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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Relationships > faaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk (Viewed 5840 times)
Skold 


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done.

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Re: faaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk
< Reply # 20 on 3/22/2010 11:25 PM >
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/me hugs bandi


NO THAT IS SHAMU'S JOB




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< Reply # 21 on 3/23/2010 2:09 PM >
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ew, ew, ew, ew, EW... no.

I wouldn't touch shamu if she were the last female in the world.




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Re: faaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk
< Reply # 22 on 3/23/2010 4:22 PM >
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ew, ew, ew, ew, EW... no.

I wouldn't touch shamu if she were the last female in the world.


question: is she invited to a certain upcoming event?

skold wants to know

(skold wants to see more shamu tits)




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< Reply # 23 on 3/25/2010 8:01 PM >
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nope! thankfully she has another event to attend that evening.



but are you coming?




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< Reply # 24 on 3/26/2010 8:50 PM >
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nope! thankfully she has another event to attend that evening.



but are you coming?



Heh heh

"coming"...




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< Reply # 25 on 3/27/2010 9:49 AM >
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but are you coming?



Not yet. Just breathing hard.


(I will hopefully make it!)




Baby like the way I wake her up, 'Cause I'm a gangsta, I grab her by the butt, Pull her to my side, I'm in deep, Woke that ass up just to put her to sleep
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< Reply # 26 on 3/28/2010 7:24 PM >
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WHO WANTS TO HAVE DEEP MEANINGLESS SEX WITH BANDI?

damnit. i typed it.

(shamu is exempt from this offer.)




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< Reply # 27 on 3/29/2010 12:09 PM >
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it won't hurt. in fact you probably won't feel a thing.



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< Reply # 28 on 3/29/2010 3:16 PM >
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i would, but my gf will have issues with it.
good luck in your quest!
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< Reply # 29 on 4/3/2010 5:46 PM >
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I know exactly what you mean. My biggest problem is that I hate listening to the same thing all the time.It's always about cleaning the house..or paying bills and car problems and why I hang out with my friends all the time..yada yada..even in past relationships..I think it's an amount of comfortable(ness) ..Your around the person for so long that you can almost predict what there gonna have to say (or do) I can almost finish her sentence before she does..it's frustrating.




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< Reply # 30 on 4/5/2010 12:03 AM >
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God, I wish our conversations had gotten that deep.




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< Reply # 31 on 4/6/2010 8:46 PM >
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I know exactly what you mean. My biggest problem is that I hate listening to the same thing all the time.It's always about cleaning the house..or paying bills and car problems and why I hang out with my friends all the time..yada yada..even in past relationships..I think it's an amount of comfortable(ness) ..Your around the person for so long that you can almost predict what there gonna have to say (or do) I can almost finish her sentence before she does..it's frustrating.


If she keeps saying the same things that means she's waiting for something to change.




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< Reply # 32 on 4/8/2010 8:11 PM >
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On a funny note, I just texted a friend saying "I need some strange" but good 'ol T9 made it say "I need some Susan"

AWESOME.




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< Reply # 33 on 4/8/2010 10:17 PM >
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wow, sorry to hear it.

i lived with a girl for four years and it was the same story. she had a bad back and a good excuse. i put her through college, arranged for tests, the operation, she healed just fine but still couldn't be bothered to get up off her ass and contribute to the relationship. i kicked her out and never looked back.

it would have been nice if she'd grown along with me, but people are who they are, we can't change them.

Im sure an equally unmotivated guy will be very happy with her. I found someone who suits me much better, and i wouldnt have found her if i was still hanging on to the other one. why do that to yourself?

just ride it out, get out there and socialise as much as you can so you don't go out of practice and keep pushing your limits doing what you love. you won;t have to suffer long. it's the ohshit-what-if-i-say-something-stupid crowd that always strikes out. don't LET the stakes get that high.




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< Reply # 34 on 4/9/2010 12:41 PM >
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thanks!

I have an epic, amazing prospect who I've been head over heels for since I was 5, so 22 years later I should likely say something.





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< Reply # 35 on 4/9/2010 12:44 PM >
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thanks!

I have an epic, amazing prospect who I've been head over heels for since I was 5, so 22 years later I should likely say something.



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< Reply # 36 on 4/14/2010 10:01 PM >
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it won't hurt. in fact you probably won't feel a thing.


does that mean you have a small penis?




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< Reply # 37 on 4/15/2010 1:27 PM >
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Can't find the pic. Damnit.




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< Reply # 38 on 6/15/2010 1:49 AM >
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Sorry about the long silence... I forgot I made this post!

Yeah, I need to end it. She's loud, unmotivated, uninteresting, and unemployed.

And getting fat.


good call. Most ppl stick around till it does get ugly... or they get uglier




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< Reply # 39 on 6/15/2010 5:02 PM >
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Oh, problem has LONG since been solved. Life is good.




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