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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > OTHER: new and improved. > Post your boner alerts here! (Viewed 8337 times)
argonian 


Location: Toronto, ON
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"Now with added cats!"

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Post your boner alerts here!
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I think this would be a great place to keep abreast of the status of members wangs.




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metawaffle 

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Location: Brisbane!
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< Reply # 1 on 2/14/2009 11:13 AM >
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*snigger, snigger*... you said "abreast"




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Kbasa 


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High Hopes

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< Reply # 2 on 2/15/2009 11:02 PM >
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half chub


RIGHT NOW




Shut the fuck up and ride that fucking Couchmobile!
KublaKhan 


Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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< Reply # 3 on 2/16/2009 6:51 AM >
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I'm going to have to insist on pics for this thread.

Hence:

Anyone claiming to have a boner (in whatever stage of arousal) is hereby required to post a pic of said boner.





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argonian 


Location: Toronto, ON
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"Now with added cats!"

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< Reply # 4 on 3/4/2009 9:17 PM >
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You guys really aren't a virile bunch.




Que pasa, baby?
ActionSatisfaction Esq. 


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Action always satisfies

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< Reply # 5 on 3/4/2009 9:20 PM >
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Performance anxiety.




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Wilk 


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< Reply # 6 on 3/4/2009 10:04 PM >
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Every time I get a boner and come to this page to post about it, your cat avatar makes me go soft. Maybe you should change your picture to some boobs or something.




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argonian 


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"Now with added cats!"

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< Reply # 7 on 3/4/2009 10:43 PM >
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You will have to take this up with metawaffle. He makes my cavatars




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metawaffle 

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< Reply # 8 on 3/4/2009 11:21 PM >
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Boobatars?




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MutantMandias 

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Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.

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< Reply # 9 on 3/4/2009 11:50 PM >
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mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias

mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being
Wilk 


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< Reply # 10 on 3/4/2009 11:58 PM >
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http://www.stumble...com/#beavershoot/3


I'll put that in the same itunes category as "detachable penis"




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Greg 


Location: Canada
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How is this even 'exploration'? It's a loving house you've already been in you weirdo!

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< Reply # 11 on 4/21/2009 8:07 AM >
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ITS BONER TIME!




KublaKhan 


Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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< Reply # 12 on 4/21/2009 11:20 PM >
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ITS BONER TIME!


It's always boner time.




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logtec 


Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario.
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Nice head, what's in the bag?

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< Reply # 13 on 4/30/2009 3:59 AM >
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the internet is a fucked up place!




They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
Greg 


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How is this even 'exploration'? It's a loving house you've already been in you weirdo!

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argonian 


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"Now with added cats!"

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I think you meant to post in this thread http://www.uer.ca/...d=67689&currpage=1




Que pasa, baby?
Greg 


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How is this even 'exploration'? It's a loving house you've already been in you weirdo!

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< Reply # 16 on 5/7/2009 2:17 AM >
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She is legal age. She is past 18. Silly Willy!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheng_Fei




Ikky 


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^ROLAND LOOK HERE^

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< Reply # 17 on 5/12/2009 4:35 PM >
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I NOW HAVE A NEW LIFE GOAL




I make love the same way I resolve arguments. With my fists.
Samurai 

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No matter where you go, there you are...

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< Reply # 18 on 6/16/2009 9:17 PM >
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i have a boner thinking about football pads.
dunno why




metawaffle 

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Location: Brisbane!
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< Reply # 19 on 6/16/2009 9:34 PM >
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I'm not even sure what a football pad is.




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