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levacas

Location: Hamilton and KW
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Re: You know you're a stoner when...
< Reply # 20 on 3/20/2008 12:02 PM >
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Posted by Mr.Coffee
when your cat has a spot in the rotation.

My friends cat drinks his bong water. Its pretty gross but would explain the cats issues

A Steel town girl is not afraid to get dirty

the_doctor Location: Boston area Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes It's probably dangerous \| \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 21 on 3/22/2008 11:37 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	...when you forget you're a member of this website

ka-beh Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes every time it smells like piiineconess in here , daddy be trippin.. . . \| \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 22 on 4/28/2008 8:42 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	.. .. . when you forget what all your roomates jobs are .... when you wake up and have to see how long you can wait to hit a bowl .... when you can scrape your table and pretty much roll a j with scraps ..when you're part of a board called "the green room"
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ka-beh Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes every time it smells like piiineconess in here , daddy be trippin.. . . \| \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 23 on 4/28/2008 8:43 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	one more. you pack a bowl and it sits there cos you forgot. haha ohhhman
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Logan

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We miss you Jerry

Re: You know you're a stoner when...
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Posted by ka-beh
one more.
you pack a bowl and it sits there cos you forgot. haha
ohhhman

that happens a lot.

Cogito Ergo Sum

itcheyeball Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 25 on 5/18/2008 3:24 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	When your friend gets wasted and sloppy and you yell at him, "Hey don't speer bill on my rug!" then it takes a few seconds before you both laugh your asses off. . . and speer a little more bill while doing so. (there's been a lot of bill been speered on my rug!)

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 26 on 8/20/2008 12:55 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	...huh? Oh. Wut? Um. Yeah.
	"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS

shellyl

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I have learned not sweat the petty things and not to pet the sweaty things.

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Posted by KublaKhan
...huh? Oh. Wut? Um. Yeah.

Sweet! My numb is tongue so I am glad you did not make me repeat it.

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Squidgit

Location: Brighton Ontario
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There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me

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Posted by ka-beh
one more.
you pack a bowl and it sits there cos you forgot. haha
ohhhman

oh god, I do that nightly I think. Ha

The richness I achieve comes from Nature, the source of my inspiration.

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 29 on 11/24/2008 10:36 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	HEY LOOK: a bag of OREOS!!!
	"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS

Loon Location: Between no and where in SE Mass Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 30 on 12/2/2008 4:38 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	You go UEing just to find a place to smoke You Quit for a few months, and your state decriminalizes weed. It takes you less than a minute to hide "something", but hours or days to find it again. You go shopping and come home with nothing for dinner. Hello to the Green Room [last edit 12/2/2008 4:39 PM by Loon - edited 1 times]
	Sanity is a relative term

Kbasa

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High Hopes

Re: You know you're a stoner when...
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Posted by Loon

You go shopping and come home with nothing for dinner.

Hello to the Green Room

Oh man, aint that the truth, I bought 40$ worth of food and none of it is "real" food, just like macaroni and cheese and cans of tuna hahaha.

Shut the fuck up and ride that fucking Couchmobile!

Jonsered Location: Back in New Mexico where I belong Gender: Male Total Likes: 175 likes Dressed for a scarecrow ball......... \| \| \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 32 on 6/3/2009 10:57 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	When you put down your bong poker, never getting up from where you are sitting, and it takes you 45 minutes to find something less than 3 feet away.
	I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread.

battlebran Location: Toronto Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes "I'm too drunk... to taste this chicken." - Col. Sanders. \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 33 on 6/5/2009 12:45 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	When you get stoned one day and get really paranoid that you're actually mentally retarded, but all of your friends and family are too polite to tell you because it might throw you into a retard rampage... or something like that.
	Robots like bass. They don't like treble.

Kbasa Location: Gunnison/Crested Butte, co Gender: Male Total Likes: 3 likes High Hopes \| \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 34 on 6/15/2009 9:53 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	when you get really stoned and fall asleep, then get stoned again when you wake up and fall asleep again.
	Shut the fuck up and ride that fucking Couchmobile!

seanblaze Location: philadelaware Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 35 on 6/15/2009 10:16 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	when your user name on uer is seanblaze.

Wilk Location: NYC Gender: Male Total Likes: 8 likes \| \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 36 on 6/16/2009 12:14 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	You know you're a stoner when you go resin harvesting if you can't find a bag.
	Ready for liftoff

Secretsquirrel Location: Space City Tejas Gender: Male Total Likes: 14 likes \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 37 on 6/16/2009 1:22 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	You forget where you going while driving somewhere !! Anyone who has explored with me can fully attest to that one.
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trent I'm Trent! Get Bent! Location: Drainwhale hunting Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes Not on UER anymore. \| \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 38 on 7/16/2009 11:14 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	...when you smoke every day for the past 8 years ...unless for some reason there's a 'drought' and no green anywhere for a few days.
	He who rules the underground, rules the city above.

trent I'm Trent! Get Bent! Location: Drainwhale hunting Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes Not on UER anymore. \| \| \|	Re: You know you're a stoner when... < Reply # 39 on 7/16/2009 11:44 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	...when at work you're just finished everything you needed to get done for that day. You lean back, take a deep relaxing breath, go to lean over to grab your pipe and lighter... But no! You're at work and you don't smoke there! No pipe and lighter! You have an hour to go before you cna go home, FUCK!
	He who rules the underground, rules the city above.

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