I'll add another one.

When one spouse rips into another one. Especially in public.

Had that happen today. The only time I saw the asshole in my life and quite frankly, I despise him.

Another time, a friend of mine was ripping into her husband in public. Was yet another sickening experience.

I'm still angry about the asshole who parked at the Walmart to eat his lunch. Fucker.

Posted by KublaKhan I'm still angry about the asshole who parked at the Walmart to eat his lunch. Fucker.

Run him down.

And when you're finished, there are some assholes here that you may want to have fun with as well...

These are all work related.

- Someone in the office will leave the wrapper for a ream of copy paper in the box, rather than throwing it away. Sometimes, the ream will have a single sheet of paper left in it. No matter who it is, they have to walk by a trash can on their way back to their office.

- People who call for wake up calls but don't know what time they want, so they hem and haw for a few seconds before deciding on a time.

- Me: Hi, how are you today?
Them: Check in.
(other variations include giving me their last name or rattling off their confirmation number)

Posted by SaraBellum - Me: Hi, how are you today? Them: Check in. (other variations include giving me their last name or rattling off their confirmation number)

Hotel type job? Well, don't get too upset. You don't really want to know how they are today and they don't want to tell you either. They just want their room key so they can continue their day. I get people calling me constantly without identifying themselves, bluntly demanding shit, etc, etc. You can do little things to delay them, without you getting in shit.

When someone won't quit coughing. Dunno why coughing irritates me, it just does.

I can find something bad to say about damn near everyone and everything.

So I hope you all choke.

On that note.. I hate fat kids.

I hate all white people. Damn you, white people!!!

fedge,
Clarington's only black person

- going over to a friend's to have fun, drink, socialize and party, and then when you get there, the party turns into playing XBOX 360 - Guitar Hero and Rock Band for the whole duration of the party.

Don't get me wrong, I like playing games, especially the ones above, but not when the party turns into just playing video games. Everytime this guy friend of mine invites people over for a party, he says "oh yea, there's going to be a lot of people and drinking/partying"... when everyone arrives and starts drinking/socializing, he busts out the XBOX and starts playing, which in turn, makes everyone else at the party bored as hell. From now on, I guess I won't be attending any more of his "parties", seeing as how they always end up this way.

Yeah, I feel the same way about being at a party and then someone decides they need to show everybody something on the internet. Because then EVERYBODY has something they want to show on the internet. So the party turns into an impatient mob around the computer. To me, there's nothing more boring than watching someone else on the computer.

Except maybe when people talk incessantly about their kids. *yawn*

Leaving wet dish cloths in the sink. A sink filled with dirty dishes. People who don't do their dishes regularly.

And people who park in Walmart parking lots to eat their fucking lunch.

Whoever is sitting in the passenger seat, Thinks they control the radio..

Posted by Caligula Whoever is sitting in the passenger seat, Thinks they control the radio..

Drivers who get distracted by the fucking radio when they should be...

...

...

DRIVING.

Posted by KublaKhan Drivers who get distracted by the fucking radio when they should be... ... ... DRIVING.

Thats one situation..
But When you own a Psp(Now a 1gig Ipod) with about 40 songs YOU Like, The Random function and the Next button work wonders.

Posted by Debi Yeah, I feel the same way about being at a party and then someone decides they need to show everybody something on the internet. Because then EVERYBODY has something they want to show on the internet. So the party turns into an impatient mob around the computer. To me, there's nothing more boring than watching someone else on the computer.

Oh and that too... I absolutely hate that... whenever I see one of my other friends, she makes me sit with her at her computer and look at boring crap...

People who hog the phone without even using it.
My stepdad, prime example.
He's waiting for someone to call him back...which means...nobody can use the damn thing until he gets that phone call, without him getting pissed off. Grrrr.

Shael

Douchebags who jump into their cars,then honk,scream and wave their country flags after soccer games. I've just heard no less than twenty go by in the past 15 minutes.

Posted by Wiccan Douchebags who jump into their cars,then honk,scream and wave their country flags after soccer games. I've just heard no less than twenty go by in the past 15 minutes.

I get flustered at that too. I almost wanna tell those fuckers, "pick a country, but you can't have both - you're either a full Canadian or some fuckin' traitor". You can't proclaim this unconditional love to the motherland when you really ought to be 100% devoted to Canada.

I absolutely feel disgusted when I see the Canadian government rescue Canadians living full time in Lebanon when the bombs start flying. They CHOSE to live there full time!!!! Motherfuckers! Canada is a warehouse for uncommitted immigrants. As soon as they win the lottery or some shit, it's back to the backwater motherland of a hell hole they came from.

But I'm not bitter. I spend most of my time in Scarborough, home of angry immigrants.

Posted by fedge I get flustered at that too. I almost wanna tell those fuckers, "pick a country, but you can't have both - you're either a full Canadian or some fuckin' traitor". You can't proclaim this unconditional love to the motherland when you really ought to be 100% devoted to Canada. I absolutely feel disgusted when I see the Canadian government rescue Canadians living full time in Lebanon when the bombs start flying. They CHOSE to live there full time!!!! Motherfuckers! Canada is a warehouse for uncommitted immigrants. As soon as they win the lottery or some shit, it's back to the backwater motherland of a hell hole they came from. But I'm not bitter. I spend most of my time in Scarborough, home of angry immigrants.

I dont agree with the "Pick a country" mentality. I always root for Chile(the country of my origin) in the world cup or olympics. I love being an american, but I still support and embrace my cultural roots.

But I also dont honk my horn and waive a Chilean flag at 2 AM after the match, so there is that too.