Take some fertilizer and some grass seeds and strategically place them to form out naughty pictures on her lawn. It will generate laughter for years, and it might embarrass the old broad enough to move.

=]

I have drunks on the left of me, A suicidal Drunk on the right.

WIN!

Posted by Caligula I have drunks on the left of me, A suicidal Drunk on the right. WIN!

You also live on an island that values orange skin and spending beyond a person's means to one up the Joneses. (Gross stereotype)

Ew. Fail!

Posted by KublaKhan What...like being rude is a bad thing? What planet do you live on/buy your crack from?

Some times it is necessary to be rude. However, it can blow up in your face.
Now being strategically rude...

Posted by Caligula I have drunks on the left of me, A suicidal Drunk on the right. WIN!

Well at least one of them will be gone soon.

Posted by Stewie Well at least one of them will be gone soon.

Hehee...

Posted by 944kid You also live on an island that values orange skin and spending beyond a person's means to one up the Joneses. (Gross stereotype) Ew. Fail!

Yeaaaaaaaaano.

Posted by Caligula Yeaaaaaaaaano.

I think I'm going to start using that in IMs now

Posted by 944kid I think I'm going to start using that in IMs now

please don't.
no.
do you have any idea how besieged we are with New Jersey idiots and LonG I-land assholes up here during the summer? They're everywhere and there just doesn't seem to be enough ammo.

Posted by Samurai please don't. no. do you have any idea how besieged we are with New Jersey idiots and LonG I-land assholes up here during the summer? They're everywhere and there just doesn't seem to be enough ammo.

You're WAYYY up "there," I'm $19.50 and an hour and a half away from that mess. =P

Disease spreads. AH!

Hey hey hey leave jersey out of this!!

Ah fuck who am I kidding. Half the people in this state are about as dumb and interesting as bricks. That's why I travel!!

:-p

Posted by 944kid I think I'm going to start using that in IMs now

Well, Where I'm from. I havent seen alot of carrot people walking around. None to be exact.
All that I have seen are from nassau.

Suffolk County FTW!

My neighbor from hell stomps up and down the hall and up and down two different flights of stairs at around 11:30pm almost every night. She always slams her door afterwards too. At one point my husband actually went out and told her that it was late and that she was being way too loud. Apparently being complained to doesn't stop her from doing it again and again.

This is the same neighbor that used to follow me all over my building. When I left to check the mail, she would follow me down there, then back up the stairs and then when I would go into my apartment, she stood and watched until I closed my door. I've complained to my landlord about her, but the landlord says that since this woman has lived in the building for 10 years, there's nothing they will do about it.

I've never even done anything to this woman to make her need to follow me around. I've never talked to her since I've lived there. Her actions are pathetic!

Posted by vicexsquad My neighbor from hell stomps up and down the hall and up and down two different flights of stairs at around 11:30pm almost every night. She always slams her door afterwards too. At one point my husband actually went out and told her that it was late and that she was being way too loud. Apparently being complained to doesn't stop her from doing it again and again.

It is time to squirt a little baby oil on the stairs.

Posted by Caligula I have drunks on the left of me, A suicidal Drunk on the right. WIN!

At least you know where to find booze when the beer store closes. And the suicidal drunk probably has some fairly decent meds kicking around.

Double win.

Virtually every day,at some point,I can look out my window and see a former nurse-turned crackhead either dancing in the street,or hauling furniture in and out of the building. It would appear that she has recently shaved her head again,albeit badly. I'm not sure what her obsession is about with the junk outside,but she'll haul out a bunch of crap on a daily basis,then rearrange it slightly as the day wears on. One day it could be a mattress,other days Christmas decorations and kid's stuff. At first I thought she was selling stuff but no,she'll position a random shopping cart or box of junk directly in front of the entrance,then periodically come out and move or throw it around.

Another unit holds a couple of guys on 'disability',who will share a hooker or two every check day,making a day long party out of it. It's a good thing for them that there's a hunchbacked crack dealer also living over there,who has taken to conducting some of his business in my driveway,or directly underneath my window (I live on the second floor).

Looking out my window now,I see a loyal customer of the hunchbacked dealer,back again for the third time today. This guy,also on 'disability',is a former neighbour of mine (small world!),who likes to leave his seven year old son waiting in the truck for him,late at night while he runs upstairs to score. He's a dapper sort,who invariably wears a cowboy hat,flip flops,bermuda shorts and no shirt.When money's tight,he'll pass his bemulleted wife around to the crackhead minions to support their habits.

I am sooo glad I'm moving soon....

Posted by Wiccan Virtually every day,at some point,I can look out my window and see a former nurse-turned crackhead either dancing in the street,or hauling furniture in and out of the building. It would appear that she has recently shaved her head again,albeit badly. I'm not sure what her obsession is about with the junk outside,but she'll haul out a bunch of crap on a daily basis,then rearrange it slightly as the day wears on. One day it could be a mattress,other days Christmas decorations and kid's stuff. At first I thought she was selling stuff but no,she'll position a random shopping cart or box of junk directly in front of the entrance,then periodically come out and move or throw it around. Another unit holds a couple of guys on 'disability',who will share a hooker or two every check day,making a day long party out of it. It's a good thing for them that there's a hunchbacked crack dealer also living over there,who has taken to conducting some of his business in my driveway,or directly underneath my window (I live on the second floor). Looking out my window now,I see a loyal customer of the hunchbacked dealer,back again for the third time today. This guy,also on 'disability',is a former neighbour of mine (small world!),who likes to leave his seven year old son waiting in the truck for him,late at night while he runs upstairs to score. He's a dapper sort,who invariably wears a cowboy hat,flip flops,bermuda shorts and no shirt.When money's tight,he'll pass his bemulleted wife around to the crackhead minions to support their habits. I am sooo glad I'm moving soon....

Holy crap! I hope you own a firearm.

Well that certainly sounds like inner-city Hamilton.

Posted by PorkChopExpress Holy crap! I hope you own a firearm.

Nope,though I wish I did. Hunchback crack dealer also appears to have a running rapport with the police as well,yet it's business as usual,on any given day. So this usually means that's he's incredibly smart (though highly unlikely),or he rats out others on a regular basis.
Oh,and Cowboy hat guy and his mulleted wife were back two more times tonight since my last post. I should add that I have a huge picture window in my livingroom facing that place,lest anyone accuse me of being a nosey-parker.

*Stewie,I'm two blocks from my sister,so you know the lovely area I'm talkin' about. ;)

Well, where I live is turning into something Sam affectionately likes to call "little Harlem".

I live on one end of the street, with the old folks and now the trash is starting to creep north as the elderly die or move into nursing homes and sell their houses to absentee landlords.

Many of the places up here are owned by people from Massachusetts and New Jersey. Some of them have never even seen the places they bought. All they did was buy it to get some of the ample welfare assistance (rent) that the county pays for most of the people living in them.

The one on the side of me, which is incidentally attached to my house, was owned by at least three people before this bitch that bought it. What's worse is that there are so few people that actually like this lady that she ended up getting her brother for a tenant.

Sam just dropped me off a bit ago and he was about ready to take the Lumina and take down the stupid no parking sign she put up. Because it's got in handwriting that if you park there, you will be towed at your expense. What burns my ass about it is that my car was parked no more than six inches over the property line and now, she's got orange paint marking her property, which is six inches on my side. I have the boundaries marked already. When my family signed the purchase contract for this place, the boundaries were clearly marked with metal posts when the property was surveyed.

What burns me most about this is that she's screwed everyone in town, she's literally a whore and that's how she ended up with her late husband's money. Basically getting her late husband to will his own children out of the inheritance. She managed to screw up the car dealership she had, now she's turned it into a restaurant that no one but people from out of town or her very few friends will frequent.

Anyway, she wants a war, she'll get a war. Her brother will not get one moments peace if my basement fills with water from their side or they do anything out of line. Apparently this guy has a rep for having wild noisy parties. It happens once when I have to work, he will find the state police at his door and they will never stop bothering him, not if I have anything to do about it.

Don't worry, I'll keep you all in on the gory details and any new innovations I manage to come up with to drive this guy batshit.

(Extra line breaks inserted for WR. )

Shael