I meant the OP, but this might work out too..... Hm!!!

Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq. If you promise to keep house*, I'll let you move in with me for free. *and be my personal sex slave

Me too,but can I bring my three teenagers,my daughters' boyfriends and maybe even my boyfriend? Oh,and my sister's dog,who I would surely miss. She's still a puppy you know,all elbows and knees and she poops on the floor sometimes and likes to bite and rip things apart.But she's SO adorable!!
Only until we get back on our feet though,promise. I'll eventually get Ma and Pa to drive the 1973 RV down,and they can just stay in there,in your driveway. Once we all have jobs and stuff,we'll be on our way.

Posted by MutantMandias Start taking dumps on their things. At first, do it secretly, and deny any knowledge of it. Then after a day or two, just start doing it right in front of them: Drop your pants and shit on their stuff. However, and this is key, continue to deny any knowledge of it.

you are a genius.

Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq. If you promise to keep house*, I'll let you move in with me for free. *and be my personal sex slave

does keeping house involve cleaning up after your sausage?

i think i have another thread to fap to...

Well he doesn't make much of a mess anyway, all you'd have to do is keep him company and feed him if i wasn't home. As for the other sausage...that mess is all you babeh.

Posted by belleZ Yes, when i do this her brother will go batshit, because we all pay an equal amount of rent he therefor thinks his redneck family can live here.

Are they on the lease? If not, they don't live there. You can secretly talk to your landlord. Only a certain number of people are allowed to live in a dwelling at one time. And most of the time, if people aren't on a lease, they don't want them living there. It's been a week already; that's long enough that the landlord can "notice" on their own that these people need to pay rent or leave. Let the landlord know you don't want to be implicated.

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List of things to do....

-Lock your bedroom door
-Remove all your cooking dishes, appliances, cutlery, ect. and store in your room
-Remove all your TV equipment, speakers, movies, and store in your room
-Remove all your computer equipment and store in your room
-Remove all couch cushions and store in your room
-Pay for cable and telephone service only to your room
-Hire a cleaning service and give invoice to roommate
-Rent out your stuff by the hour, including couch cushions
-Remove your share of lightbulbs from common areas
-Turn off fuses or circuit breakers and install locks to prevent turning them on unless sufficent 'fees' are paid directly to you
-Remove all towels from the bathrooms
-Remove toilet paper, paper towels, kleenex, ect and store in your room
-Call the police from work and tell them that you are making a noise complaint and that several of those people do not live there. Tell them to contact your 'friend' who lives there leagally (yourself) to verify the legal tennants. When the police phone you at work from your house, tell them who lives there and who must leave.

Posted by MutantMandias Start taking dumps on their things. At first, do it secretly, and deny any knowledge of it. Then after a day or two, just start doing it right in front of them: Drop your pants and shit on their stuff. However, and this is key, continue to deny any knowledge of it.

This is a good beginning. If it doesn't work, plan B gets KK's endorsement:

Posted by nohbdyshome set the place on fire, run, change your name, move here

Let me know how it works out.

I've been through this and it sucks. I had to move out of my own apartment to get away from the freeloaders. They actually tried to get me to let them move into the new place...creeps.

If your roommate thinks their family can just live there and only pay one portion of the rent, then they should all have to be confined to your friends room when not using the restroom or kitchen areas. If they want to use communal areas, it's one at a time then back to the room. Of course, you also should jack up your friends portion of the utilities to cover the extra bodies in the house. You signed up to live with that person, not their extended family. Make it a little uncomfortable for them and they will be gone in no time.

...and if that doesn't work, the crapping in the laundry idea is a pretty good one

Another list...

http://www.linuxsa...otts/roommate.html

Another solution:

Send them down to the church, where the lord will be their saviour through faith and community.

Then once they're down there, firebomb the motherfucker.

More than one problem solved.

Speaking of 'unwanted houseguests'...
Last night while my sister was visiting,my boyfriend opened our door to go downstairs to the store to find our stairway completely hotboxed,and three teenagers bolting out the door.
I know I sound old,but I was beyond pissed off at the assholes,who left rolling papers,a small baggie,spit,part of a pipe and a humongous cloud of shitty weed on my steps,INSIDE my apartment. This was at eight o clock,while my son and daughter were still out.

Posted by Wiccan Speaking of 'unwanted houseguests'... Last night while my sister was visiting,my boyfriend opened our door to go downstairs to the store to find our stairway completely hotboxed,and three teenagers bolting out the door. I know I sound old,but I was beyond pissed off at the assholes,who left rolling papers,a small baggie,spit,part of a pipe and a humongous cloud of shitty weed on my steps,INSIDE my apartment. This was at eight o clock,while my son and daughter were still out.

I have had this happen in my apartment building and these kids cut all of the phone wires for the whole building, while high, and when we caught them, they bolted as well, and left all their drug crap everywhere

Posted by vicexsquad I have had this happen in my apartment building and these kids cut all of the phone wires for the whole building, while high, and when we caught them, they bolted as well, and left all their drug crap everywhere

Cut your phone wires,too?? What a bunch of shitbirds,interesting that they don't do that crap around their own homes.
I was kinda freaked out because the stairway only leads to my place,I'm just glad that I wasn't the only one home.It was fun watching them scatter like rats though when my boyfriend opened the door though,haha.

Is it possible to lock that door so no random people can just walk in??

Posted by vicexsquad Is it possible to lock that door so no random people can just walk in??

Yeah,but it's next to impossible to hear anyone at the door,so it usually stayed unlocked until the last person came home.Until now,of course.

find out if their allergic to any animal and adopt it!