Posted by Emma Peel I've got a backpack full of bear and I'm not afraid to destroy and/or poop on your location.

OH DEAR GOD, NOT THE BEAR.

Posted by Lexi OH DEAR GOD, NOT THE BEAR.

Robot bears?

Posted by Brind Robot bears?

#1 threat to America.

Posted by Lexi http://swiftian.go...ncolbear_bears.jpg #1 threat to America.

I LOL'd. Thanks Lexi!

PS-

It would be awesome if they used Koala bear backpacks for their bears.

Don't the bears need backpacks & bats?

Posted by hydrotherapy

that second one is fucking awesome.

Okay, it disgusts me the way everyone is kissing Nox's ass & now everyone thinks he is so awesome for apologizing!



Nox will never change! This wasn't the first time he has done something so disgusting & far from the last. This is a cycle of behavior for him. The only thing that was different this time is he was caught on tape & he has so many enemies that people couldn't wait for him to get arrested!

The sad part is that he is a father of a beautiful little girl & is supposed to be a role model!

That scares me!

Posted by hydrotherapy

hahahahahahaha

buildings have two natural enemies. Water, and bears.

Water and bears and poop, OH MY!

From zero to hero - ***** *****, former fecal delinquent, is now chasing bears off properties from all around the county. Credit: Morris County Daily Record


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Posted by GotPaisley The sad part is that he is a father of a beautiful little girl & is supposed to be a role model! That scares me!

I never thought I'd say this about a post on UER, but that scares me too. Children are a huge responsibility and it would suck to see one have to think this type of behavior is ok (or dad spending a night in jail is normal).

Posted by Roland buildings have two natural enemies. Water, and bears.

You win the awesome award for knowing that.

Posted by GotPaisley Don't the bears need backpacks & bats?

I'd just like to note the common mistake that many of you are making:

Nox said he had a backpack full of "BEAR." There was no S, and there was no typo.
This is obviously a new, hybrid form of the large hairy mammal that was once the number one threat to america. Now, the number one threat is "bear" -- PLURAL.

Example: Some guy had a backpack full of BEAR, which Nox valiantly stopped. If released, this backpack full of bear could have destroyed every LDB entry, EVAR!

Don't get them confused. While similar, bear are far superior and worse than bears are. Someone get the memo out to Colbert.

Posted by GotPaisley Okay, it disgusts me the way everyone is kissing Nox's ass & now everyone thinks he is so awesome for apologizing! Nox will never change! This wasn't the first time he has done something so disgusting & far from the last. This is a cycle of behavior for him. The only thing that was different this time is he was caught on tape & he has so many enemies that people couldn't wait for him to get arrested! The sad part is that he is a father of a beautiful little girl & is supposed to be a role model! That scares me!

I am gonna say this much....

The Nox I knew from 2005-2007 I would of never expected to do shiite like this.

I suppose I paid for my tunnel-vision. I always try to do this thing where I judge people based on what I see, rather than what others see... and it ALWAYS bites me in the ass.

Posted by jukebox fuckup ALWAYS bites me in the ass.

I'm just going to say what at least half of everybody else is thinking.

Pics??

Posted by jukebox fuckup I am gonna say this much.... The Nox I knew from 2005-2007 I would of never expected to do shiite like this. I suppose I paid for my tunnel-vision. I always try to do this thing where I judge people based on what I see, rather than what others see... and it ALWAYS bites me in the ass.

I know what you are saying but look at his past behavior but it has always been a problem!

The whole Byberry thing when he became real security! He went after & got arrested the same explorers he ran around Byberry with! I praise Goddog for punching him in the face!

He then proceeded to tell people that one of our close explorer friends begged him for free access to Byberry when we all know that was far from the truth. Which then caused a ton of drama for you!

Then the whole thing when his got his car stickered. He went & set up alarms at Essex & scare people by telling them he was security. He kept pulling pranks on people the whole day.

Then another time, he proceeded to place a lock on the door & lock the entrances after someone else actually took him. Only giving the combination to who he wanted to.

He is always trashing places. Look at Girl's night @ the Pines in 2007. He went off with a stick or baseball bat & was smashing everything. If I saw him, I would of screamed at him.

He will do anything to gain attention & be liked! he will jump on any side that will show attention to him.

Posted by GotPaisley He will do anything to gain attention & be liked! he will jump on any side that will show attention to him.

I'll show him some attention and I know an appropriately poorly-lit alleyway to do it in.

How do I get in touch with this charming fellow?

Posted by hydrotherapy I'll show him some attention and I know an appropriately poorly-lit alleyway to do it in. How do I get in touch with this charming fellow?

fuck a dark lit alley, i'd watch that shit on pay per view.