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Re: How often?
< Reply # 60 on 12/13/2007 9:43 AM >
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*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*


are you joining me, or fapping to the thought of me fapping? Think carefully...




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Re: How often?
< Reply # 61 on 12/13/2007 12:31 PM >
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are you joining me, or fapping to the thought of me fapping? Think carefully...


Which would you prefer?




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Re: How often?
< Reply # 62 on 12/13/2007 12:55 PM >
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is raep tiem nao?




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Re: How often?
< Reply # 63 on 12/13/2007 5:19 PM >
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is raep tiem nao?


No. I get raped enough every time I go see Tracy and Lexi.






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Re: How often?
< Reply # 64 on 12/13/2007 5:27 PM >
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lexi does raping now too hmm?




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Re: How often?
< Reply # 65 on 12/13/2007 11:16 PM >
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Because most girls I've met hear the number of girls and basically ask "And you want to stick that WHERE?" Yes I am clean...when I'm single I get tested every 6 months, but still, they seem to have trouble thinking they could be in any way special amongst the others.


Dude, I can relate. My number is steadily approaching triple-digits. I just don't tell 'em at this point.

You're better off just claiming you don't know for sure and giving a vague, lower-than-it-really-is ballpark number.




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Re: How often?
< Reply # 66 on 12/14/2007 3:30 AM >
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I know of a guy who has slept with about 400 girls. And is in his 20's. To him it is a compulsion/addiction.




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< Reply # 67 on 12/14/2007 4:30 AM >
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I know of a guy who has slept with about 400 girls. And is in his 20's. To him it is a compulsion/addiction.


Imagine being one of those guys who never ever ever had a problem getting laid. Just imagine that. How jaded and cynical do you think you'd be by age 30.




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Re: How often?
< Reply # 68 on 12/14/2007 9:14 AM >
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Imagine being one of those guys who never ever ever had a problem getting laid. Just imagine that. How jaded and cynical do you think you'd be by age 30.


Had sex with 400 girls, not relationships.





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< Reply # 69 on 12/17/2007 9:14 AM >
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Dude, I can relate. My number is steadily approaching triple-digits. I just don't tell 'em at this point.

You're better off just claiming you don't know for sure and giving a vague, lower-than-it-really-is ballpark number.


Probably the best idea. I can't lie about something like that, but I can bend the truth I guess. Anyways, those days are behind me. It just drives me nuts that some people can be so hung up on my past and it doesn't actually matter all that much what I'm like now.




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Re: How often?
< Reply # 70 on 12/25/2007 5:06 AM >
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Imagine being one of those guys who never ever ever had a problem getting laid. Just imagine that. How jaded and cynical do you think you'd be by age 30.


Dude, I don't have to imagine it. I'm living proof.




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KublaKhan 


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< Reply # 71 on 12/27/2007 6:09 PM >
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No. I get raped enough every time I go see Tracy and Lexi.






(ow. my bum)


Can I come next time?

...and where can I come?




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Re: How often?
< Reply # 72 on 12/29/2007 1:29 AM >
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No. I get raped enough every time I go see Tracy and Lexi.






(ow. my bum)



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Can I come next time?

...and where can I come?


Pics or it didn't happen!




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< Reply # 73 on 12/30/2007 5:35 AM >
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Pics or it didn't happen!


"Oh, they'll get pics...they'll get pics"
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< Reply # 74 on 1/2/2008 5:39 AM >
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Dude, I don't have to imagine it. I'm living proof.


You must be fucking gorgeous.




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Re: How often?
< Reply # 75 on 1/2/2008 2:04 PM >
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You must be fucking gorgeous.


Y'know, I'm really not.

But I sure can be a charming little shit when I'm properly motivated.




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KublaKhan 


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< Reply # 76 on 1/3/2008 3:11 AM >
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Y'know, I'm really not.

But I sure can be a charming little shit when I'm properly motivated.


Don't ruin my fantasy.




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< Reply # 77 on 1/3/2008 4:04 AM >
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Don't ruin my fantasy.


Oh yeah? Wanna give me the ol' Irish breathalyzer test, do ya?




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< Reply # 78 on 1/3/2008 6:31 PM >
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Oh yeah? Wanna give me the ol' Irish breathalyzer test, do ya?


Actually, I was thinking of fucking you in the ass. Gently at first, then much, much harder.





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Re: How often?
< Reply # 79 on 1/12/2008 9:36 PM >
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Actually, I was thinking of fucking you in the ass. Gently at first, then much, much harder.


I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.




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