case. But I again can't deny that that was me 30+ years ago. Dicks are dicks. But dicks are funny when you are the dick. But said dick needs to be age appropriate dick. My dick days are done. I've outgrown dick mode. Now funny dick is just dick.
Damn. That's a lot of dicks. I want that read at my eulogy. Open with the above, and close with the below
"Now this dick, once funny dick, super dick, back to funny dick, then just dick dick, then old dick is now dead dick. Now let's stick this dick in the ground"
Think you can do that for me Rad2600? Remember dead dick is not funny dick so reading dick has to be composed dick. I'll have my dick atty send you a dick draft....
Dick.