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Infiltration Forums > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > DJ Craig and his god damn GPS(Viewed 8760 times)
Drooldog   |  | 
DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
< on 8/17/2009 5:17 AM >
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I told him we were going the wrong way. Didn't matter I lived my entire life 3 minutes down the road. Oh no, surely I didn't know the fastest way. Oh wait we are going the total opposite direction! Oh wait I am still wrong! OH NO! Wait a human error in programming your GPS! OH I WAS RIGHT THANK YOU!

How about listening the person who LIVES here and KNOWS exactly the mileage/time to the destination and not the damn GPS.


God I hate people who believe GPS over people who are blatantly right. Very insulting....Still want a apology.

Tommy-3
GPS-1


Im winning noob...



Samurai
Vehicular Lord Rick
 
location:
northeastern New York
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 1 on 8/17/2009 6:42 AM >
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i trust my road trips to two guys...
Rand and motherfuckin McNally... Fuck GPS.




JBuss location:
China Lake
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 2 on 8/17/2009 7:59 AM >
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On our first roll engine we use GPS, but the ECC still sends us the Thomas guide page number.... and we have used it before.



ActionSatisfaction Esq. location:
Newark, NJ
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 3 on 8/17/2009 12:37 PM >
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I agree. Paper maps FTW. You kids and your damned electronic direction tellers nowadays.



"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R.
Jeff! location:
Boston, MA
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 4 on 8/17/2009 12:54 PM >
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the problem is there is always a human factor.

a decent GPS is typically not wrong, but someone has to enter information and interpret it and when someone stupid is using is they blame the technology.

paper maps have the same problem, if you're ridiculously stupid it won't get you anywhere and i feel its much easier to fuck up a paper map then a gps



Oryx location:
Who knows
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 5 on 8/17/2009 7:09 PM >
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I agree about GPS's being useless, but maybe you should complain to... him?

Just saying...



Drooldog   |  | 
Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 6 on 8/17/2009 9:02 PM >
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Oh I complained and was told that the GPS is ALWAYS the fastest and most correct route. He follows it blindly and puts all common sense aside.


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rainman8889 location:
H.T.S.F.C. Time to gain and a time to lose.
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 7 on 8/17/2009 10:16 PM >
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Posted by Samurai
i trust my road trips to two guys...
Rand and motherfuckin McNally... Fuck GPS.



Hear hear! The best part is that they don't need batteries!



Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.
Roland location:
Baltimore, MD
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 8 on 8/17/2009 10:48 PM >
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I gotta say, one time I was following someone and when they took a turn that was different from what the gps recommended, another 15 minutes were suddenly added on to the trip.



Buildings have two natural enemies- water, and bears.
GotPaisley! location:
Lost.
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 9 on 8/17/2009 10:59 PM >
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Posted by Roland
I gotta say, one time I was following someone and when they took a turn that was different from what the gps recommended, another 15 minutes were suddenly added on to the trip.




SHHHHHHH!



There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know any of them.
~Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
Roland location:
Baltimore, MD
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 10 on 8/18/2009 2:55 AM >
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Now who was that?



Buildings have two natural enemies- water, and bears.
Wiccan location:
Hamilton Ontario
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 11 on 8/18/2009 6:29 AM >
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My sister's GPS has an amusing speech impediment. It kept telling her to turn onto 'highway welve',instead of twelve.



KublaKhan location:
Edinburgh, Scotland
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 12 on 8/18/2009 6:40 AM >
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Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq.
I agree. Paper maps FTW. You kids and your damned electronic direction tellers nowadays.


QFT. Fucking voodoo machines. Back in the day, it was common sense, knowing where the moss grew on the tree stump and the position of the sun that got us there AND back.



"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
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Drooldog   |  | 
Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 13 on 8/18/2009 6:46 AM >
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Without his GPS he is lost as anything haha...

I <3 him to death... but his sense of directions is based on a machine =P



bonnie&clyde location:
510 & 415
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 14 on 4/20/2010 6:44 PM >
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The question is not when are we gonna stop, It's who's gonna stop us?

M. Fuzzy location:
GTA
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 15 on 4/21/2010 6:15 AM >
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Knowing how to use a paper map should be a required part of getting your license. Sort of like, knowing how to add before moving to the next grade, or learning where your state or province is on the map.

If you can't figure out how to get where you're going, then what's the point of using a car to get there?



Keep it fuzzy.
jeepdave location:
Anderson, SC
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 16 on 4/23/2010 2:14 AM >
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Oh the stories I could tell of truckers buying cheap car oriented GPS and learning the hard way that it doesn't take bridge wt limits or overpass ht limits into account.



Ezekiel 25:17
big dave location:
SoCal
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 17 on 4/23/2010 4:16 AM >
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I used to read Thomas Guide for fun.



An armed society, is a polite society. So lets get to it!
rainman8889 location:
H.T.S.F.C. Time to gain and a time to lose.
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 18 on 4/25/2010 2:22 PM >
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Posted by bonnie&clyde



So,who programmed that GPS? Darwin?

I just love the line "THE MACHINE KNOWS!" and then they go into the lake!

I believe what the machine knows is that the driver is a naive idiot who will blindly follow all instructions!

Excuse me. I gotta go laugh now!



Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.
Nvr2loud
Man with the golden shoes
 
location:
Huntsville, Ontario
 
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Re: DJ Craig and his god damn GPS
<Reply # 19 on 4/26/2010 7:09 PM >
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I've used a GPS for the last two years and absolutely love it... however I check my route ahead of time and verify that the GPS is going the right way. I tend to use it as a trip computer rather then for finding direction. I like the way it always knows where I am, determining arrival times, and searchs for gas, food, shopping, ect.

It is a toy, it isn't neccessary, it is a nice tool to have... but don't follow them blindly.

Also, since I travel into the US a few times a year, and the speedo on my car shows MPH in very small numbers, I like to use the GPS as a digital speedo set to MPH rather then trying to keep the speed between two dots on my speedo that are actually 20 mph apart.



You can't be lost if you don't care where you are!
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