Posted by fedge When your 16-year-old paper girl collects her subscription money and invites herself in because it might rain soon and then goes on about how her tan lines are a mess and goes on to show them, pointing out areas she needs to get more sun. That's just wrong!

ask to see her ID!

Posted by logtec i totally hear that! now i tend to give the wrong directions... because who cares! "what the CN tower"? (don't bother to look up in the city...) "ya dude your totally going the wrong way, you need to head north til you hit Major Mac, then go west til...." SUCKER!

Oh yeah. The temptation.....

When you're trying to take a dump in a public toilet (I hate doing this, but sometimes you just got no other choice) and the stupid cleaning guy comes in AND STICKS HIS FOOT UNDER THE STALL DOOR TO COLLECT A SCRAP OF TOILET PAPER ON THE FLOOR!
CHRIST SAKES!

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Posted by battlebran When you're trying to take a dump in a public toilet (I hate doing this, but sometimes you just got no other choice) and the stupid cleaning guy comes in AND STICKS HIS FOOT UNDER THE STALL DOOR TO COLLECT A SCRAP OF TOILET PAPER ON THE FLOOR! CHRIST SAKES!

Yeah, that's what he said he was doing.

Posted by micro Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

so you'd let it get to that point?
stop lying to yourself and come to grips with your sexuality.
if homosexuals are throwing themselves at you, then getting into your pants, your body language must be saying it all... and their "gay-dar" is picking up on it!!

Posted by Roland Yeah, that's what he said he was doing.

I stand by my story sir.

Posted by logtec so you'd let it get to that point? stop lying to yourself and come to grips with your sexuality. if homosexuals are throwing themselves at you, then getting into your pants, your body language must be saying it all... and their "gay-dar" is picking up on it!!

I just copied and pasted something from The Onion because Battlebran's post reminded me of it.

http://www.theonio...content/node/33540


Thanks for the advice though!

Posted by micro I just copied and pasted something from The Onion because Battlebran's post reminded me of it. http://www.theonio...content/node/33540 Thanks for the advice though!

Hmm. Weak and unoriginal. I expected more from you Micro...

pEoPlE wHo TyPe LiKe ThIs or in l33t = please promptly DIE!!!

people in class who ask the same question that was just answered!

people who don't wash their hands after they go to the bathroom...seriously, wtf?

rednecks in haliburton. or anywhere, really.

people that piss me off...

automotive fanboys with no experience but all sorts of opinion.

Posted by Samurai people that piss me off... automotive fanboys with no experience but all sorts of opinion.

Does this pertain to a certain forum member?

Posted by Caligula Does this pertain to a certain forum member?

you know what's going on... let's just leave it where it is.

Posted by Samurai you know what's going on... let's just leave it where it is.

I'll agree with you there.

watching people fill their cars/vans up with "free" stuff they have just picked out of the goodwill donation boxes!

Posted by logtec watching people fill their cars/vans up with "free" stuff they have just picked out of the goodwill donation boxes!

that _is_ low. but then, they could be down-on-luck as well.

why is there just such a lack of common sense? overheard this on the bus; "So i canceled by rogers internet account yesterday, and now my email doesnt work."

no, no it wouldnt.

Posted by neX_ that _is_ low. but then, they could be down-on-luck as well.

true but if they are so down on there luck they shouldn't be driving, some of these people drive nice cars, i see this happening alot.

the fact that at Subway, they automatically assume you want lettuce on your sandwich! lettuce has no nutritional value and is just cheap "filler"!

Posted by logtec the fact that at Subway, they automatically assume you want lettuce on your sandwich! lettuce has no nutritional value and is just cheap "filler"!

There are these three Subways all owned by the same dude near my neighborhood. In the newspaper they have weekly "buy a footlong and a drink, get a 2nd footlong free" coupon. So I visit regularly using coupons I clip from the paper to get my free 2nd footlong and the chick behind the counter mentions, no less than five times, "you know, this is a very good deal for you, we lose money on this, you know". And I wanna tell her, "well, tell your boss to stop the coupon deals then, Jesus fcuk!"...

When people say "Hey lets explore tomorrow" then you get up early and try calling them for 2 hours, only to get no answer.