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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > Smelly People (Viewed 6067 times)
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Smelly People
< on 2/2/2010 7:43 PM >
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Smelly people in the library piss me off. I just want to cut my damn nose off right now.




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Re: Smelly People
< Reply # 1 on 2/3/2010 12:40 AM >
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or smelly people at work... there are two specific people I work with and from the time they clock in, they already smell like nasty b.o.




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Re: Smelly People
< Reply # 2 on 2/3/2010 2:57 AM >
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or smelly people at work... there are two specific people I work with and from the time they clock in, they already smell like nasty b.o.


Yup. One lady at work is super obese and she smells like she hasn't bathed in ages. To make it worse she douses herself in colognes. It's the worst when she stands up from her seat and all the stank that was trapped under her ass wafts down the rows of cubicles.




[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi
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Re: Smelly People
< Reply # 3 on 2/3/2010 3:27 AM >
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Yup. One lady at work is super obese and she smells like she hasn't bathed in ages. To make it worse she douses herself in colognes. It's the worst when she stands up from her seat and all the stank that was trapped under her ass wafts down the rows of cubicles.

That would be horrible, I'd die if I had to work with someone like that...

Also, I hate computer labs full of smelly people.




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Re: Smelly People
< Reply # 4 on 2/3/2010 4:18 AM >
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where i work makes me smelly... usually the first thing i do is hit the shower when i get home. When I work in recaust, you literally smell like ass, like a wickedly bad fart. (because it's all based on sulfidity).

that is one thing i'll never miss about that place.
i do work with one guy who just doesn't care about his smell and grosses everyone out.




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Re: Smelly People
< Reply # 5 on 2/3/2010 4:23 AM >
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That would be horrible, I'd die if I had to work with someone like that...

Also, I hate computer labs full of smelly people.


O WAIT




[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi
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< Reply # 6 on 2/3/2010 5:13 AM >
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LOL, Sams post made me think about Canton, NC. It has a paper mill and Sam, if you smell like that town does I do feel bad for ya.




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Re: Smelly People
< Reply # 7 on 2/3/2010 1:23 PM >
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I work with a bad breath smelly guy. 24/7 bad breath. I need to buy him some Listerine.




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Re: Smelly People
< Reply # 8 on 2/3/2010 9:26 PM >
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A few days ago I had an old woman come into the store who smelled so strongly of old fish sticks that my eye literally twitched. She was one of those people who kept insisting that she get way too close too. She kept trying to make her way behind the counter. Oh god it was awful. We used to have an obscenely obese man come in frequently who smelled strongly of urine. It made my eyes water.




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< Reply # 9 on 2/4/2010 10:40 AM >
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Yeah, I have to deal with them too. Sad part is that these folks own luxury condos and don't work for a living. It's not like they can't take ten minutes to have a shower or afford soap.




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Re: Smelly People
< Reply # 10 on 2/19/2010 12:52 PM >
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Smelly people in the NMCC piss me off.
The British liaison officer admits to showering weekly and not wearing any deoderant.
He smells much like a homeless man.




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< Reply # 11 on 2/21/2010 3:46 PM >
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Smelly people in the NMCC piss me off.
The British liaison officer admits to showering weekly and not wearing any deoderant.
He smells much like a homeless man.


Nah, when he hasn't showered for a month or two, then you'll get that "Homeless Essence". At that point, your eyes would be watering and the smell will hang in the area for a few hours after he's left.

I don't know how that guy can stand himself though. I have to shower at least once a day or I can't stand myself.




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Re: Smelly People
< Reply # 12 on 2/21/2010 8:05 PM >
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Nah, when he hasn't showered for a month or two, then you'll get that "Homeless Essence". At that point, your eyes would be watering and the smell will hang in the area for a few hours after he's left.

I don't know how that guy can stand himself though. I have to shower at least once a day or I can't stand myself.


i need at least two showers a day.
what's worse is when I work a 16 hour shift... oh the funk. I get home and immediately am in the shower.




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< Reply # 13 on 2/23/2010 7:19 AM >
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hahah.. I never know how to handle smelly people :x some of them are very nice and it is like... sorry dude, you fucking reek!

On a serious note, whenever I am in the library at my university somebody ALWAYS reeks of vodka (and it isn't me)




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< Reply # 14 on 2/25/2010 8:00 PM >
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hahah.. I never know how to handle smelly people :x some of them are very nice and it is like... sorry dude, you fucking reek!

On a serious note, whenever I am in the library at my university somebody ALWAYS reeks of vodka (and it isn't me)


I'd pay money to have someone reek of vodka as opposed to how people smell in my school. A mix of BO, halitosis and italian showers (bathing in cologne instead of washing). One would think by this age most of them would have learned of deodorant of propper hygiene or something, guess not...

edit: While I was writing this, a smelly person was reading my screen and left. I win at everything forever



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Re: Smelly People
< Reply # 15 on 3/8/2010 5:53 PM >
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I work with a guy who simultaneously smells like B.O. and unwiped butt. Even in a machine shop, it's hard to ignore. Blaarrrg!!!




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< Reply # 16 on 3/26/2010 8:29 PM >
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My boyfriend refuses to wear anything that smells good be it deodorant or body wash. He showers every other day but still smells horrid due to lack of nice smelling things.




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< Reply # 17 on 3/26/2010 11:59 PM >
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I also hate when people wear WAAAY too much perfume and cologne. Probably because they burn out their sense of smell so they need to put that much more on.




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< Reply # 18 on 2/1/2011 8:01 PM >
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People who work with the public....And have bad breath like they been eating poop sandwiches....A supply house were i buy my electrical stuff is were he works...Hate it when he waits on me




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< Reply # 19 on 2/1/2011 9:27 PM >
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My boyfriend refuses to wear anything that smells good be it deodorant or body wash. He showers every other day but still smells horrid due to lack of nice smelling things.


ever think that some guys don't want to smell like a french whorehouse?
i have never owned body wash, cologne, body spray... i use the pit stick and that's it.




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