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i am pissed off because i can't talk about sharks in the other forum, though that clearly fits into "other"

so here i am in the pissed off forum, which is funny because shark week makes me happy not pissed off.

anyone got any fun shark stories?
ever run into one exploring?

here is mine:

one time my dad caught a shark and it had babies inside, which he disovered when we got home, so we brought them to the beach to let them swim away, but it was too shallow and the seagulls ate every last one!





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< Reply # 1 on 7/29/2008 1:52 AM >
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sharks are boring... someone delete this





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< Reply # 2 on 7/29/2008 1:53 AM >
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sharks are boring... someone delete this




not funny, actually.




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< Reply # 3 on 7/29/2008 1:58 AM >
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why isn't this in the "other" forum jess?




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< Reply # 4 on 7/29/2008 1:59 AM >
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because it's stupid and not useful
but you gotta tell a shark story while you are here.




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< Reply # 5 on 7/29/2008 2:01 AM >
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I ate shark meat once... Tasted like chicken




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I ate shark meat once... Tasted like chicken


grossssss




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< Reply # 7 on 7/29/2008 2:32 AM >
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because it's stupid and not useful
but you gotta tell a shark story while you are here.


i have a shark costume that i wear sometimes to conventions, it looks like this:


i like to call myself "johnny jawz" while i'm wearing it




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i have a shark costume that i wear sometimes to conventions, it looks like this:
http://izoom.buyco...ser/529.jpg?zm=400,400,1,0,0

i like to call myself "johnny jawz" while i'm wearing it



LOLLOLLOLLOL




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< Reply # 9 on 7/29/2008 2:34 AM >
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i have a shark costume that i wear sometimes to conventions, it looks like this:
http://izoom.buyco...ser/529.jpg?zm=400,400,1,0,0

i like to call myself "johnny jawz" while i'm wearing it



That is so cool... I have one just like it!

wanna yiff?




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< Reply # 10 on 7/29/2008 2:36 AM >
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yiff



grosssssss




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That is so cool... I have one just like it!

wanna yiff?







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grosssssss


So I will guess you don't wanna join in?




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So I will guess you don't wanna join in?


never ever ever ever ever ever
EVER.




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So I will guess you don't wanna join in?


come on man, why do you think i have a shark suit in the first place ;)

it's not for you sorry




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Earlier today, I was trying to find an image of a shark wielding a knife.

The most interesting GIS result was this:





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FINE! Be that way!
*cries and sets your house on fire*




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Earlier today, I was trying to find an image of a shark wielding a knife.

The most interesting GIS result was this:

http://i137.photob...ushshark_knife.jpg


i want that.


WAIT why were you trying to find a picture of a shark wielding a knife?



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The only shark story I have is the day at work where I got a random email forward from a co-worker en-titled "Shark attacks whale". So I opened it and there was a porno shot on a boat with a guy dressed in a shark suit just banging away at a morbidly obese women. On that note, let me know if you want me to post the link. I lol'd the first 5 times I watched it.




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