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White Rabbit Women's Advocate
Location: Missouri Gender: Male Total Likes: 3 likes
| | | | Re: Pickup Lines < Reply # 14 on 8/29/2009 3:28 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Oh, I got real creative today with one. I was at the gas station and this less-than-chaste-looking girl in a VERY short dress with really yummy legs proceeded to walk by me. Rather than actually say anything, I let out a high-pitched HMMMM really loudly and let it trail off into a lascivious Tim Taylor-type growl that got her attention. She laughed, we talked, I got her number. It was more of a spontaneous reaction, though, coupled with the fact that I have no manners, rather than an attempt at picking someone up.
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| | | Re: Pickup Lines < Reply # 19 on 9/21/2009 8:42 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by White Rabbit Oh, I got real creative today with one. I was at the gas station and this less-than-chaste-looking girl in a VERY short dress with really yummy legs proceeded to walk by me. Rather than actually say anything, I let out a high-pitched HMMMM really loudly and let it trail off into a lascivious Tim Taylor-type growl that got her attention. She laughed, we talked, I got her number. It was more of a spontaneous reaction, though, coupled with the fact that I have no manners, rather than an attempt at picking someone up.
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