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Wiccan
Location: Hamilton Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 16 likes
| | | Re: How to get rid of unwanted houseguests... < Reply # 21 on 3/28/2008 3:33 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq. If you promise to keep house*, I'll let you move in with me for free.
*and be my personal sex slave
| Me too,but can I bring my three teenagers,my daughters' boyfriends and maybe even my boyfriend? Oh,and my sister's dog,who I would surely miss. She's still a puppy you know,all elbows and knees and she poops on the floor sometimes and likes to bite and rip things apart.But she's SO adorable!! Only until we get back on our feet though,promise. I'll eventually get Ma and Pa to drive the 1973 RV down,and they can just stay in there,in your driveway. Once we all have jobs and stuff,we'll be on our way.
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| Nvr2loud Man with the golden shoes
Location: Huntsville, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 7 likes
| | | Re: How to get rid of unwanted houseguests... < Reply # 26 on 4/17/2008 10:48 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | List of things to do.... -Lock your bedroom door -Remove all your cooking dishes, appliances, cutlery, ect. and store in your room -Remove all your TV equipment, speakers, movies, and store in your room -Remove all your computer equipment and store in your room -Remove all couch cushions and store in your room -Pay for cable and telephone service only to your room -Hire a cleaning service and give invoice to roommate -Rent out your stuff by the hour, including couch cushions -Remove your share of lightbulbs from common areas -Turn off fuses or circuit breakers and install locks to prevent turning them on unless sufficent 'fees' are paid directly to you -Remove all towels from the bathrooms -Remove toilet paper, paper towels, kleenex, ect and store in your room -Call the police from work and tell them that you are making a noise complaint and that several of those people do not live there. Tell them to contact your 'friend' who lives there leagally (yourself) to verify the legal tennants. When the police phone you at work from your house, tell them who lives there and who must leave.
| You can't be lost if you don't care where you are! |
| KublaKhan
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes
With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.
| | | Re: How to get rid of unwanted houseguests... < Reply # 27 on 4/18/2008 3:49 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by MutantMandias Start taking dumps on their things. At first, do it secretly, and deny any knowledge of it. Then after a day or two, just start doing it right in front of them: Drop your pants and shit on their stuff. However, and this is key, continue to deny any knowledge of it.
| This is a good beginning. If it doesn't work, plan B gets KK's endorsement: Posted by nohbdyshome set the place on fire, run, change your name, move here
| Let me know how it works out.
| "The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS |
| Axle
Location: Milton, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 507 likes
Sieg oder Tod
| | | Re: How to get rid of unwanted houseguests... < Reply # 29 on 4/24/2008 1:34 PM > | Reply with Quote
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| vicexsquad
Location: Oshawa, Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 1 like
Explorer / Pediatric Nurse / Axe thrower / Bowler
| | | Re: How to get rid of unwanted houseguests... < Reply # 32 on 5/2/2008 8:16 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Wiccan Speaking of 'unwanted houseguests'... Last night while my sister was visiting,my boyfriend opened our door to go downstairs to the store to find our stairway completely hotboxed,and three teenagers bolting out the door. I know I sound old,but I was beyond pissed off at the assholes,who left rolling papers,a small baggie,spit,part of a pipe and a humongous cloud of shitty weed on my steps,INSIDE my apartment. This was at eight o clock,while my son and daughter were still out.
| I have had this happen in my apartment building and these kids cut all of the phone wires for the whole building, while high, and when we caught them, they bolted as well, and left all their drug crap everywhere
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