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Re: sharks
< Reply # 20 on 7/29/2008 2:52 AM >
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The only shark story I have is the day at work where I got a random email forward from a co-worker en-titled "Shark attacks whale". So I opened it and there was a porno shot on a boat with a guy dressed in a shark suit just banging away at a morbidly obese women. On that note, let me know if you want me to post the link. I lol'd the first 5 times I watched it.


i have seen it.
it was on the front page of redtube one day.
i'm not lying, i love sharks.
but not THAT much.




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< Reply # 21 on 7/29/2008 2:53 AM >
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Haha, WTF, since this is a shark thread lets have everybody take a look.

http://www.filecab...deo/sharknsfw.html





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< Reply # 22 on 7/29/2008 3:07 AM >
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sharks blow.

wait, whales do.




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< Reply # 23 on 7/29/2008 3:11 AM >
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Time to meet your maker shark devil!!





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< Reply # 24 on 7/29/2008 3:20 AM >
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Time to meet your maker shark devil!!

http://i144.photob...aggarSharkPink.jpg


oh great
you ruined this entire thread




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< Reply # 25 on 7/29/2008 3:30 AM >
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Ahh shit I have a habit of doing that don't I? Sorry guys. Giant sharks off the coast of Greenland FTW.



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< Reply # 26 on 7/29/2008 3:50 AM >
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Ahh shit I have a habit of doing that don't I? Sorry guys. Giant sharks off the coast of Greenland FTW.


no.




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< Reply # 27 on 7/29/2008 4:05 AM >
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You still haven't told me anything about them damnit. Do they exist?!




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< Reply # 28 on 7/29/2008 4:06 AM >
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You still haven't told me anything about them damnit. Do they exist?!


i don't plan to tell you anything
i guess that's what shark week is for





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< Reply # 29 on 7/29/2008 4:23 AM >
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The Discovery Channel is my link to the world!!!!!!




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< Reply # 30 on 7/29/2008 5:13 AM >
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WAIT why were you trying to find a picture of a shark wielding a knife?



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< Reply # 31 on 7/29/2008 5:24 AM >
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The man is trying to bring us down! Down with the system! UP WITH THE SHARKS!




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< Reply # 32 on 7/29/2008 5:31 AM >
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RYAN IS ENRAGED AT THE blatant DISREGARD TOWARDS THE NEED FOR A SHARK DISCUSSION!




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< Reply # 33 on 7/29/2008 5:42 AM >
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let's get this thread back on track.

jabberjaw is as annoying as scrappy doo except he's the star of his own freaking show for some reason.




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< Reply # 34 on 7/29/2008 6:28 AM >
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Well, in my subsequent research, which involved doing Google Image Searches on "shark" plus other randomly chosen words, I found the following items of interest:











And, while the world's largest left hand is not precisely shark related, I am certain that a shark would find it delicious:



Edit: Fixed link -Emma



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< Reply # 35 on 7/29/2008 1:34 PM >
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KITTY SHARK!
I LOVES IT.




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< Reply # 36 on 7/29/2008 3:59 PM >
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Sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. I've heard those are hard to get.




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< Reply # 37 on 7/30/2008 1:55 AM >
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I ate shark meat once... Tasted like chicken


Same here. Was actually tasty. Guess it depends on how it was cooked.

And I was in a building full of sharks. There were five floors of lawyer's offices.



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< Reply # 38 on 7/30/2008 4:43 PM >
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When I was in California, The day after I went to the beach. Some guy got eaten by a shark at the beach I was at.




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< Reply # 39 on 8/1/2008 4:17 AM >
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two words: shark baseball




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