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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 60 on 4/20/2007 4:19 AM >
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Why would I assume that? I don't have any reason for my assumption, other then my own personal thoughts.



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 61 on 6/1/2007 5:54 PM >
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Posted by Wiccan
Now,REMEMBER!!

http://i19.photobu...sfan1/5daaf7a7.jpg

I've read that he's insatiable.


he's got a lot of junk!



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 62 on 9/2/2007 4:40 PM >
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where's the penis shaped squirt gun thread, lemme at it.



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 63 on 9/4/2007 7:15 AM >
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Posted by sharon
where's the penis shaped squirt gun thread, lemme at it.

LULZ x 2 (double the LULZ).





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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 64 on 9/5/2007 3:19 PM >
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Posted by sharon
where's the penis shaped squirt gun thread, lemme at it.


hahahaha



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 65 on 9/6/2007 8:52 AM >
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When all else fails, duct tape and/or rope to the headboards.


Seriously, they'll love it. Promise. =]



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 66 on 9/16/2007 5:06 PM >
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it doesn't help that Atomx is leaving tomorrow for another week.. *le sigh*

My pregnancy hormones are going crazy. I really need to look into a good blow up man .. or SOMETHING. lol



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 67 on 9/17/2007 2:22 AM >
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eew!



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 68 on 9/17/2007 9:56 PM >
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buhahahaaa



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 69 on 9/19/2007 1:05 AM >
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Posted by Squidgit
it doesn't help that Atomx is leaving tomorrow for another week.. *le sigh*

My pregnancy hormones are going crazy. I really need to look into a good blow up man .. or SOMETHING. lol


Too bad the voodoo dick exists only in a joke. You'd be just fine until Atomx comes home. (In fact, you'd be exhausted).



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 70 on 9/23/2007 12:55 PM >
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Posted by rainman8889


Too bad the voodoo dick exists only in a joke. You'd be just fine until Atomx comes home. (In fact, you'd be exhausted).


He comes home today!!! I really hope he is ready for me, because I think I might break his dick off if he's not careful. *TMI, I know*



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 71 on 9/23/2007 2:28 PM >
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Posted by Squidgit


He comes home today!!! I really hope he is ready for me, because I think I might break his dick off if he's not careful. *TMI, I know*


Oh boy! Atomx is in for one doozy of a night! Try to be gentle Squidgit.
After all, if it's broken, you won't be able to have any until the healin's done. (Assuming it can heal...)



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 72 on 9/23/2007 4:33 PM >
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Posted by rainman8889


Oh boy! Atomx is in for one doozy of a night! Try to be gentle Squidgit.
After all, if it's broken, you won't be able to have any until the healin's done. (Assuming it can heal...)


I just want some action.. is that so much to ask? *cries*



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 73 on 9/24/2007 12:04 AM >
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Posted by Squidgit


I just want some action.. is that so much to ask? *cries*


No it isn't. <pats Squidgit on back>

Just sayin' if it gets broken, there won't be any action until it's healed.


Otherwise, have fun!



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 74 on 11/23/2007 12:47 AM >
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Yes, please.

Oh. What?



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 75 on 11/27/2007 3:43 AM >
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While Atomix is away:

Good for sex:

cucumber
bananna
vibrating cellphone
showerbrush handle
FROZEN hot dogs
4 film canisters superglued together
crash test dummie if you want to glue somne extra parts on
anatomical model

Not good for sex:

porcupine
cactus
welding machine
power tools
carrot
lightbulb
Pinecones
Pineapples






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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 76 on 11/27/2007 10:37 PM >
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Posted by monster
While Atomix is away:

Good for sex:

cucumber
bananna
vibrating cellphone
showerbrush handle
FROZEN hot dogs
4 film canisters superglued together
crash test dummie if you want to glue somne extra parts on
anatomical model


KUBLAKHAN

Not good for sex:

porcupine
cactus
welding machine
power tools
carrot
lightbulb
Pinecones
Pineapples


Anything that's not KUBLAKHAN







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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 77 on 11/28/2007 3:51 AM >
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Heh. very funny. I dont think she has even met you in person. I wouldn't sleep with anyone I didn't know very well because they might have herpes or gonorhea. Not saying you do or anything, but you can never be too safe. Besides, unless Atomix has 2 usernames, your not her husband and I dont think she would commit adultry.





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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 78 on 11/28/2007 2:16 PM >
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Posted by monster
Heh. very funny. I dont think she has even met you in person. I wouldn't sleep with anyone I didn't know very well because they might have herpes or gonorhea. Not saying you do or anything, but you can never be too safe. Besides, unless Atomix has 2 usernames, your not her husband and I dont think she would commit adultry.




True, True, and maybe True. He DID get me a nice birthday gift a year back... lol



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Re: Sex?
<Reply # 79 on 11/29/2007 5:33 AM >
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Posted by monster
Heh. very funny. I dont think she has even met you in person. I wouldn't sleep with anyone I didn't know very well because they might have herpes or gonorhea. Not saying you do or anything, but you can never be too safe. Besides, unless Atomix has 2 usernames, your not her husband and I dont think she would commit adultry.




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[EDIT: Buhhwhat?]


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