what's red and smells like blue paint?

Posted by don_corleyone what's red and smells like blue paint?

I don't know, DC, what's red and smells like blue paint?

What's green and red and spins at a 1000 RPM?





_{A frog caught in a blender.}

Posted by rainman8889 What's green and red and spins at a 1000 RPM? A frog caught in a blender.

Hey, you reminded me of this:

http://www.joecart...-frog_in_a_blender

It's got to be almost a decade since I last blended a frog like that!

Posted by don_corleyone what's red and smells like blue paint?

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Posted by don_corleyone what's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

Posted by PorkChopExpress Red paint

Posted by metawaffle Hey, you reminded me of this: http://www.joecart...-frog_in_a_blender It's got to be almost a decade since I last blended a frog like that!

Right on for the game. Love it! It reminds me of the 'Dumb Ass Bass' program as well where the singing fish is destroyed.

Posted by PorkChopExpress Red paint

thx, sorry i was away.


MOAR:

a boy is sitting on a bench. he eats candybar after candybar. the guy sitting on the next bench is watching him as he just puts the things away. after the 6th candybar, the man says: "son, don't you know that eating that much candy is bad for you? you'll rot your teeth, get acne, and get fat."
the boy says: "my grandfather lived to be 103 years old."
man replies: "did he eat 6 candybars a day?"
"no," the boy says, "he minded his fucking business."



A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a brother."
Santa wrote back, "Send me your mother."


A young boy asked his dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
"You are my son. I'm confident about that," the father said. "Your friend next door is also my son, but that's confidential."


Q: Why are women like pianos?
A: If they're not upright, they're grand.


A woman went to her doctor and complained that every time she sneezed she had an orgasm, The doctor in amazement said,
"My goodness, that's terrible. Have you been taking anything for it?"
"Yes," she replied, "pepper."


After spending the night at a hotel with a prostitute, a politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.
"Thanks," she said, "but I charge only $20."
"Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed politician replied. "You can't make a living on that."
"Oh, don't worry, the girl replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side."


A redneck came to the big city to visit some friends. They went to an Applebee's restaurant for dinner and one of the listings caught his eye: lobster tail and beer, $40.
"Damn," he said. "My three favourite things! And for such a reasonable price"

what do the use venetian blinds for in ethiopia?















bunk beds

An old bar joke but a funny bar joke,



A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are all having a good time,

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" says the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"

A door to door encyclopedia salesman was working a neighborhood. He knocked on the door to a house, and a 9 year old boy answered. The boy was wearing a pink tutu, smoking a cigar, and drinking a martini. The salesman was rather taken aback, but managed to ask "Are your parents home"? The boy took a drag off of his cigar, looked up at the salesman, and said "What the fuck do you think?!?"

A young couple was walking home from a bar. They were feeling naughty, and as they pasted a graveyard, they decided to go in and have hot sex. The next day, the young lady was having serious back pain. She went to her doctor. As the doctor was examining her, he asked "Are you sure you are only 26 years old"? The young lady said "Of course! Why do you ask"? The doctor said "Because it says on your ass that you died in 1842"!

Posted by PorkChopExpress A door to door encyclopedia salesman was working a neighborhood. He knocked on the door to a house, and a 9 year old boy answered. The boy was wearing a pink tutu, smoking a cigar, and drinking a martini. The salesman was rather taken aback, but managed to ask "Are your parents home"? The boy took a drag off of his cigar, looked up at the salesman, and said "What the fuck do you think?!?"

Killer.