Ok my best friends friend asked me to hit on his fiancée to see if she would cheat on him. He went to work,my friend jason passed out so i started hitting on the girl who mind you is a 4 month pregnant midget....I swear to god. So i was hitting on her drunk off my ass and she starts kissing me and i am like ok this is cheating i should wake jason so he can catch her and tell his friend.....oh look she has my pants down oh well fuck it i am drunk...I ended up f*cking a pregnant midget while my best friend was passed out 3 feet away.The next day i told jason when he woke up and asked what i should do. He told me to wait and see if the baby was his friends and if it was never mention it but if it wasnt his tell him so he had more of a reason to dump her.

Jasons friends parents are both doctors who specialize in paternity so you would expect when the baby was born he would have it tested.....Nope we even yelled at him that the baby dosnt look like him (he is as white as you get, she is white the baby after a year looks mexican).

Jason quit being this guys friend right around the birth so i never could tell him.....

I shouldnt have had sex with her...Damn you jim bean and your friend wild turkey.

"I shouldn't have had sex with her" = Basically sums up the relationship I had with my ex girlfriend.

"I shouldn't have had sex with him" = One night stand where the guy ended up messaging me two years later saying, "I still think about you when I masturbate". Flattering in a way, but also very strange.

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"I shouldn't have talked to him" = A guy who proposed to me after two days. Again - semi-flattering until he mentioned wanting me to spawn his offspring.

Posted by belleZ lol i <3 okcupid.

Me too! OKCupid is SOO good lol!

I actually met my best exploring friend through OKCupid. She messaged me to ask me what this "urban exploring" thing was. She's the_only_ole on UER now. We'd never date...we're just great friends and we explore together all the time.