Location: Montreal, QC Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes
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my urbex mishap.. or is it mister hap? < on 4/10/2007 2:01 AM > | Reply with Quote
i was urbexing trixies pants in the royal connaught hotel when lexi walked in and she was all like. omg tap your cheating on me again. so im like fuuck pull your pants down. as she pulled her pants down, her bush filled the room. FUCK! said trixie, NOW ALL THE MOOD IS GONE. so the lexi whipped out her cock and rammed it down trixies mouth aahhgurglegurlgefafergrrrgrggrweorlleww.. says trixie ( she actually meant: FUCK LOOK OUT THERE A RABID RACOON)
so the racoon jumped on lexi scratching her face.
trixie found the blood coming off lexis face really hot so je started licking it.
meanwhile, shiroi was jerking off in a room with 80's porn, but then he smelt that particular vagina odour... TUNA!
he rushed in the room with lubricant and elexa condoms and proceeded to ram lexis rear end with his massive 10 inch circumference salami. (he was doing this while he was still jerking off).
trixie was all like damn im alone so she pulled a fire alarm to get attention.
jono broke a window and jumped in with a rope ( swat style) but he was dressed like a fire man, and then he told trixie, (in a manly voice) IM HERE TO PUT OUT YOUR FIRE.
Location: Oslo, Norway Gender: Female Total Likes: 12 likes
I'm getting old.
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Re: my urbex mishap.. or is it mister hap? < Reply # 1 on 4/10/2007 2:04 AM > | Reply with Quote
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damnit. where's my coat hanger?
[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection [15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi