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KublaKhan

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 20 on 4/9/2007 9:01 PM >
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Posted by Squidgit
I'm a bisexual tomboy... The only thing that makes me a 'woman' is that I am a mommy

In a Hillary Swank in Boys Don't Cry sort of way?

HAWT.

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Jef

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 21 on 4/9/2007 10:37 PM >
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Posted by Squidgit
I'm a bisexual tomboy... The only thing that makes me a 'woman' is that I am a mommy

You should get away for a weekend, and come visit me....

We must also go out and meet the enemy before he reaches our shores. We must defeat him before he attacks us, before our cities are laid to waste.

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Squidgit

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 22 on 4/9/2007 10:46 PM >
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Posted by Jef

You should get away for a weekend, and come visit me....

Hahaha, you wish

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 23 on 4/9/2007 11:40 PM >
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Posted by Squidgit

Hahaha, you wish

As do you ;);)

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 24 on 4/10/2007 12:20 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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Squidgit Location: Brighton Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 2 likes There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me \| \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 25 on 4/12/2007 12:00 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Great, atomx is back up to CFS Alert for a week or two Damnit to hell
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HairyTheTaco

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 26 on 4/13/2007 1:55 AM >
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Posted by Squidgit
Great, atomx is back up to CFS Alert for a week or two

Damnit to hell

Thanks for letting us all know. I'll get a carpool started.

KublaKhan

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 27 on 4/13/2007 2:09 AM >
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Posted by Squidgit
Great, atomx is back up to CFS Alert for a week or two

Damnit to hell

I still get to wear his boots, right?

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Stewie Location: Hamilton, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes kill your idols \| \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 28 on 4/13/2007 2:18 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Man you're gonna have to make a trip to the love shop to tide you over for that couple of weeks.
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Squidgit

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 29 on 4/13/2007 12:27 PM >
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Posted by Roygbiv
Man you're gonna have to make a trip to the love shop to tide you over for that couple of weeks.

Don't worry, I'm fully stocked up thanks to Kubla

The richness I achieve comes from Nature, the source of my inspiration.

Squidgit

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 30 on 4/13/2007 12:27 PM >
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Posted by KublaKhan

I still get to wear his boots, right?

Yes, I put the special ones away for you

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KublaKhan

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 31 on 4/13/2007 4:10 PM >
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Posted by Squidgit

Yes, I put the special ones away for you

...and you're going to wear that other thing, right?

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Jef This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information. Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes Hey Look at me.... \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 32 on 4/13/2007 7:06 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I think there is enough Squidgit to go around, I'm sure if she likes sex as much as she says she does, that she wouldn't mind some DP action....
	We must also go out and meet the enemy before he reaches our shores. We must defeat him before he attacks us, before our cities are laid to waste. William Lyon Mackenzie King, Prime Minister of Canada from 1921-1926, 1926-1930 and 1935-1948

KublaKhan

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 33 on 4/13/2007 10:30 PM >
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Posted by Jef
I think there is enough Squidgit to go around, I'm sure if she likes sex as much as she says she does, that she wouldn't mind some DP action....

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Jef

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 34 on 4/13/2007 10:32 PM >
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Posted by KublaKhan

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< Reply # 35 on 4/13/2007 10:32 PM >
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Posted by KublaKhan

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DP

noun: Two Penises in a woman's orifices, be it ass+ pussy, pussy+mouth, or mouth+ ass.
verb: the act of putting two penises in two different holes on the same woman at the same time.

Jane had her friends John and Jack over. John and Jack both had sex with her at the same time in different holes. Therefore, Jane got a dp.

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MutantMandias

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 37 on 4/13/2007 11:15 PM >
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Posted by Jef

DP

verb: the act of putting two penises in two different holes on the same woman at the same time.

Why you gotta be hating on people who like two penises in one hole?

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Jef

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 38 on 4/14/2007 3:51 AM >
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Posted by MutantMandias

Why you gotta be hating on people who like two penises in one hole?

I don't want my junk rubbing against another mans junk....

Squidgit

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Re: Sex?
< Reply # 39 on 4/14/2007 3:01 PM >
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Posted by Jef
I think there is enough Squidgit to go around, I'm sure if she likes sex as much as she says she does, that she wouldn't mind some DP action....

I don't mind, I actually like it

The richness I achieve comes from Nature, the source of my inspiration.

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