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strangePlaces 


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Re: Pickup Lines
< on 8/26/2009 2:16 AM >
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I know there are pages on the internet devoted to this... but what do you personally use to approach a person of interest?

"You look so hopelessly abandoned... making me wanna do an in-depth exploration"
maybe not that=)



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Shawn W. 


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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 1 on 8/26/2009 2:24 AM >
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I've never used a pickup line.




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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 2 on 8/26/2009 3:17 AM >
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hey!

Sounds like a good begining.




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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 3 on 8/26/2009 6:29 PM >
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"I'm stalking you"

Hey, it worked.




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Oryx 


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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 4 on 8/27/2009 2:18 PM >
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I've found that compliments work. I met my first boyfriend by complimenting his combat boots. If you like the nerdy type, try commenting on a book they're reading.




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Hi!

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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 5 on 8/27/2009 2:27 PM >
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Saying "hello" first helps. If you are at a place that encourages a common activity (a class, a road race, the gym), talk about that. If you are at a bar find something about the person that others wouldn't notice, i.e. "Hey, that's a sweet Black Sabbath Vol IV. t-shirt."




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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 6 on 8/27/2009 2:44 PM >
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Posted by G to the Race
Saying "hello" first helps. If you are at a place that encourages a common activity (a class, a road race, the gym), talk about that. If you are at a bar find something about the person that others wouldn't notice, i.e. "Hey, that's a sweet Black Sabbath Vol IV. t-shirt."


I've done that. I once saw a guy at a 7-11 wearing a JtHM (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JTHM) shirt. I instantly went, "GASP! I love that comic!" He thought it was awesome that a fairly normal looking girl (I was 15 at the time) knew what comic it was and we got into a nice conversation about Vasquez's work. Too bad I wasn't older when it happened. He was kinda cute




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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 7 on 8/27/2009 2:50 PM >
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So, uh... wanna explore sometime?






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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 8 on 8/27/2009 6:29 PM >
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One from Tamera I will never forget:

"how much does a polar bear weigh?"


"Enough to break the ice."




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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 9 on 8/28/2009 1:46 AM >
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One from Tamera I will never forget:

"how much does a polar bear weigh?"


"Enough to break the ice."


Haha.
This is why I love Tamara.




[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi
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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 10 on 8/28/2009 4:32 AM >
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Haha.
This is why I love Tamara.


hahaha it's only worked once out of like 15 tries. And that was with Dorian!




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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 11 on 8/28/2009 4:54 PM >
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They used that in Live Hard Sell Hard




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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 12 on 8/28/2009 5:33 PM >
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Her/him: So...what do you do?

ME: I don't work...I made all my money in the 90's dotcom explosion. Got out before the bubble burst.

WIN




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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 13 on 8/29/2009 3:25 AM >
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"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Seriously guys, this is the mother of all pickup lines.
1.She walks away (Uptight bitch with no sense of humor)
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2.She laughs and starts talking to you (Chill chick with a sense of humor)
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3.You get fuckin' laid! Hell yeah!




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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 14 on 8/29/2009 3:28 AM >
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Oh, I got real creative today with one.

I was at the gas station and this less-than-chaste-looking girl in a VERY short dress with really yummy legs proceeded to walk by me.

Rather than actually say anything, I let out a high-pitched HMMMM really loudly and let it trail off into a lascivious Tim Taylor-type growl that got her attention. She laughed, we talked, I got her number.

It was more of a spontaneous reaction, though, coupled with the fact that I have no manners, rather than an attempt at picking someone up.




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breakTHEsilence 


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Oh, the excitment!

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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 15 on 9/4/2009 4:10 PM >
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Are you from space?

Because you're wearing a spacesuit.




Lexi 


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I'm getting old.

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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 16 on 9/4/2009 9:04 PM >
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hahaha it's only worked once out of like 15 tries. And that was with Dorian!


Regardless.

I still love you.




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[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi
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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 17 on 9/6/2009 9:06 PM >
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pick up lines are teh ghey. I just try to start a conversation with the person.




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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 18 on 9/6/2009 10:41 PM >
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Haha,I recently saw a guy in a bar with a shirt that said "Don't Worry,I Always Pull Out".

I asked him how that was working for him,and he said that he's scored on more than one occasion while wearing it. If not for the funny shirt I wouldn't have spoke to him at all,so pretty clever move on his part!




KublaKhan 


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Re: Pickup Lines
< Reply # 19 on 9/21/2009 8:42 PM >
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Oh, I got real creative today with one.

I was at the gas station and this less-than-chaste-looking girl in a VERY short dress with really yummy legs proceeded to walk by me.

Rather than actually say anything, I let out a high-pitched HMMMM really loudly and let it trail off into a lascivious Tim Taylor-type growl that got her attention. She laughed, we talked, I got her number.

It was more of a spontaneous reaction, though, coupled with the fact that I have no manners, rather than an attempt at picking someone up.


This is the funniest thing I've encountered in a long time.




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