Posted by Shael Sam just dropped me off a bit ago and he was about ready to take the Lumina and take down the stupid no parking sign she put up. Because it's got in handwriting that if you park there, you will be towed at your expense. What burns my ass about it is that my car was parked no more than six inches over the property line and now, she's got orange paint marking her property, which is six inches on my side. I have the boundaries marked already. When my family signed the purchase contract for this place, the boundaries were clearly marked with metal posts when the property was surveyed.

Jeebus! Everyone is making me feel better about my neighborhood!

Call the county on this bitch. She can't put up her own street signs. Only the county government can do that. The street is county property, not hers.





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Posted by PorkChopExpress Jeebus! Everyone is making me feel better about my neighborhood! Call the county on this bitch. She can't put up her own street signs. Only the county government can do that. The street is county property, not hers.

lol...we're going to let it go...for now. Nothing says I won't get pissed off and get someone to pull it down later.
I'll have to go take some pictures of the area behind my house I'm talking about so you can see what I mean.
This bitch doesn't know who she's dealing with...we've had worse than her next to us and we've remained for the last 12 years...she won't be here long and neither will her brother. When I'm through, she'll be ready to pay someone to take the place off of her hands.
I don't take kindly to people spreading shit about me and my family and how we "drove" her tenant away. Especially when we only asked for common courtesy and hygiene.

Shael

Posted by PorkChopExpress I've commented so much that I think I may have hijacked this thread. Sorry HappieDaze...

Nah, no worries here. I like reading it.

Wiccan, I said it before and I'll say it again; How I wish I could spend the weekend hanging out by your picture window! LOL

I love to watch the local degenerates partake in what they see as normal, everyday behavior. The nurse sounds interesting . . . .

Posted by Wiccan Virtually every day,at some point,I can look out my window and see a former nurse-turned crackhead either dancing in the street,or hauling furniture in and out of the building. It would appear that she has recently shaved her head again,albeit badly. I'm not sure what her obsession is about with the junk outside,but she'll haul out a bunch of crap on a daily basis,then rearrange it slightly as the day wears on. One day it could be a mattress,other days Christmas decorations and kid's stuff. At first I thought she was selling stuff but no,she'll position a random shopping cart or box of junk directly in front of the entrance,then periodically come out and move or throw it around. Another unit holds a couple of guys on 'disability',who will share a hooker or two every check day,making a day long party out of it. It's a good thing for them that there's a hunchbacked crack dealer also living over there,who has taken to conducting some of his business in my driveway,or directly underneath my window (I live on the second floor). Looking out my window now,I see a loyal customer of the hunchbacked dealer,back again for the third time today. This guy,also on 'disability',is a former neighbour of mine (small world!),who likes to leave his seven year old son waiting in the truck for him,late at night while he runs upstairs to score. He's a dapper sort,who invariably wears a cowboy hat,flip flops,bermuda shorts and no shirt.When money's tight,he'll pass his bemulleted wife around to the crackhead minions to support their habits. I am sooo glad I'm moving soon....

After we sold our house in Port Henry, we moved to an apartment in Mineville, up the street some from where Samurai lives.

It used to be a shop when the mines were still active. Anyway...we had a huge coke dealer in one of the houses behind the building. It was actually three buildings owned by a friend of my step dad's, which is why we moved there. The guy that owned the place was absolutely the best landlord I've ever had or probably will ever have. He even let us keep our cat that we'd had for 15 years in the apartment. It was a 3 bedroom. Outside it wasn't much to look at, but inside it was really nice.

Anyway, around noontime during the week, a bunch of people that worked for the ARC (What's called Mountain Lakes Services now) would stop in for their daily coke fix. You know, the five minute stop in with the company van or car to "drop something off" or "pick something up" when none of the folks inside even worked for the agency. It was virtually a who's who of people in "higher" places in town. Not just folks that worked for the agency either, but some town and state employees as well. We'd heard they'd sold coke and marijuana, but we didn't believe it until the parking lot and driveway behind the apartment was so full of cars one day we had to park on the street. On top of this, it was rumored that when they lost their house to the bank, at least two pounds of cocaine were found in bags in the ceiling of the house and the tanks of the toilets.

What was funny is we never had any problems with these people. The only problem we had was that our parking spaces were always full during the week between 11am and 1pm. The landlord knew, but he couldn't do anything about it because he didn't have proof of what they were doing. All he could prove is that he got his rent on time and they didn't make any noise or bother any of the other tenants.

But I can tell you this, the pot smoke smell was horrific throughout all the buildings. Sure, we all smoked cigarettes, but the smell was ten times worse than just cigarettes.

But it was fun to watch the show every day and see who was coming to the place.

Thankfully, we only lived there about 10 months, because they got busted the month after we left for selling to someone that the cops set up. I was sad to hear that the landlord sold the buildings though. They used to be so well taken care of, even with the crackheads and dealers living in the back. This guy was such a good landlord, we had a problem one night where a transformer blew up out in front of the building, he came up and waited half the night for Niagara Mohawk (Now National Grid) to come fix it and made sure it was fixed properly before he went home. Same with the furnace. If it wasn't working, he would stay and make sure it was before he left, no matter how long it took.

Shael

Same here Shael,my landlord is awesome. He owns the store downstairs from me as well,which he or his father have to operate alone after 7:00,because he can't get his employees to work there beyond then.

This area used to be quite nice,it doesn't take many people at all to turn things to shit. Today is child tax credit day here,and the day long crack jamboree across the street has already begun. It's sad,though at times admittedly amusing (okay,very amusing) to watch these people in action. I'm just sad that I likely won't be here to see them get raided,it amazes me that that hasn't happened.

I'm going to be moving from here,which has a population of of about a half a million,to a town in Alberta,population 900 or so,which I imagine (and hope)won't be nearly as amusing in this way.

Debi,I keep forgetting to borrow my sister's video camera! Perhaps my good old point and shoot will have to suffice for now,I'll try to capture the dancing nurse for ya! Being a cheque day of sorts here,lulz are bound to ensue! ;)

Posted by Wiccan I'm going to be moving from here,which has a population of of about a half a million,to a town in Alberta,population 900 or so,which I imagine (and hope)won't be nearly as amusing in this way.

Life out west isn't even remotely comparable to life in Hamilton, even in small towns. You're going to love it, and I wish you the best of luck.

Posted by Bryan Life out west isn't even remotely comparable to life in Hamilton, even in small towns. You're going to love it, and I wish you the best of luck.

I've heard that alot,can't wait to go. And thank you!

Yesterday I came home to find a note on my door. It said:

'Mandy- Could you PLEASE bring your dogs inside when you are gone? They bark CONSTANTLY!!! Also, mow your lawn. You're becoming an embarrassment to the neighborhood. -Judy'


I got out my lawn mower, mowed the lawn and took a whole 3 inches off! It wasn't very long to begin with.

As far as my dogs barking, they WERE inside. She's hearing dogs from somewhere else, or the voices in her head fucking with her.

No other neighbors have said anything to me about my grass, given me dirty looks, etc... the neighbors on the other side of me are way cool. They have 4 dogs. The guy across the street just works on his motorcycle all day. He's cool too... very built guy.. very laid back. The guys next to him are pot heads, so you know they're laid back.... other than that, I can't figure out who I'm embarrassing?!



...and the saga continues.

Posted by Happiedaze Yesterday I came home to find a note on my door. It said: 'Mandy- Could you PLEASE bring your dogs inside when you are gone? They bark CONSTANTLY!!! Also, mow your lawn. You're becoming an embarrassment to the neighborhood. -Judy' I got out my lawn mower, mowed the lawn and took a whole 3 inches off! It wasn't very long to begin with. As far as my dogs barking, they WERE inside. She's hearing dogs from somewhere else, or the voices in her head fucking with her. No other neighbors have said anything to me about my grass, given me dirty looks, etc... the neighbors on the other side of me are way cool. They have 4 dogs. The guy across the street just works on his motorcycle all day. He's cool too... very built guy.. very laid back. The guys next to him are pot heads, so you know they're laid back.... other than that, I can't figure out who I'm embarrassing?! ...and the saga continues.

I would've puit a note on Judys door stating, and I quote, "Fuck you. Mind your own business, bitch. Thanks!" and let my lawn grow to shagnasty proportions, thrown fresh dog poo at Judys' door and encouraged my dogs to bark all night long. And then, for good measure, imported three or four junk cars to sit on that front lawn.

but that's just me...

Someone has obviously taken their extra strength "Asshole pills".

Sounds like Judy has too much time on her hands.

I'd be tempted to speak with the neighbours who are cool. Be discrete by saying "Were my dogs bothering you guys?". If they say "No" and ask why you asked them, tell them that someone was telling you that your dogs are causing problems with their incessant barking.

You may find out that they might have issues with Judy as well. When I started at the last site, one of the building operators was constantly harping on me saying that everyone in the building can't stand me and are complaining. I asked one of the people who the asshole said was complaining (was surprised as the guy is pretty cool and we got along very well) and the guy was surprised. He then said "Who the hell told you?", stopped and then said next, "That bastard!" A further talk with him and the operations manager revealed just how much of an asshole this guy is.

You may wind up with some pretty good allies in this matter.

Good luck.

Posted by Samurai I would've puit a note on Judys door stating, and I quote, "Fuck you. Mind your own business, bitch. Thanks!" and let my lawn grow to shagnasty proportions, thrown fresh dog poo at Judys' door and encouraged my dogs to bark all night long. And then, for good measure, imported three or four junk cars to sit on that front lawn. but that's just me...

When your friends visit, have them come one at a time and have them argue with themselves in front of this Judy. Then when she says something, just say, "Oh, that's just their meds wearing off. I'll try to remind them to take them the next time." And then, five minutes later, have an argument with yourself and make sure Judy sees and hears it.

Screw with her mind for a bit.

Good luck or shall I say "Have fun".

hahaha! Great ideas!



Gringo_Loco will be moving in with me tomorrow all the way from Kansas City. I'm sure together, we can figure out how to mess with her.


As for the note, I'm not usually a vengeful person, but I tore it up into about 200 tiny pieces and threw it over my fence into her perfect rain forest of a back yard. It wasn't very satisfying, though.

Gringo_Loco is into mudding and off-road activities. I think that when his truck is covered in mud, a good thing to do would be to park in front of Judy's house (public street parking is allowed here) and just leave it there until it rains and let all the mud fall off onto the road right in front of her house.

Posted by Happiedaze hahaha! Great ideas! Gringo_Loco will be moving in with me tomorrow all the way from Kansas City. I'm sure together, we can figure out how to mess with her. As for the note, I'm not usually a vengeful person, but I tore it up into about 200 tiny pieces and threw it over my fence into her perfect rain forest of a back yard. It wasn't very satisfying, though. Gringo_Loco is into mudding and off-road activities. I think that when his truck is covered in mud, a good thing to do would be to park in front of Judy's house (public street parking is allowed here) and just leave it there until it rains and let all the mud fall off onto the road right in front of her house.

Sounds like it's gonna be a beautiful day there!

Send pics!

Posted by rainman8889 Sounds like it's gonna be a beautiful day there! Send pics!

Oh! Great idea! Will do.

Posted by rainman8889 Someone has obviously taken their extra strength "Asshole pills". Sounds like Judy has too much time on her hands. I'd be tempted to speak with the neighbours who are cool. Be discrete by saying "Were my dogs bothering you guys?". If they say "No" and ask why you asked them, tell them that someone was telling you that your dogs are causing problems with their incessant barking. You may find out that they might have issues with Judy as well. When I started at the last site, one of the building operators was constantly harping on me saying that everyone in the building can't stand me and are complaining. I asked one of the people who the asshole said was complaining (was surprised as the guy is pretty cool and we got along very well) and the guy was surprised. He then said "Who the hell told you?", stopped and then said next, "That bastard!" A further talk with him and the operations manager revealed just how much of an asshole this guy is. You may wind up with some pretty good allies in this matter. Good luck.

Rainman8889 is dead on with this. Ask all of your neighbors. You will probably find that none of them have a problem with you, and almost all of them have a problem with Judy. You will establish some really good allies who can back you up.
The next time you have a problem with Judy, I suggest you have a talk with her and her husband. At that point you should inform them that the only person with a problem is Judy, and that if she bothers you again, you will press charges against her for harassment.

Um, "The following information is for educational purposes only. ActionSatisfaction_Esq. and associates take no responsibility for any legal, financial, or other form of compensation whatsoever, which may arise or be requested from the result of the misuse of the following information. Warning, can(s) may explode when punctured. Eye protection required".


Yeah, I'd def tell her to stop harassing you, that's just ridiculous. Of course, you could always just go get a can or three of any normal foam type shaving cream. Put it/them in your freezer and leave for at least 12 hours. Take them out, and very carefully cut them open. You should end up with a frozen cylinder of shaving cream.

Toss 'em in her yard as soon as it gets dark and wait for the morning. As they warm up they should expand rapidly, covering absolutely everything in cream (get your minds out of the gutter). Of course she might end up calling the cops, but they'll probably just laugh and tell her to hose it down. The idea really works better, and is intended for use INSIDE a person's car. You slip a cylinder through an open window and let it go. Shaving cream fluffyness everywhere!

Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq. Um, "The following information is for educational purposes only. ActionSatisfaction_Esq. and associates take no responsibility for any legal, financial, or other form of compensation whatsoever, which may arise or be requested from the result of the misuse of the following information. Warning, can(s) may explode when punctured. Eye protection required". Yeah, I'd def tell her to stop harassing you, that's just ridiculous. Of course, you could always just go get a can or three of any normal foam type shaving cream. Put it/them in your freezer and leave for at least 12 hours. Take them out, and very carefully cut them open. You should end up with a frozen cylinder of shaving cream. Toss 'em in her yard as soon as it gets dark and wait for the morning. As they warm up they should expand rapidly, covering absolutely everything in cream (get your minds out of the gutter). Of course she might end up calling the cops, but they'll probably just laugh and tell her to hose it down. The idea really works better, and is intended for use INSIDE a person's car. You slip a cylinder through an open window and let it go. Shaving cream fluffyness everywhere!

LOL this will work for sure to piss her off. It will not hurt her yard, go for it. I have had to tell many folks that paint balls on metal barns are not fun for you but there is no damage. Hence they get pissed off 2x. One for it happening and another when the cops can't or won't do a thing because there is no damage. Freakin hose it off and stop whatever you are doing to piss them off. They hate it when they are told 99% of the time this shit happens cause you freakin started it.

Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq. Um, "The following information is for educational purposes only. ActionSatisfaction_Esq. and associates take no responsibility for any legal, financial, or other form of compensation whatsoever, which may arise or be requested from the result of the misuse of the following information. Warning, can(s) may explode when punctured. Eye protection required". Yeah, I'd def tell her to stop harassing you, that's just ridiculous. Of course, you could always just go get a can or three of any normal foam type shaving cream. Put it/them in your freezer and leave for at least 12 hours. Take them out, and very carefully cut them open. You should end up with a frozen cylinder of shaving cream. Toss 'em in her yard as soon as it gets dark and wait for the morning. As they warm up they should expand rapidly, covering absolutely everything in cream (get your minds out of the gutter). Of course she might end up calling the cops, but they'll probably just laugh and tell her to hose it down. The idea really works better, and is intended for use INSIDE a person's car. You slip a cylinder through an open window and let it go. Shaving cream fluffyness everywhere!

How would one go about cutting open a can of shaving cream?? And does it matter if it's that gel kind that turns into foam, or is there shaving cream that is already cream like in the can?

I'm not saying I'm going to do it.... just sayin'.

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A pair of tin snips would work best. But first you would have to make a hole to get the tip in (ohh!). I suppose you could also try to use a thick pair of scissors... You only really need to cut the can in half, or the top or bottom off to remove it.

And I dunno about the gel..... I don't think it would work because the gels stay in gel form until rubbed on.... Just a regular can of el-cheapo shaving cream should work fine.

Oh yeah.... make sure to shake it before attempting to open it... If it sloshes around, its probably not frozen yet!