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Swiffer Location: Smithfield, VA Gender: Neither Total Likes: 0 likes High Priest, First National Church of Bacon \| \| \|	These Are Punny < on 12/18/2008 11:44 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: These Are Punny < Reply # 1 on 12/18/2008 11:46 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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trent I'm Trent! Get Bent! Location: Drainwhale hunting Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes Not on UER anymore. \| \| \|	Re: These Are Punny < Reply # 2 on 12/18/2008 1:24 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Those are pretty good. But I don't get the first one. Can someone explain? The steel wool one is awesome.
	He who rules the underground, rules the city above.

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Posted by trent
Those are pretty good. But I don't get the first one. Can someone explain? The steel wool one is awesome.

Certainly Trent. FYI, this pun is in reference to Stonehenge, 13 km north of Salisbury, England. Get it now?

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Yeeeeeeahhhhhhhh!

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!

This is what happens to people that have small children. It is a shame. It really is.

Que pasa, baby?

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Certainly Trent. FYI, this pun is in reference to Stonehenge, 13 km north of Salisbury, England. Get it now?

Thanks. I get it (kinda) now. That's a crappy one. The rest of the list is pretty good though.

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Posted by trent

Thanks. I get it (kinda) now. That's a crappy one. The rest of the list is pretty good though.

i thought this one was good, though i got the pun right away.

blindly ever onward

SaraBellum Berkshire Hunt Location: Villa Villekulla Gender: Female Total Likes: 16 likes Coming to a cinema near you this summer. \| \| \|	Re: These Are Punny < Reply # 7 on 12/18/2008 4:15 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I just had a pungasm.
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Posted by argonian

This is what happens to people that have small children. It is a shame. It really is.

No, no, even my three-year-old looks at that with disdain.

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