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Teh ''I shouldn't had sex with her'' threadzzz
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Tell us your story, cuz I feel quite dumb now.




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< Reply # 1 on 1/12/2009 6:50 AM >
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You first!




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< Reply # 2 on 1/12/2009 7:09 AM >
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Tell us your story, cuz I feel quite dumb now.


Did it involve a drain?




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< Reply # 3 on 1/12/2009 4:32 PM >
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http://www.okcupid...223997838631196585

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Not sex, but there was one girl I made out with once. I assumed she made out with whoever if she was making out while not dating. She assumed I must have loved her and wanted to date if I kissed her "before" dating.

Turns out she was depressed, bipolar, and OCD, along with something else. It's rather disconcerting to find a girl you wish would disappear scrubbing your kitchen, using up entire rolls of paper towels. It's even worse when they don't pick up on anything and you have to tell them that you aren't into them, will never date them, etc etc and they lie down in the grass in a park at night, scream at you, cry, refuse to get up, scream some more, etc. I ended up missing half my night-class because she collapsed into abject self pity for an hour or so. If I wasn't friends with some of her friends... I woulda walked away.

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Your mom.




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< Reply # 5 on 1/12/2009 7:59 PM >
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http://www.okcupid...223997838631196585

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lol i <3 okcupid.




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< Reply # 6 on 1/13/2009 6:25 PM >
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lol i <3 okcupid.


naturally... I drink a whole bottle of wine when my dates don't work out either... and then they call and I screw them and ever hear from them again... geez guys what am I doing wrong? lol




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naturally... I drink a whole bottle of wine when my dates don't work out either... and then they call and I screw them and ever hear from them again... geez guys what am I doing wrong? lol


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Lets just say I sorta went out wih a friend's ex on my last day in Paris and we ended up having sex but it also ended up for me having my worst experience until then. Now she wish to come back to Montreal and I'm a bit scared.. cuz' well.. you see..




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...Now she wish to come back to Montreal and I'm a bit scared.. cuz' well.. you see...


yea... wow.... kinda...

across the world? After one night? Jesus!




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Lets just say I sorta went out wih a friend's ex on my last day in Paris and we ended up having sex but it also ended up for me having my worst experience until then. Now she wish to come back to Montreal and I'm a bit scared.. cuz' well.. you see..


After only one night? Damn you must of have been good.





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Now she wish to come back to Montreal and I'm a bit scared.. cuz' well.. you see..


If she's hot, I'll drive over to Montreal and take care of her for you.

Any pics?



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First day on a new job eons ago, boss took me out for drinks after work. Brought a few office peeps, and well...the night went long and everyone went home except me and some secretary who was slated to be married two weeks later.

Nuff said.





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First day on a new job eons ago, boss took me out for drinks after work. Brought a few office peeps, and well...the night went long and everyone went home except me and some secretary who was slated to be married two weeks later.

Nuff said.




If you guys didn't go home, where'd you go? Out to the bar, for more drinks, I can only assume.




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My best friend.

Totally fucked our relationship up.

Edit: Said bestfriend has a vagina.



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My best friend.

Totally fucked our relationship up.

Edit: Said bestfriend has a vagina.


Vaginas are my best friends.




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My best friend.

Totally fucked our relationship up.

Edit: Said bestfriend has a vagina.


Shouldn't a best friend with a pussy be a girlfriend? You homoxual or something?




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If you guys didn't go home, where'd you go? Out to the bar, for more drinks, I can only assume.


You assume incorrectly.

Put it this way, I told her a man's biggest, vilest lie ever. And then I came in her mouth.




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You assume incorrectly.

Put it this way, I told her a man's biggest, vilest lie ever. And then I came in her mouth.


You told her you were going to pull out in time?





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You told her you were going to pull out in time?




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