Posted by katetron I heard that guy Trent eats Husky Kababs for dinner.

That's a lie, he eats them for brunch.

I hear some jerks pretended there was a tour of Taunton.

I heard someone broke into stonesaregrey Hospital(I wanna be s00p3r 1337, Not give teh name out,Ya know?) and shit on the model.

Is that true?

If it is, There is no way a uer would do that, it's against the ethics code.

I'm a good uer, If I drive three and a half hours to find a place closed up tight, I leave. No ripping a board off for me, No sir!

Posted by Caligula I heard someone broke into stonesaregrey Hospital(I wanna be s00p3r 1337, Not give teh name out,Ya know?) and shit on the model. Is that true? If it is, There is no way a uer would do that, it's against the ethics code. I'm a good uer, If I drive three and a half hours to find a place closed up tight, I leave. No ripping a board off for me, No sir!

I once heard someone pooped on a grey stone, but it wasn't a building. It was just that, a grey stone. That stone may or may not have been a model of a grey stone. I can't remember if it was real or not.

Mandias stares at my penis when I pee

That have anything to do with your avatar image?

Well, I'm sorry, but I have never before seen a penis with Down's Syndrome.

Does that mean its cognitively deficient but during times of great stress it exhibits feats of UNCANNY STRENGTH?

Well, it smiles a lot.



And drools.

Posted by jesslovesharks a good copper thief is a dead copper thief

get exkalibur in here. he can do the execution.

COCKS.

Somebody please post something. I'm dying here. 15 minutes to kill.

Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird
Wallace Stevens

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I
Among twenty snowy mountains,
The only moving thing
Was the eye of the blackbird.

II
I was of three minds,
Like a tree
In which there are three blackbirds.

III
The blackbird whirled in the autumn winds.
It was a small part of the pantomime.

IV
A man and a woman
Are one.
A man and a woman and a blackbird
Are one.

V
I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after.

VI
Icicles filled the long window
With barbaric glass.
The shadow of the blackbird
Crossed it, to and fro.
The mood
Traced in the shadow
An indecipherable cause.

VII
O thin men of Haddam,
Why do you imagine golden birds?
Do you not see how the blackbird
Walks around the feet
Of the women about you?

VIII
I know noble accents
And lucid, inescapable rhythms;
But I know, too,
That the blackbird is involved
In what I know.

IX
When the blackbird flew out of sight,
It marked the edge
Of one of many circles.

X
At the sight of blackbirds
Flying in a green light,
Even the bawds of euphony
Would cry out sharply.

XI
He rode over Connecticut
In a glass coach.
Once, a fear pierced him,
In that he mistook
The shadow of his equipage
For blackbirds.

XII
The river is moving.
The blackbird must be flying.

XIII
It was evening all afternoon.
It was snowing
And it was going to snow.
The blackbird sat
In the cedar-limbs.

Posted by hydrotherapy Argonian kicks puppies.

Uh, I really don't. Unless by kick you mean pet adn scratch.

What I really do is go to thrift stores and by parachute pants. Then I fashion them into little tiny parachutes. Then I do a magical dance and cut and rip the parachutes while focusing on a skydiver that doesn't have the dignity to die. I am just trying to give a helping hand. That is me. Helpful. Oh and caring. Helpful and caring.

Draining is for degenerate losers. If they took some time to read about Scientology they would lead more satisfying lives.

EDIT:I love Nickelback

Posted by Seventh Stage Draining is for degenerate losers. If they took some time to read about Scientology they would lead more satisfying lives. EDIT:I love Nickelback

I think we're all with you, on all those points.

Who farted?

Good god. I was farting when I read that. Freaky.

Posted by Wiccan Who farted?

I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.

^^^Name the movie.