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bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: Hahahahahahahahahahaha... < Reply # 40 on 4/25/2013 11:50 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I've done British already... A few Triumphs. Already have an Italian project in the barn awaiting some love.
	hi i like cars

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I've done British already... A few Triumphs. Already have an Italian project in the barn awaiting some love.

the Fiat you bought from ACP?

bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: Hahahahahahahahahahaha... < Reply # 42 on 4/26/2013 7:30 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	That's the one.
	hi i like cars

splumer Location: Cleveland, Ohio Gender: Male Total Likes: 201 likes \| \|	Re: Hahahahahahahahahahaha... < Reply # 43 on 4/26/2013 7:35 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Fix It Again Tony? How do you find spare parts for a Fiat? Follow another one around. What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness? You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness. When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat? When it gets to 50,000 miles, or in other words, never. Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device? They enlarged the logo. What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual? The bus and train timetables. How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour? Push it over a cliff. A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade." How do you make a Fiat go faster? Tell the tow truck driver to speed up. What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop? A miracle. Two Fiats on a hilltop? Science fiction. Three Fiats on a hilltop? A funny place to build a Fiat factory. [last edit 4/26/2013 7:36 PM by splumer - edited 1 times]
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Posted by bandi
That's the one.

Nice!

I see him next week...

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Posted by splumer
Fix
It
Again
Tony?

How do you find spare parts for a Fiat?
Follow another one around.

What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat?
When it gets to 50,000 miles, or in other words, never.

Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They enlarged the logo.

What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual?
The bus and train timetables.

How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.

A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat."
The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."

How do you make a Fiat go faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.

What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop?
A miracle.

Two Fiats on a hilltop?
Science fiction.

Three Fiats on a hilltop?
A funny place to build a Fiat factory.

Priceless.

bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: Hahahahahahahahahahaha... < Reply # 46 on 4/27/2013 2:47 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Hey, I never said it was good! But it's sure pretty.
	hi i like cars

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Posted by bandi
Hey, I never said it was good! But it's sure pretty.

why not a Camaro?

bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: Hahahahahahahahahahaha... < Reply # 48 on 4/28/2013 11:48 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I'll get a rash if I worked on one of those. (And honestly... with these gas prices, I'll stick to 4 bangers) _{(a '73 Trans Am would be cool)} [last edit 4/28/2013 11:49 PM by bandi - edited 1 times]
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