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Jef This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information. Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes Hey Look at me.... \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 60 on 4/20/2007 4:19 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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monster

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< Reply # 61 on 6/1/2007 5:54 PM >
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Posted by Wiccan
Now,REMEMBER!!

http://i19.photobu...sfan1/5daaf7a7.jpg

I've read that he's insatiable.

he's got a lot of junk!

sharon Location: denver colorado Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes \| \| \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 62 on 9/2/2007 4:40 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	where's the penis shaped squirt gun thread, lemme at it.

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< Reply # 63 on 9/4/2007 7:15 AM >
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Posted by sharon
where's the penis shaped squirt gun thread, lemme at it.

LULZ x 2 (double the LULZ).

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Squidgit

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< Reply # 64 on 9/5/2007 3:19 PM >
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Posted by sharon
where's the penis shaped squirt gun thread, lemme at it.

hahahaha

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944kid Location: PJ, NY Gender: Neither Total Likes: 1 like \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 65 on 9/6/2007 8:52 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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Squidgit Location: Brighton Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 2 likes There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me \| \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 66 on 9/16/2007 5:06 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	it doesn't help that Atomx is leaving tomorrow for another week.. le sigh My pregnancy hormones are going crazy. I really need to look into a good blow up man .. or SOMETHING. lol
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sharon Location: denver colorado Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes \| \| \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 67 on 9/17/2007 2:22 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	eew!

Squidgit Location: Brighton Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 2 likes There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me \| \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 68 on 9/17/2007 9:56 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	buhahahaaa
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rainman8889

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Posted by Squidgit
it doesn't help that Atomx is leaving tomorrow for another week.. *le sigh*

My pregnancy hormones are going crazy. I really need to look into a good blow up man .. or SOMETHING. lol

Too bad the voodoo dick exists only in a joke. You'd be just fine until Atomx comes home. (In fact, you'd be exhausted).

Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.

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< Reply # 70 on 9/23/2007 12:55 PM >
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Posted by rainman8889

Too bad the voodoo dick exists only in a joke. You'd be just fine until Atomx comes home. (In fact, you'd be exhausted).

He comes home today!!! I really hope he is ready for me, because I think I might break his dick off if he's not careful. *TMI, I know*

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rainman8889

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< Reply # 71 on 9/23/2007 2:28 PM >
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Posted by Squidgit

He comes home today!!! I really hope he is ready for me, because I think I might break his dick off if he's not careful. *TMI, I know*

Oh boy! Atomx is in for one doozy of a night! Try to be gentle Squidgit.
After all, if it's broken, you won't be able to have any until the healin's done. (Assuming it can heal...)

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Squidgit

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< Reply # 72 on 9/23/2007 4:33 PM >
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Posted by rainman8889

Oh boy! Atomx is in for one doozy of a night! Try to be gentle Squidgit.
After all, if it's broken, you won't be able to have any until the healin's done. (Assuming it can heal...)

I just want some action.. is that so much to ask? *cries*

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rainman8889

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Posted by Squidgit

I just want some action.. is that so much to ask? *cries*

No it isn't. <pats Squidgit on back>

Just sayin' if it gets broken, there won't be any action until it's healed.

Otherwise, have fun!

Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 74 on 11/23/2007 12:47 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Yes, please. Oh. What?
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monster Location: Sugarland, TX / Minneapolis MN Gender: Female Total Likes: 5 likes I am the thing that goes bump in the night \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 75 on 11/27/2007 3:43 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	While Atomix is away: Good for sex: cucumber bananna vibrating cellphone showerbrush handle FROZEN hot dogs 4 film canisters superglued together crash test dummie if you want to glue somne extra parts on anatomical model Not good for sex: porcupine cactus welding machine power tools carrot lightbulb Pinecones Pineapples

KublaKhan

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< Reply # 76 on 11/27/2007 10:37 PM >
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Posted by monster
While Atomix is away:

Good for sex:

cucumber
bananna
vibrating cellphone
showerbrush handle
FROZEN hot dogs
4 film canisters superglued together
crash test dummie if you want to glue somne extra parts on
anatomical model

KUBLAKHAN

Not good for sex:

porcupine
cactus
welding machine
power tools
carrot
lightbulb
Pinecones
Pineapples

Anything that's not KUBLAKHAN

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PICS

monster Location: Sugarland, TX / Minneapolis MN Gender: Female Total Likes: 5 likes I am the thing that goes bump in the night \| \|	Re: Sex? < Reply # 77 on 11/28/2007 3:51 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Heh. very funny. I dont think she has even met you in person. I wouldn't sleep with anyone I didn't know very well because they might have herpes or gonorhea. Not saying you do or anything, but you can never be too safe. Besides, unless Atomix has 2 usernames, your not her husband and I dont think she would commit adultry.

Squidgit

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< Reply # 78 on 11/28/2007 2:16 PM >
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Posted by monster
Heh. very funny. I dont think she has even met you in person. I wouldn't sleep with anyone I didn't know very well because they might have herpes or gonorhea. Not saying you do or anything, but you can never be too safe. Besides, unless Atomix has 2 usernames, your not her husband and I dont think she would commit adultry.

True, True, and maybe True. He DID get me a nice birthday gift a year back... lol

The richness I achieve comes from Nature, the source of my inspiration.

KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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< Reply # 79 on 11/29/2007 5:33 AM >
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...?...

[EDIT: Buhhwhat?]

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