You tell people to enjoy their CEVs instead of telling them to have a good sleep.

Feel free to add more!

when you spend more money on gas driving to get 'the good shit' than you actually spend on 'the good shit'


Kind of poorly phrased but you get the drift...kind of i guess.

I was thinking of making a thread like this a few days ago and I had a really good one, but i've forgotten it now.

When a friend shows you his cool collectible and historic camera, radio, miners lantern, whatever, and your first thought is "Man I could make such a cool bong out of that."

u smoked a 1/2 oz in a day cause you were bored

Posted by Jonsered When a friend shows you his cool collectible and historic camera, radio, miners lantern, whatever, and your first thought is "Man I could make such a cool bong out of that."

This is SO true.

Posted by Tyralus This is SO true.

Yeah. Thats a pretty good one.

you binge on sugary and salty foods for a few hours and then wonder why your stomach hurts so much when you come down.

You have too many inside jokes that you came up with high that you can't remember them. Like when we were ordering chinese food and when the guy came to the door I answered and yelled down the stairs "GUYS THERE'S A SPOOKY CHINAMAN AT THE DOOR" when I meant "there's chinese food at the door". Now we always say "spooky chinaman" in any applicable situation.

And when my friend passed out, and my other friend pulled down his pants and slapped him with his dick. I wasn't there for this. Then he woke up and was like "who the fuck punched me?!" We used to call that "a spooky chinaman" but then we decided it was a size insult so we changed it to "spooky african" (i.e. 'if you don't shut up so help me god I will spooky african you from right here')

What else . . . whenever we see a bumblebee someone says "hey look it's George!"

There are a bunch more I think but those are the current ones, the others are long forgotten.

Posted by HillbillyHorus You have too many inside jokes that you came up with high that you can't remember them.

Better than rotating Jesus?

Posted by HillbillyHorus You have too many inside jokes that you came up with high that you can't remember them.

I have so many random away messages stored and I dont know what the fuck they mean....sometimes I still use them =)

u r unable to concept reality for an hour or two, and ur just left saying "woah"

You see patterns in everything, sober or not.

you think ur in a videogame and someone is playing you.

You call up Domino's and order the Five Piece Chicken Dinner. And then you hang up and forget that you made the call.

when the pizza guy rings the doorbell, and u completely forgot u ordered it. what a great feeling

when you work all fucking day painting and then go to your friends house and spend all your money baking pot brownies.

when your cat has a spot in the rotation.

when you smoke so much that you've forget just how many beers you've consumed in the last couple hours.. was it 6 - 8..? i dunno.

the 3492798 bong hits of purple erkle before i started drinking tonight kinda helped me forget.

Posted by flamable221 when the pizza guy rings the doorbell, and u completely forgot u ordered it. what a great feeling

I did this just the other night...

Posted by Mr.Coffee when your cat has a spot in the rotation.

heh. Nice.