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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > OTHER: new and improved. > Post your boner alerts here! (Viewed 8336 times)
Samurai 

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Re: Post your boner alerts here!
< Reply # 20 on 6/16/2009 9:58 PM >
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I'm not even sure what a football pad is.



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metawaffle 

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< Reply # 21 on 6/16/2009 10:28 PM >
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Ah, I see. Well, each to their own inspirations for boners.




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Darkwolf 

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I fix things!

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< Reply # 22 on 6/23/2009 5:41 PM >
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I am sitting at work right now and just suddenly got a boner!




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KublaKhan 


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< Reply # 23 on 6/23/2009 10:03 PM >
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No. Please explain further. And provide pics.




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logtec 


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< Reply # 24 on 6/27/2009 4:56 AM >
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who wants to see Logtec's wood?




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argonian 


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< Reply # 25 on 6/27/2009 1:21 PM >
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Samurai.




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Greg 


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< Reply # 26 on 6/28/2009 8:16 AM >
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Samurai 

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< Reply # 27 on 6/28/2009 8:42 AM >
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i feel dirty after this post.




MutantMandias 

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< Reply # 28 on 6/28/2009 1:55 PM >
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Oh, so you named your willy "dirty."




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argonian 


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< Reply # 29 on 6/28/2009 5:40 PM >
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This is wildly off course. That isn't a boner alert. A boner alert is just telling that you have an erection, not what gives you one. Greg, I said it before and I shall say it again, you are better off in the pedo thread.




Que pasa, baby?
KublaKhan 


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< Reply # 30 on 6/29/2009 3:25 PM >
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I'd post THIS pic, but then you'd think I was gay.




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Samurai 

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< Reply # 31 on 6/29/2009 4:58 PM >
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I'd post THIS pic, but then you'd think I was gay.


thank you.




logtec 


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< Reply # 32 on 7/7/2009 6:25 AM >
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Samurai.


I KNOW for a fact, you wanna see my wood!



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They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn!
KublaKhan 


Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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Greg 


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< Reply # 34 on 7/9/2009 5:10 AM >
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KublaKhan 


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< Reply # 35 on 7/9/2009 6:04 AM >
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this is the one


Delicious!




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Greg 


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< Reply # 36 on 7/15/2009 6:30 PM >
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argonian 


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< Reply # 37 on 7/15/2009 6:46 PM >
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We get it, you like asian ladies. Seriously, we get it.




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Greg 


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< Reply # 38 on 7/16/2009 4:49 AM >
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We get it, you like asian ladies. Seriously, we get it.


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