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KublaKhan
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes
With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.
| | | Re: Scientology? < Reply # 4 on 9/6/2006 11:43 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Well...I standing outside this building minding my own business, chewing gum, etc. and this nice lady with bright withe teeth came up to me and asked me how I felt, (I asked her to feel me for herself...she didn't respond) and I said something like, "Pretty fucking good," and she offered to take me inside where I would be tested and I submitted and I don't remember much after that, other than there was this bright light that shone in my face and then there were these funny grey faces staring at me, and one of them pointed out a window and there, against the blackness as black as black can be, was a little blue dot, and this grey faced person pointed to the dot and I guess it was kinda strange and then I blacked out and then I woke up and there was another funny grey face (that looked suspiciously like Tom Cruise) and I felt something hard go into my bum and I felt all warm and lucious and then this Tom Cruise funny grey face started shaking its hips and then it spat out this green ooze from some weird appendage located iin its midsection and then the funny grey Tom cruise face lit a smoke and before you knew it, i was back standing on the street, minding my own business and chewing gum. I later found a slip of paper in my pants pocket. At first, i thought it was the funny Tom Cruise grey face's phone number...cuz you know, I usually say NO on the first date...but it turned out to be my test score. According to The Church of scientology, I have no personality. And I'm an easy lay. Now I understand why the funny faced grey Tom Cruise kept calling me Paris.
| "The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS |
| KublaKhan
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes
With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.
| | | Re: Scientology? < Reply # 9 on 3/18/2007 6:59 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Trixie_Sparrow BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Once TaP and I wanted to go into a scientology church thing but Jono wouldn't let us. It's like he tought we would cause them trouble! TaP and I NEVER cause trouble! | BULLSHIT ALERT
| "The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS |
| tekriter
Location: in the Hindu Kush Total Likes: 0 likes
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
| | | Re: Scientology? < Reply # 12 on 3/19/2007 5:22 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | In Canada, the Church of Scientology is considered a religious non-profit organization; its application for charity status was rejected in 1999. In 1992, Scientology became the only religious organization convicted in criminal court on two counts of breach of the public trust (for an organized conspiracy to infiltrate government offices) following a trial by jury. I read an article, where, I can no longer recall, that asserted that L. Ron Hubbard invented scientology on a bar bet that he couldn't invent a religion to make money. In the UK scientology is considered a company to make money. Seems like a reasonable explanation for all that BS. By the way, it's Mormons that think that aliens drop off golden tablets. That's why the Simpsons's aliens are so funny.
| It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so, and will follow it by suppressing opposition, subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young, and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics. Robert A. Heinlen |
| MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
| | | | Re: Scientology? < Reply # 13 on 3/19/2007 6:05 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by KublaKhan I wonder how Tom scored on his 'Personality Test?' I scored something like minus 1200. I fucked up their Personality Testing machine Big Time.
| A couple of my friends and I went in and took these once. I had known they were crazy before we went, but let me just note here, THOSE FUCKERS ARE CRAZY. They separated the three of us as quickly as they could so that we would be most vulnerable. Little did they know that the three of us had gone through cults before, so we weren't terribly worried. I don't remember what I "got" on their personality test, but the test is so full of shit anyway. I know about making personality tests, and this one wasn't designed to evaluate anything. It was designed to make you doubt your own decisions in life. Then they come out and tell you, " You are amazingly smart. Wow. We are really impressed. But it seems like there are things that you are not entirely happy with." Blah blah blah. It was like one of those timeshare hard sells where they keep you in a room for hours until you either threaten to kill someone or sign up. I was pretty pleased with the outcome though. The guy who trying to manipulate me finally had to go and get some higher level supervisor to come to the room to try to break me. And in the end, I even made that guy so spitting mad and frustrated that he ended up yelling for me to get the hell out of the place. All in all, a very good day.
| mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
| MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
| | | | Re: Scientology? < Reply # 15 on 3/19/2007 6:46 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Yeah, I really can't remember the specifics too well. It was about 15 years ago, but I can tell you that these guys certainly weren't the highest quality brainwashers. The thing which really sent them over the top was my asking about the E-Meter they had on display. I picked up on a little defensiveness in them, because they knew there was no way they could explain it, and I kind of milked the fact that they must have their own doubts about these things if they are unable to understand the "SCIENCE" involved.
| mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
| monster
Location: Sugarland, TX / Minneapolis MN Gender: Female Total Likes: 5 likes
I am the thing that goes bump in the night
| | | Re: Scientology? < Reply # 16 on 3/20/2007 2:21 AM > | Reply with Quote
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