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KublaKhan
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes
With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.
| | | Re: Cat Pee < Reply # 10 on 9/6/2008 3:00 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by PorkChopExpress I say pee is pee. Wether it's cat, dog, or human. It all stinks. Bad.
| No. Cat piss is worse than sun-boiled whiskey-and-red-meat piss hands down. And that's how I make the comparison. Does this piss smell better or worse than the piss out of a frat boy after a night of whiskey and red meat? Not that I spend time smelling frat piss. My cat, a brutal three-legged thug, has taken to pissing in my son's room whenever Mr. Kitteh cops an attitude. Fucking punk. 'Oh...you're leaving for the weekend? Okay.' Or, '...and this is what I think of that lame econo-blend KITTEH FUD you 'tested' on me.' Surprise. And it isn't even a surprise anymore. It's just another puddle of his piss. '...ferfucksakes, Pussycat. I'm going to make mittens out of you...' which is surely the most empty threat going. Thing is, he's old, mangled, scruffy, smelly. Not at all unlike most people his age, and because he's been around a long time, and he's good with kiddo, and kiddo loves him and all... ...jesus, I'm getting emo thinking about it... ...he's part of the family, and we...no. I. I love him. He's a good cat. And an excellent mouser. And he once whacked a rat and tore its head off and left it on the doorstop. Both torn-off rat head and headless rat body. Side by each. I was both proud and mortally horrified. Kiddo thought it was wicked. So yes. Three-legged cat with the attitude is still a good fellow. But if he keeps pissing in Kiddo's bedroom, there's gonna be some hammertime.
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| Shael
Location: Witherbee, NY. Gender: Female Total Likes: 7 likes
Baaaaah.
| | | Re: Cat Pee < Reply # 11 on 9/6/2008 8:26 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Sounds very familiar KK. I have the same issue. Except in my case it's a bitchy 4 year old spayed female that got too attached to me, now I'm stuck with her. I can't talk on the phone, she walks around screaming, yowling at the top of her lungs. Usually a phone call precedes me leaving for the day or evening. After that, she pees on the floor, finding a carpeted corner. She whines, she cries, she bitches, she complains. If you buy the wrong food, she won't eat, if you buy the wrong cat treats, she won't eat, if you buy the wrong toys, she'll sit in a corner and scowl at you. You'd think my parents put her up to it. They really don't care for Samurai and usually that's where I'm going, somewhere with him. I hate cat pee, with a passion and this stupid cat knows how to push my buttons. I can't get rid of her, she's been with me too long, but I have tried everything short of a pet psychiatrist to get her to stop. In my case, the threat is turning her into fuzzy slippers and it's very half hearted. She reminds me of Nermil(sp?) from the Garfield cartoons. She turns on the charm when I get pissed at her. Shael
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